Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances

Adventure Story

In my family ‘adventure’ tends to be used to mean ‘any minor disaster we survived’ or even ‘any break from routine’. Except by my mother, who still uses it to mean ‘what she did that morning’. Going to the wrong part of a supermarket car park and, while looking for her car, getting into a conversation with someone whose sister, it turns out, she knew in the 1970s would qualify, for my mother, as a full-blown adventure.

She is getting older, now. She no longer gets out of the house as she used to. Not since my father died.

My last visit to her, we were clearing out some of his possessions. She gave me a black leather lens-case filled with tarnished cuff links, and invited me to take any of my father’s old sweaters and cardigans I wanted, to remember him by. I loved my father, but couldn’t imagine wearing one of his sweaters. He was much bigger than me, all my life. Nothing of his would fit me.

And then I said, ‘What’s that?’

‘Oh,’ said my mother. ‘That’s something that your father brought back from Germany when he was in the army.’ It was carved out of mottled red stone, the size of my thumb. It was a person, a hero or perhaps a god, with a pained expression on its rough-carved face.

‘It doesn’t look very German,’ I said.

‘It wasn’t, dear. I think it’s from . . . Well, these days, it’s Kazakhstan. I’m not sure what it was back then.’

‘What was Dad doing in Kazakhstan in the army?’ This would have been about 1950. My father ran the officers’ club in Germany during his national service, and, in none of his post-war army after-di

‘Oh.’ She looked as if she’d said too much. Then she said, ‘Nothing, dear. He didn’t like to talk about it.’

I put the statue with the cuff links, and the small pile of curling black-and-white photographs I had decided to take home with me to scan.

I slept in the spare bedroom at the end of the hall, in the narrow spare bed.

The next morning, I went into the room that had been my father’s office, to look at it one final time. Then I walked across the hall into the living room, where my mother had already laid breakfast.

‘What happened to that little stone carving?’

‘I put it away, dear.’ My mother’s lips were set.

‘Why?’

‘Well, your father always said he shouldn’t have held on to it in the first place.’

‘Why not?’

She poured tea from the same china teapot she had poured it from all my life.

‘There were people after it. In the end, their ship blew up. In the valley. Because of those flappy things getting into their propellers.’

‘Flappy things?’

She thought for a moment. ‘Pterodactyls, dear. With a P. That was what your father said they were. Of course, he said the people in the airship deserved all that was coming to them, after what they did to the Aztecs in 1942.’

‘Mummy, the Aztecs died out years ago. Long before 1942.’

‘Oh yes, dear. The ones in America. Not in that valley. These other people, the ones in the airship, well, your father said they weren’t really people. But they looked like people, even though they came from somewhere with such a fu

‘Yes. No. Hang on. So what were these people? And pterodactyls have been extinct for fifty million years.’

‘If you say so, dear. Your father never really talked about it.’ She paused. Then, ‘There was a girl. This was at least five years before your father and I started going out. He was very good-looking back then. Well, I always thought he was handsome. He met her in Germany. She was hiding from people who were looking for that statue. She was their queen or princess or wise woman or something. They kidnapped her, and he was with her, so they kidnapped him too. They weren’t actually aliens. They were more like, those people who turn into wolves on the television . . .’

‘Werewolves?’

‘I suppose so, dear.’ She seemed doubtful. ‘The statue was an oracle, and if you owned it, even if you had it, you were the ruler of those people.’ She stirred her tea. ‘What did your father say? The entrance to the valley was through a tiny footpath, and after the German girl, well, she wasn’t German, obviously, but they blew up the pathway with a . . . a ray machine, to cut off the way to the outside world. So your father had to make his own way home. He would have got into such a lot of trouble, but the man who escaped with him, Barry Anscome, he was in Military Intelligence, and—’

‘Hang on. Barry Anscome? Used to come and stay for the weekend, when I was a kid. Gave me fifty pence every time. Did bad coin tricks. Snored. Silly moustache.’

‘Yes, dear, Barry. He went to South America when he retired. Ecuador, I think. That was how they met. When your father was in the army.’ My father had told me once that my mother had never liked Barry Anscome, that he was my dad’s friend.

‘And?’

She poured me another cup of tea. ‘It was such a long time ago, dear. Your father told me all about it once. But he didn’t tell the story immediately. He only told me when we were married. He said I ought to know. We were on our honeymoon. We went to a little Spanish fishing village. These days it’s a big tourist town, but back then, nobody had ever heard of it. What was it called? Oh yes. Torremolinos.’

‘Can I see it again? The statue?’

‘No, dear.’

‘You put it away?’

‘I threw it away,’ said my mother, coldly. Then, as if to stop me from rummaging in the rubbish, ‘The bin-men already came this morning.’

We said nothing, then.

She sipped her tea.

‘You’ll never guess who I met last week. Your old schoolteacher. Mrs Brooks? We met in Safeways. She and I went off to have coffee in the Bookshop because I was hoping to talk to her about joining the town carnival committee. But it was closed. We had to go to the Olde Tea Shoppe instead. It was quite an adventure.’

Orange

(Third Subject’s Responses to Investigator’s Written Questio