Аннотация
Dave Barry.
Natural Childbirth
TO SEE YOUR BABY BEING BORN
IS TO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF YUCKY
A father who was in the delivery room strips
the romanticism from "Natural Childbirth"
Let's take just a quick look at the history of baby-having. For thousands of years, only women had babies. Primitive women would go off into primitive huts and groan and wail and sweat while other women hovered around. The primitive men stayed outside doing manly things, such as lifting heavy objects and spitting.
When the baby was born, the women would clean it up as best as they could and show it to the men, who would spit appreciatively and head off to the forest to throw sharp sticks at small animals. If you suggested to primitive men that they should actually watch women have babies, they would have laughed at you and probably tortured you for two three or four days. They were REAL men.
At the beginning of th...
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