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A Call for armed insurrection

You should run, of course, not in light sportswear. Only fashionistas run in such. You have to run in a different outfit. Heavy thick winter pants, no less heavy jacket, army boots or boots, – also heavy, of course, – this is your outfit. On the back you need to hang a backpack full of bricks. That's the way you should learn to run. You have to run in such a dress at least five kilometers. Pass a quick step in all the same clothes and all with the same backpack you have at least fifteen kilometers. These are, of course, the minimum allowable figures. It will be much better, for example, if you run for fifteen kilometers, and pass thirty. But this is already out of the realm of fiction... What did you want, schoolchild? The march-throw is not «Minecraft»!

East uniformity I'm not recommending you. Eventually, you will fight not with Japanese samurai, but with ordinary police officers. And fight them must be different. I'll explain.

You must find somewhere in some woods distant meadow. In this glade, you'll be training. The essence of training is very simple. You come to this very glade and dubait each other before the confession. You must dump each other in different ways. The first is that you are divided into two groups, one of which portrays the politicians and the other revolutionaries. Next you fight Wall on the wall. In the second place it is possible as: you all portray the police, and one of your comrades – the enemy of the state. You, accordingly, attack all on one, and he fights you off. Last but not one thing, one person is portraying a policeman and the other is a demonstrator. Allthese methods of battle need to be practiced in two forms: first with weapons, and then without weapons. I advise you during training not to feel sorry for yourself and fight properly. This will help you avoid injury in this fight. Of course, you don't need to knock out all your teeth and make open fractures. The blows, however, must be real. A person should be beaten where he is most ill. That is, it is necessary to beat the police on the ribs, on the collarbone, on intimate places, on the face. Of all the places on the face it is best to beat on the eyes and teeth. If the riot police man managed to knock you to the ground, don't worry. You better get a knife out of your pocket and stick it in the leg. Yes, break the leather berets and stick the knife right into his thick foot. It's going to make him feel so much pain that he'll probably let you go. If you're agile and strong, pull out the knife and start cutting your offender's tendons. The same tendons that are located in the knee area. If you cut them properly, the policeman will become disabled. I forgot to say something else. In training it is better to bash each other with wooden or rubber batons and knives. Leave the iron scan with the police.

In conclusion, I can only tell you that the Communists have a duty to strengthen the musculature. Gunthers, weights, rods are inseparable attributes of the dwelling of every real communist. Each of you should do exercises with dumbbells and weights for one or two hours each day. Once again: one or two hours every day. You have to be strong and well prepared for the fight. Revolutionaries often have to fight...

Now a few words about the shooting. Shooting is not that difficult. Do you remember what I said about a clearing in the woods?! The one you have to fight for?! If you remember, I won't repeat myself. In this very clearing you have to put a target. Usually, guerrillas use a portrait of the head of state as a target. In our case, it is a portrait of Vladimir Putin. The target is usually pi