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Chapter Twelve
"I think we've forgotten something."
The Manticore heaved wildly, trying to pull each limb loose. He was not going anywhere. The sticky gum had merged with his fur, creating a thick felt that could have been used for roofing. He couldn't launch lightning bolts at us now, even if he wanted. The scorpionlike tail had been wound halfway around the bole of the tree. Truthfully, the Manticore looked pretty pathetic. Dribbles of blood oozed out of the long fur from where the thorns had pierced the skin. His eyes rolled with fear as we converged upon him. Gleep flattened himself on his belly, and snarled. The Manticore cringed back even farther.
"Now, we kill it?" Melvine asked, advancing on the creature with a bloodthirsty gleam in his eyes.
"Nope," I said, stiffarming the Cupy several feet from our captive. "We just talk to him."
"What? What fun is that?"
I turned to the Pervects. "Can any of you speak Manticore?"
"Well," Freezia said, raising a forefinger. "I did a course in comparative languages. But he hasn't said anything yet for me to compare it to!"
"Let's see if we can get him to say something."
I had not spent several years in the Bazaar at Deva for nothing. Most of the Deveel vendors there knew several languages, the better to cheat—I mean, deal—with buyers from numerous dimensions, and none of them would ever let a sale slip by for ANY reason. The usual means of communicating with newcomers was a spell or an amulet of translation. I felt the force line. It was plumping up nicely. I scoured my memory for the spell that I had learned from a friendly merchant named Bellma—for a price, of course. Nothing was free in the Bazaar, but it was often worth the cost.
The magikal force had resurged sufficiently for me to include all of my apprentices within the range of the spell. It didn't have a physical manifestation, but I felt as though we were now linked by tubes that led from our mouths to everyone else's ears.
"Who are you?" I asked the Manticore.
The beast jerked back—as far as he could, covered with glue—and gazed at me. "You speak my language!" "Uh, sort of. I'm Skeeve. These are my students."
"I am Evad, ensign of the Royal Manticorean Navy. You must be a powerful general to have captured me," the Manticore said. "I bow to you." He couldn't do that much, either, but I appreciated the effort.
"Actually, I'm a magician," I said. "What were you doing tearing up that town? You wrecked most of the place."
The Manticore showed his fangs. "They were not intelligent. I asked them where I was, and no one could tell me! I tried to insist that they send for a translator, and they kept hitting me with things. That was rude! I got impatient."
I raised an eyebrow. "So you got drunk and smashed the place up? What's your commanding officer going to think of that?"
For the first time the creature actually looked ashamed of himself. His big, shaggy head drooped. "Not much. I have only five days left on my leave, and I'm wasting it in this stupid backwater! No offense."
"None taken," I replied with a smile. "It's nothing I haven't thought myself from time to time. This dimension is called Klah, though not by the people who live here. They've got pretty particular ideas about keeping your hands off other people's houses, by the way. You'll have to make up for the damage you did."
The Manticore moaned. "My head hurts!"
I turned to Tolk. "Can you do something for him?"
"Sure-sure-sure!" the Canidian said. "Happy to try. Never had a Manticorean for a patient before, eh? Hold still."
"You are being very kind to a stranger, especially one who tried to kill you," the Manticorean said as Tolk leaped up on his back and climbed up to perch on his shoulder. Tolk laid his paws on the other's shaggy mane.
"Would you rather we killed you?" I asked.
Evad thought about it. "I might save face that way," he said. "I will go back now in disgrace. An officer in the Royal Manticorean Navy, getting lost in the wrong dimension like a first-year student! Ah, that is better. But, alas, I am sober now! Thank you, brown-and-white being."
"Tolk's the name," the Canidian said cheerfully, leaping down. "You're good as new."
"More likely I will die attached to this fierce plant!" the Manticore said dramatically.
"Not really," I said. "The sap runs when it gets warm. All we have to do is heat it, and you'll slide right off. No problem, apart from the thorns."
"I will bear the pain," Evad said bravely. "I do it for the honor of our Queen."
"Hey, Gleep." I put out a hand, and my pet ran to me. "Can you warm the sap just a little bit? Not enough to set it on fire."
"Gleep!" my dragon replied happily. He dashed to the side of the tree and exhaled. A flame tickled out from his throat, and the brown goo began to bubble. The Manticore writhed and tried to pull his feet up out of reach.
"What are you doing, O wizard?" Evad wailed. "Would you burn me at the stake?"
"Gleep?" my pet turned large, puzzled blue eyes up toward the Manticore.
Jinetta put up a timid hand. "May we try? That is one spell we use frequently, to heat bathwater in our dorms. It would be nice to put it to use in a real-world setting."
"Go right ahead." I took the time to ponder Evad's pride problem.
The Pervects gathered around the tree and concentrated. The gluey resin changed from opaque to translucent and began to swell slightly. I had an idea even before the Manticore slid to the ground with a bang.
"Too bad," Melvine said. "A Manticore head would have looked pretty impressive over my mantlepiece."
"You are a fierce opponent, Klahd," the Manticore said as the rest of the goo dripped off him in sheets.
"Thanks, but I'm not a Klahd. I'm a Cupy."
The Manticore made a courtly bow. "I am corrected. I am afraid you all look alike to me."
"Well, you better remember in the future," Melvine said, his baby face fierce. "We're tougher than we look."
"Stop threatening him, Melvine," I said. "Hitting a fellow when he's down is small-minded."
"That's not what my aunt does," Melvine interrupted me. "She—"
"And Markie put your education in my hands," I interrupted back, as the Pervects moved in, ears pricked with curiosity. "Does that tell you anything?"
"Er, do what she says, not what she does?" Melvine ventured.
"Let's start there." I turned to the Manticore.
"What can I do, O Skeeve," Evad asked miserably. "I am an honorable male, but on an ensign's pay I don't have the funds to make up for the trouble I caused, nor do I have the time to work off the amount. I have no valuables except my insigne."
"Well," Bee suggested, "you wouldn't be the first ensign to have to hock his uniform to pay his way out of trouble. It happened a fair amount in the Possiltum army. You can redeem it later."
"I couldn't," Evad said, horrified. "It belongs to the Queen!"
"I have an idea," I said. "That venom of yours: does it kill or wound?"
"It depends upon what I mean it to do," Evad said, his big face puzzled. "Most of the time it will only make the flesh swell up and become painful. Those people I struck will recover, unless I pierced them in a vital area. I will apologize to them. I am ashamed to have used brute force on civilians."
"No, that's not what I mean," I said. "I'm more interested in the venom itself. So, you can produce it in different strengths, or are they different fluids?"
The Manticore looked as though he was getting another headache. "I do not know, O Skeeve. I have never really thought about it. Why?"
"I'm doing comprehensive magikal studies," I explained. "Could you, er, give me a sample of each kind? I would like to study them. I'd like to do some experiments to see if there is any difference, and if either is good for other magikal purposes. I'd pay you for them. A fair price."