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SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERSDon’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everythingâfrom midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.⢠Why don’t women blink during foreplay?They don’t have time.⢠Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.⢠The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.âThat’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, âThis smells more like whisky.”âIsn’t that amazing,” says Collin. âAnother miracle!”⢠A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at him, âShut up! You’re next!”⢠A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. âThat’s a very smart dog,” says the man.âHe’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. âEvery time he gets
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