Myth-Chief

Cold water rolled up onto my insteps. I felt the semi-solid mass under our feet start to dissolve. I tried shifting to another part of the hummock, but it slid away. Hastily, I felt around for anything solid I could stand on. Guido, already up to his knees, held Tananda in his arms, keeping her up out of the mud. Matfany, out of my reach, was also starting to sink.

"Get us out of here, Tananda," I said. "I lost my D-hopper on the hill."

"I'll try. There's some weird interference here." She clapped her hands together. Nothing happened. She looked dismayed. "Something is sapping my magik. There's plenty of power here, but I can't get to it."

"It's no use fighting," said the deep-voiced ghost. "Your time in the material plane is ended."

"Hey!" I yelled at the royal spirits. "What about all that we've done for your people! Doesn't that count for anything?"

"No, sir," the voices said. "We believe you have done enough for Foxe-Swampburg. Now, this won't hurt a bit. It may feel kind of odd, but after a while you won't even remember about it."

The glimmer dissipated, leaving us alone in the dark.

My weight pressing into the slime was begi

"Try and lie on the surface," I said. "We can try to swim to the edge."

"Ugh!" Tananda exclaimed, bobbing next to me. "I'll never take mud baths at the spa again."

"Somethin's got my foot!" Guido said.

"Mine, too," Matfany said.

"What lives in these swamps?" I asked.

"Crocogators, but what you really have to look out for are the marsh squids. They'll wrap you up like a holiday bundle and eat you a piece at a time."

"That's what I saw on back there," Guido said.

As soon as he said it, a huge tentacle broke the surface and threw itself over Matfany.

"Swim for it, friends," he said, as it wrapped itself around his shoulders. "I'm doomed."

'No, you're not," Guido said. "We don't let clients get eaten by invertebrates." He splashed toward the Reynardan. Tananda kicked after him, drawing a dagger out of who knew where in her clothing. I groaned and followed, but I didn't get far. The next tentacle that erupted wound itself around my leg. It dropped back into the mud and started to pull me down with it.

"Tananda, get out of here," I said, struggling to stay on the surface.

"I can't go and leave you!"

"You're the only one with enough magik to escape. Beat it! Get help! Hurry up!"

The last sound I heard before my ears filled with mud was BAMF!

THIRTY-TWO

"Money isn't everything."

I felt pretty miserable after Aahz confronted me in the office. I could put up with his bombast and his ridicule, but not false accusations. He wasn't playing fair! It really hurt that the others seemed to believe him more than they did me, I wasn't used to that.

Maybe I really should go back to the i

In the meantime, what Hermalaya needed far outstripped my need to lick my wounds. As soon as I could, I started making the rounds again of the people who had turned me down for an interview when the Aahz-inspired Cake knockoffs started coming out.

I was getting used to doors being slammed in my face, so much so that when Elliora, a Leprechaun financier from Ayer, said yes, I almost walked out anyhow. She dropped a loop of magik around me and hauled me back to her desk She was a plumpish female about half my height with an upturned nose, tilted green eyes, and shining silver hair pulled back in a long braid. Freckles were scattered across her nose. The gold that the Leprechauns were so famous for was evident in her parlor. Bureau knobs, inkwells, even picture frames were made of solid gold.

"Are you talking about Hermalaya of Foxe-Swampburg, then?" she asked me.

"Yes," I said.

"They're nice people," she said firmly. "I've done a lot of business with them over the years. I'd love to bear what has been happening to her. Go ahead and let me see her diary. Sit down. Would you like a whisky?"

Ayerish whisky was the best in the dimensions. I accepted a "wee, small" portion that filled a glass large enough to drown in, and opened up my scroll.

By the end of the tale, Elliora was weeping into her own whisky. I waited until she had dried her tears with a beautifully embroidered handkerchief.

"Well, if there is a thing in this world that I can do for her, you have but to ask mc. Go on, then, ask!"

I launched into my speech about helping her to restore the kingdom to its former prosperity, and how although her people loved her, she had no real means of pulling the place out of debt or advertising to the rest of the dimensions that Foxe-Swampburg was once again open for business.

"And you want to force this nasty, rotten prime minister out of the picture by overwhelming him with debt that can only be satisfied by restoring the rightful princess to the throne?" Her green eyes twinkled. "You're a wicked, awful boy. What else'?"

I pressed on, encouraged that when I mentioned further loans or grants, she nodded enthusiastically. When I got to the part about offering a Cake ceremony in exchange for Elliora's consideration, she bounded out of her chair and danced around the room.

"What a wonderful idea it is!" she declared. "That's a fine exchange for my time."

"Great''' I said. "So can I tell Hermalaya you want to meet her?"

"Oh, yes, and do all the fancy bibs and bobs that she does with her Cake. I've heard a lot about that in the past weeks—as you know." The eyes twinkled again. I had to shake myself not to fall into the

Leprechaun's spell. "There's only one thing I would ask you in return, my lovely lad. I want to have my Cake ceremony done in the castle. In the throne room, if you don't mind. I've lent a lot of money to the royal house of Foxe-Swampburg over the last few years, but I've never been there. I want to see the place. I've heard it's a fine old building. It would please my sense of humor if the throne itself could be included in the ritual of Musical Chairs, but I'll live without that if the princess balks, of course."

I gulped "Uh, did you hear the part where she was condemned to death, and going back would mean her life is forfeit?"

Elliora frowned at me. I could see the steel that had allowed her to become a powerhouse even among other financial advisors in Aver, "And did I hear the part from you that with my help you can get the vile usurper out of the castle and her back in her rightful place?" She stood up "When you can do what I want, then we'll do what you want How about that tor an idea?"

I couldn't argue with that. "We would have to sneak in. but I bet I can figure out some way,'' I said. "Let me check with Hermalaya."

"Good lad," she said, clapping her hands. "I'll wait to hear from you."

I hopped back to Possiltum, elated and worried at the same time. Elliora and I discussed how much paper she held on Foxe-Swampburg. Some of it had been incurred since Matfany had taken over. I had a list of the sums involved, and they were astronomical.