Tales from the Teachers` Lounge

Аннотация

From the critically acclaimed author of Daddy Needs a Drinkhailed by the Los Angeles Times as consistently hilariouscomes a series of irreverent, wickedly observant essays about what it really means to be a teacher today. With his trademark wit and wisdom, Robert Wilder dissects the worlds noblest professionwhether hes taming a classroom full of hormonal teenagers or going one-on-one with the school bully.Wilder was twenty-six when he found his true calling. Leaving a lucrative advertising career in New York, he got a job as an assistant first-grade teacher at a Santa Fe alternative schooland never looked back. Now he brings his unique perspectiveas a teacher, parent, and former studentto a series of laugh-out-loud essays that show teaching at its most absurdand most rewarding. With brutal candor he chronicles his own lively adventures in modern education, from navigating cutthroat kindergarten sign-ups to subbing for a class experi-ment gone wrongand dares to tell about it.He shares the surprising lessons hes learned in the trenches of his profession, including how to bribe a four-year-old (his own) to stop swearing in a Lutheran preschool and the best way to teach moody teenagersmanage helicopter parentsand cope with bullieswhether of the school-yard, Internet, or parental kind. And he offers tough love for cheaters who log on to www.SchoolSucks.com, then puts to rest forever the question of why new teachers gain weight (hint: the free donuts dont help).In Tales from the Teachers Lounge, Robert Wilder charts lifes learning curve with a warmth and humor you dont find in textbooks. By turns heartwarming, eye-opening, and uproariously funny, these pitch-perfect essays offer priceless lessons in life, family, learning, and teaching from a true lover of education.From the Hardcover edition.