Аннотация
DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJACarefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path.After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja.Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will dieprobably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly couldve been.For the true of heart or the extremely lucky, this powerful and honorable manuscript contains such phenomenal ninja wisdom as:How to create and name your very own lethal ninja clanThe proper weapon to use when fighting a vampire pumpkinWhy clowns and robots are so dangerous on the InternetEasy-to-follow charts showing when to slice and when to stabHow to execute such ultradeadly kicks as the Driving Miss DaisyWhy pretty much every ninja movie ever made sucksHow to make a shoggoth explode using well-placed foliageWhat the heck a shoggoth is and why youll need to make it explodeDeath Aide certificationAnd much more ninjafied enlightenment on every shuriken-sharp page!Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people.From the Trade Paperback edition.
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