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'Well, what would you do then, clever clogs?' says Jemima, putting her hands on her hips.
'OK,' says Lissy. 'If I was going to stoop so low as get my revenge, which I never would
because personally I think it's a huge mistake…' She pauses for breath. 'I'd do exactly what
he did. I'd expose one of his secrets.'
'Actually… that's rather good,' says Jemima grudgingly.
'Humiliate him,' says Lissy, with a tiny air of vindication. 'Embarrass him. See how he likes it.'
They both turn and look at me expectantly.
'But I don't know any of his secrets,' I say.
'You must do!' says Jemima.
'Of course you do!'
'I don't,' I say, feeling a fresh humiliation. 'Lissy, you had it right all along. Our relationship
was completely one-sided. I shared all my secrets with him — but he didn't share any of his
with me. He didn't tell me anything. We weren't soulmates. I was a completely deluded
moron.'
'Emma, you weren't a moron,' says Lissy, putting a sympathetic hand on mine. 'You were just
trusting.'
'Trusting — moron — it's the same thing.'
'You must know something!' says Jemima. 'You slept with him, for goodness sake! He must
have some secret. Some weak point.'
'An Achilles' heel,' puts in Lissy, and Jemima gives her an odd look.
'It doesn't have to be to do with his feet,' she says, and turns to me, pulling a 'Lissy's lost it'
face. 'It could be anything. Anything at all. Think back!'
I close my eyes obediently and cast my mind back. But my mind's swirling a bit, from all that
schnapps. Secrets… Jack's secrets… think back…
Scotland. Suddenly a coherent thought passes through my mind. I open my eyes, feeling a
tingle of exhilaration. I do know one of his secrets. I do!
'What?' says Jemima avidly. 'Have you remembered something?'
'He…' I stop, feeling torn.
I did make a promise to Jack. I did promise.
But then, so what? So bloody what? My chest swells in emotion again. Why on earth am I
keeping any stupid promise to him? It's not like he kept my secrets to himself, is it?
'He was in Scotland!' I say triumphantly. 'The first time we met after the plane, he asked me to
keep it a secret that he was in Scotland.'
'Why did he do that?' says Lissy.
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'What was he doing in Scotland?' puts in Jemima.
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There's a pause.
'Hmm,' says Jemima kindly. 'It's not the most embarrassing secret in the world, is it? I mean,
plenty of smart people live in Scotland. Haven't you got anything better? Like… does he
wear a chest wig?'
'A chest wig!' Lissy gives an explosive snort of laughter. 'Or a toupee!'
'Of course he doesn't wear a chest wig. Or a toupee,' I retort indignantly. Do they honestly
think I'd go out with a man who wore a toupee?
'Well then, you'll have to make something up,' says Jemima. 'You know, before the affair with
the scientist, Mummy was treated very badly by some politician chap. So she made up a
rumour that he was taking bribes from the Communist party, and passed it round the House of
Commons. She always says, that taught De
'Not… De
'Er, yes, I think that was him.'
'The disgraced Home Secretary?' Lissy looks aghast. 'The one who spent his whole life
fighting to clear his name and ended up in a mental institution?'
'Well, he shouldn't have messed Mummy around, should he?' says Jemima, sticking out her
chin. A bleeper goes off in her pocket. 'Time for my footbath!'
As she disappears back into the house, Lissy rolls her eyes.
'She's nuts,' she says. 'Totally nuts. Emma, you are not making anything up about Jack
Harper.'
'I won't make anything up!' I say indignantly. 'Who do you think I am? Anyway.' I stare into
my schnapps, feeling my exhilaration fade away. 'Who am I kidding? I could never get my
revenge on Jack. I could never hurt him. He doesn't have any weak points. He's a huge,
powerful millionaire.' I take a miserable slug of my drink. 'And I'm a nothing-special…
crappy… ordinary… nothing.'
TWENTY-ONE
The next morning I wake up full of sick dread. I feel exactly like a five-year-old who doesn't
want to go to school. A five-year-old with a severe hangover, that is.
'I can't go,' I say, as 8.30 arrives. 'I can't face them.'
'Yes you can,' says Lissy reassuringly, doing up my jacket buttons. 'It'll be fine. Just keep your
chin up.'
'What if they're horrid to me?'
'They won't be horrid to you. They're your friends. Anyway, they'll probably all have
forgotten about it by now.'
'They won't! Can't I just stay at home with you?' I grab her hand beseechingly. 'I'll be really
good, I promise.'
'Emma, I've explained to you,' says Lissy patiently. 'I've got to go to court today.'
She prises my hand out of hers. 'But I'll be here when you get home. And we'll have
something really nice for supper. OK?'
'OK,' I say in a small voice. 'Can we have chocolate ice-cream?'
'Of course we can,' says Lissy, opening the front door of our flat. 'Now, go on. You'll be fine!'
Feeling like a dog being shooed out, I go down the stairs and open the front door. I'm just
stepping out of the house when a van pulls up at the side of the road. A man gets out in a blue
uniform, holding the biggest bunch of flowers I've ever seen, all tied up with dark green
ribbon, and squints at the number on our house.
'Hello,' he says. 'I'm looking for an Emma Corrigan.'
'That's me!' I say in surprise.
'Aha!' He smiles, and holds out a pen and clipboard. 'Well, this is your lucky day. If you could
just sign here…'
I stare at the bouquet in disbelief. Roses, freesias, amazing big purple flowers… fantastic
dark red pompom things… dark green frondy bits… pale green ones which look just like
asparagus…
OK, I may not know what they're all called. But I do know one thing. These flowers are
expensive.
There's only one person who could have sent them.
'Wait,' I say, without taking the pen. 'I want to check who they're from.'
I grab the card, rip it open, and scan down the long message, not reading any of it until I come
to the name at the bottom.
Jack.
I feel a huge dart of emotion. After all he did, Jack thinks he can fob me off with some manky
bunch of flowers?
All right, huge, deluxe bunch of flowers.
But that's not the point.
'I don't want them, thank you,' I say, lifting my chin.
'You don't want them?' The delivery man stares at me.
'No. Tell the person who sent them that thanks, but no thanks.'
'What's going on?' comes a breathless voice beside me, and I look up to see Lissy gawping at
the bouquet. 'Oh my God. Are they from Jack?'
'Yes. But I don't want them,' I say. 'Please take them away.'
'Wait!' exclaims Lissy, grabbing the cellophane. 'Let me just smell them.' She buries her face
in the blooms and inhales deeply. 'Wow! That's absolutely incredible! Emma, have you smelt
them?'
'No!' I say, crossly. 'I don't want to smell them.'
'I've never seen flowers as amazing as this.' She looks at the man. 'So what will happen to
them?'
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'Gosh.' She glances at me. 'That seems like an awful waste…'
Hang on. She's not-
'Lissy, I can't accept them!' I exclaim. 'I can't! He'll think I'm saying everything's OK between
us.'
'No, you're quite right,' says Lissy reluctantly. 'You have to send them back.' She touches a