Carry On

When we’re done, he sets the dishes outside his door, then starts a fire in the fireplace with his wand.

I crawl over to sit next to him. “You’re a pyro,” I say.

He shrugs, staring into the fire.

“You’re not thinking about burning the house down, are you?”

“No, Snow. I don’t have a death wish. I wish I did—it would make everything easier.”

“Please stop talking like that.”

He doesn’t say anything for a moment. And then he turns to me, abruptly. “Is that why you kissed me? To keep me from killing myself?”

I shake my head. “Not exactly. I mean, I did want to keep you from killing yourself.”

“Why, then?” he asks.

“Why did I kiss you?”

“Yeah.”

“I guess I wanted to,” I say, shrugging.

“Since when?”

I shrug again, and it pisses him off. He wedges another log into the fire.

“Did you want me to?” I ask.

“No,” he says. “Why would I want that? Why would that thought even occur to me? ‘Hey, you know what would fix this miserable situation with the vampires and my mother and the war and the decline of magic? Snogging my halfwit roommate. The one who will probably fuck my life for good someday. That’s a plan.’”

“You don’t have to be such a prat,” I say. “We’re on the same side here.”

“For the moment,” Baz says. “You’ll help me find out who killed my mother, I’ll kill whoever it is, and then you’ll make sure I get thrown in a tower for it. You’ve already won—as soon as you tell the Mage I’m a vampire, he’ll pull out my fangs and snap my wand. I’ll end up in Covent Garden, licking Nicodemus’s heels. And that’s if I’m lucky.”

Does Baz really think I’d do that? Now? “Those vampires were in awe of you,” I say. “They wanted to put a crown on your head.”

“Are you suggesting I cross over?”

“No. I’m just saying, you were amazing today.”

“You’re not listening to me at all, are you?”

“I am,” I say. “But you’re wrong. Nothing’s going back to normal after this. How could it?”

“Because we’re friends now?”

“Because we’re more than that.”

Baz picks up a poker and jabs at the fire. “One kiss, and you think the world is upside down.”

“Two kisses,” I say. And I take him by the back of his neck.

BAZ

I don’t know what time it is.

The darkness has changed colour in the room, like the sun is sneaking up on us. We’re lying on our backs next to the fire, what’s left of it, holding hands.

Snow sighs and squeezes my hand—and when I yelp, he frowns and holds it up between us: There’s a cross-shaped burn on my palm from when I yanked his necklace off last night. (His cross is on the other side of the room now; Snow took care of it himself this time.)

He brings my palm to his mouth and kisses it.

“I didn’t think you were gay,” I say. Quietly.

He shrugs. Half of Snow’s sentences are shrugs.

“What does that mean?” I whisper.

“I don’t know,” he says, closing his eyes. “I guess I’ve never thought much about what I am. I’ve got a lot on my plate.”

That makes me laugh. A juvenile snorty laugh. Snow starts laughing with me. “A lot on your plate?” I repeat.

“Are you gay?” he asks, looking over at me, still laughing.

“Yeah,” I say. “Completely.”

“So you do this all the time?”

I roll my eyes. “No.”

“Then how do you know you’re gay?”

“I just do. How do you not know?”

“Du

“About being gay?”

“About anything. I make lists of things not to think about.”

“Why?”

“Because,” he says, “it hurts to think about things that you can’t have or help. S’better not to think about it.”

I rub my thumb back and forth on the back of his hand. “Am I on your list?”

He laughs again and shakes his head; his hair brushes against mine. “Fat chance.” He sounds sleepy. “Trying not to think about you … S’like trying not to think about an elephant that’s standing on my chest.”

I think about that.

About Snow thinking about me.

I grin. “I can’t decide whether that’s a compliment.…”

“Me neither,” he says.

“So you don’t think,” I say.

“S’pointless.”

I raise myself up on one elbow and look down on him. “I don’t understand you. You’re the most powerful magician alive—who’s ever lived, probably. You can have anything you want. How is it pointless for you to think about that?”

Snow pushes up on both elbows and lets his head fall in my direction. “Because it doesn’t matter. In the end, I just do what’s expected of me. When the Humdrum comes after me, I fight him. When he sends dragons, I kill them. When you trick me into meeting a chimera, I go off. I don’t get to choose or plan. I just take it as it comes. And someday, something will catch me unawares or be too big to fight, but I’ll fight anyway. I’ll fight until I can’t anymore—what is there to think about?”

Simon drops back onto the floor. I reach out and very carefully push his curls back off his forehead. He closes his eyes.

“I always thought you were going to kill me,” I say.

“Me, too,” he says. “I tried not to think about it.”

I wind my fingers in his hair. It’s thicker than mine, and curlier, and it shines golden in the firelight. There’s a mole on his cheek that I’ve wanted to kiss since I was 12. I do.

“For a long time,” I say.

“Hmmm?” He opens one eye.

“I’ve wanted to do this for a long time. Almost since we met…”

Snow closes his eyes again and smiles like he’s trying not to.

I smile, too, only because he isn’t watching. “I thought it was going to kill me.”

63

AGATHA

Penelope wakes me up by pulling the covers down. I yank them back up.

“Wake up, Agatha. We have to go.”

“I’ll go later. I’m sleeping.”

“No, we have to go. Now. Come on.”

I’m lying at the end of her bed. We slept this way, and she kept kicking me in the back.

“Go away, Penelope.”

“I’m trying. But I need you to drive me.”

I open my eyes. “Drive you where?”

“I can’t tell you. Yet. But I will.”

“Somewhere in London?”

“No.”

“Pe

“I know!” She’s already dressed. She’s got her hair pulled back in a giant frizzy ponytail that would probably be nice and wavy if she’d put any product in it at all. Anything. Hand lotion. Shaving cream. “And you can go home, Agatha. But first I need you to drive me to the country.”

“Why?”

“It’s a surprise,” she says.

“No.”

“An adventure?”

“I’m going home.”

Pe

I close my eyes and roll away from her.

“Agatha? Come on … Is that a yes or a no? If it’s a no, can I take your Volvo?”

64

BAZ

I wake up at least an hour before Snow.

It’s hard not to watch him sleep.

I’ve done it before—excessively—but that’s when I thought I was never going to get any more than that. That’s when creeping on Snow felt like my life’s consolation prize.

I’m still not sure what’s happening between us. We kissed last night. And this morning. A lot. Does that mean we get to do it today? He’s not even sure that he’s gay. (Which is moronic. But Snow is a moron. So.)

He’s lying on my couch, and I’m sitting at the end, next to his legs. He rolls into the cushions, burying his face. “You don’t get to watch me sleep now,” he says, “just because we’re snogging.”

“Just because we snogged,” I correct him. “And I’m not watching you; I’m trying to figure out how to wake you up without you pulling a sword on me.”

“I’m up,” he says, dragging one of the cushions down over his head.