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"That was business," the Djin was saying, still nose to nose with my visitor. "You know, the stuff that puts food on the table for our whole dimension? Besides, if you were just going out to kick up your heels a bit I wouldn't care. What I DO mind is your sneaking off to check up on me."
"So what? It shouldn't bother you ... unless you haven't been telling me everything, that is."
"What bothers me is that you can't bring yourself to believe me," Kalvin shot back. "Why do you even bother asking me anything if you aren't going to believe I'm telling you the truth?"
"I used to believe everything you told me. YOU taught me how stupid that was. Remember?"
This seemed to be going nowhere fast, so I summoned my courage and stepped forward to intervene.
"Excuse me, but I thought you two were friends."
Kalvin broke off his arguing to spare me a withering look.
"Friends? Is that what she told you?"
He rounded on the Djeanie again.
"You know, babe, for someone who keeps accusing me of lying, you play pretty fast and loose with the truth yourself!"
"Don't be silly," the Djeanie said. "If I had told him I was your wife, he would have just covered for you. You think I don't know how you men lie to protect each other?"
"Wait a minute," I interrupted. "Did you say 'wife'? Are you two married?"
Whatever was left of my interest in Daphnie died without a whimper.
"Sure," Kalvin said with a grimace. "Can't you tell by the loving and affection we shower on each other? Of course we're married. Do you think either of us would put up with this abuse from a stranger?"
He gave a brief shake of his head, and for a moment seemed to almost return to normal.
"By the way, Skeeve, good to see you again," he said, flashing a tight smile. "Sorry to have forgotten my ma
"Well, at lest now I know what it takes to be introduced to one of your business friends."
And they were off again.
There was a knock on the door.
I answered it, thinking as I did that it was nice to know at least a few people who came into my room the normal way ... which is to say, by the door ... instead of simply popping in una
"Is everything okay, Boss? I thought I heard voices."
"Sure," I said, "it's just ... Guido?"
My mind had to grapple with several images and concepts simultaneously, and it wasn't doing so hot. First was the realization that Guido was back from his mission as a special tax envoy. Second, that he had his arm in a sling.
The latter probably surprised me more than the former. After all our time together, I had begun to believe that my bodyguards were all but invulnerable. It was a little unsettling to be reminded that they could be hurt physically like anyone else.
"What are you doing back?" I said. "And what happened to your arm?"
Instead of answering, he peered suspiciously past me at the arguing Djins.
"What's goin' on in there, Boss?" he demanded. "Who are those two jokers, anyway?"
I was a little surprised that he could hear and see my visitors, but then I remembered that it's only while a Djin is under contract that he or she can only be seen and heard by the holder of their bottle.
"Oh, those are just a couple friends of mine," I said. "Well ... sort of friends. I thought they were dropping by to say 'Hi,' but, as you can see, things seem to have gotten a little out of hand. The one with the beard is Kalvin, and the lady he's arguing with is his wife, Daphnie."
I thought it was a fairly straightforward explanation, but Guido recoiled as if I had struck him.
"Did you say 'his wife'?"
"That's right. Why?"
My bodyguard stepped forward to place himself between me and the arguing couple.
"Get out of here, Boss," he said quietly.
"What?"
At first I thought I had misunderstood him.
"Boss," he hissed with aggravated patience. "I'm your bodyguard. Right? Well, as your bodyguard and the one currently responsible for the well bein' of your continued health, I'm tellin' you to get out of here!"
"But ..."
Apparently Guido wasn't willing to debate the point further. Instead, he scooped me up with his good arm and carried me out the door into the corridor, where he deposited me none too gently against the wall beside the doorway.
"Now stay here," he said, shaking a massive finger in my face. "Got that? Stay here!"
I recognized the tone of his voice. It was the same as when I tried to give Gleep a simple command ... for the third or fourth time after he had been steadfastly ignoring me. I decided I would try to prove that I was smarter than my pet by actually following orders.
"Okay, Guido," I said, with a curt nod. "Here it is."
He hesitated for a moment, eyeing me as if to see if I was going to make a break for the door. Then he gave a little nod of satisfaction, turned, and strode into my room, closing the door behind him.
While I couldn't make out the exact words, I heard the arguing voices cease for a moment. Then they were raised again in angry chorus, punctuated by Guido's voice saying something. Then there was silence.
After a few long moments of stillness, the door opened again.
"You can come in now, Boss," my bodyguard a
I left my post by the wall and re-entered my room. A quick glance around was all it took to confirm my bodyguard's claim. The Djins had departed for destinations unknown. Surprisingly enough, my immediate reaction was to be a little hurt that they hadn't bothered to say goodbye.
I also realized that I wanted a goblet of wine, but suppressed the desire. Instead, I perched on the side of the bed.
"All right, Guido," I said. "What was that all about?"
"Sorry to barge in like that, Boss," my bodyguard said, not looking at all apologetic. "You know that's not my normal style."
"So what were you doing?"
"What I was doin' was my job," he retorted. "As your bodyguard, I was attemptin' to protect you from bein' hurt or maybe even killed. It's what you pay me for, accordin' to my job description."
"Protecting me? From those two? Com'on, Guido. They were just arguing. They weren't even arguing with me. It was a family squabble between the two of them."
"Just arguing!" my bodyguard said, looming over me. "What do you think ..."
He broke off suddenly and stepped back, breathing heavy.
I was genuinely puzzled. I couldn't recall having seen Guido more upset, but I really couldn't figure out what was bothering him.
"Sorry, Boss," he said finally, in a more normal tone. "I'm still a little worked up after that close call. I'll be all right in a second."
"What close call?" I pressed. "They were just ..."
"I know, I know," he said, waving me to silence. "They were just arguing."
He took a deep breath and flexed his arms and hands.
"You know, Boss, I keep forgettin' how inexperienced you are. I mean, you may be tops in the magik department, but when it comes to my specialty, which is to say rough and tumble stuff, you're still a babe in the woodwork."
A part of me wanted to argue this, since I had been in some pretty nasty scrapes over the years, but I kept my mouth shut. Guido and his cousin Nunzio were specialists, and if nothing else over the years I've learned to respect expertise.
"You see, Boss, people say that guys like me and Nunzio are not really all that different from the cops ... that it's the same game on different sides of the line. I du