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A Call for armed insurrection

Now it must be said about how the tulpa can help you, camrad. Some conservative leftists (I sometimes wonder if it's an oxymoron – the «conservative left») believe that all these lucid dreaming tulps are nonsense. Let these obscurantisers think so! We are the people of the new century, and therefore we will think differently. First, the tulpa will help you avoid the many temptations of bourgeois society. Here, for example, is such a case. You walk down the street and you see a bar. You want to go into that bar and have some absinthe. And your hand reached for the door, as you heard from behind a familiar voice: «Darling, don't drink today. Let's go home. You will read to me «Capital» in the original... And your hand comes back. You calmly go home and read «Capital» in German.». That's the kind of beneficial effect that a tulpa can have on you. It can keep you from wanting to eat in «McDuck» from the pernicious thought of getting drunk to the pigish squealing, as well as from many other bourgeois thoughts and passions. And if you go to prison, the tulpa is made irreplaceable. Moreover, the conditions of detention are very favorable for the creation of a tulpa. In prison, you're in a calm environment sitting in a concrete chamber and nothing you do. You can also create tulpa, and book books, and exercises. Some inmates from idleness and boredom are managed to grow and put in their head to a dozen tulpa! A whole Politburo! In a tulpa prison, the thing is completely indispensable. In the walls, it's tulpa will be for each of you the best and probably the only interlocutor for the enduring number of years.

So, we discussed tulpa: now is the time to move on to what I love so much. Then we will talk about the so-called «eternal communist fast».

Whatever all sorts of reactionaries, obscurantists and libertarians say, a person has to fast. It is necessary to fast just necessarily for each person, and if he is a communist, he should fast especially a lot. I understand what objections you may have now, but we should do what is necessary, not what we want. Okay, stop the galley immediately! I understand that those sitting here are used to eating without closing the loaf from morning to night! Many and at this moment continue to chew! However, listen to another opinion! After the lecture we will discuss this topic on the sidelines. All. It's cool.

Now I owe you all to explain the reasons that make «eternal communist fast» necessary. The fact is that we are all influenced by bourgeois propaganda. You know that very well. Bourgeois propaganda imposes false needs onpeople, including food needs. Since childhood, the bourgeois molestation –many of our compatriots began to resemble pigs. Turning them into these obese animals is facilitated by the terrible sin of gluttony or gluttony. Ventrilousness or gluttony not only has a devastating effect on human health, but also destroys his mind. These phenomena are closely related. Gluttony causes atherosclerosis, which makes it difficult to get oxygen to the brain. As a result, the brain dies, it's activity fades away, and the person is stupid. If you want to preserve the health of the body and the sharpness of mind, so necessary in the implementation of the socialist revolution, then you just need to limit yourself in nutrition. Even when I say «limit», I don't want to say «replace a regular coke with a diet». No, not at all! It's not just about health, it's about moral self-restraint. Love for all kinds of pleasures is a typical bourgeois passion. Pleasure only distracts from the revolution, and therefore are a powerful weapon in the hands of a class enemy. That is why the bourgeoisie has always sought to molest people with primitive pleasures, such as alcohol, pornography, football and the like. Love for all kinds of food delicacies in the social sense is no different from the love of cheap vodka. And if you have a desire to eat chocolates before going to bed, then know that these thoughts are purely bourgeois and petty, and petty. That is why they need to be combated with the exercises I mentioned earlier. All this self-restraint is called «eternal communist fasting». You, perhaps, want to ask the main question: what is possible and what is not? The fact is that this question ca