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“No.”

“My mother is missing,” Hu

“It sounded to me as if you could use a few queer friends.

Some of us at the RDQ commune saw you on TV, and we all just stood up and cheered. I said, ‘Boys, behold! Can our eyes be deceiving us? He’s on TV, and he is an unassimilated gay man!’ Generally the gay people who appear on television are so assimilationist they might as well be het.”

Hu

Hu

“Yes, grown-up activities are necessary to making the world go round — plowing the earth, harnessing the energy of the waters, milking the goats. But acting grown-up all the time is utterly soul-destroying, and I could see immediately that you were not a man who had anesthetized or even strangled his i

Art said, “Hu

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“Gay spirit is being crushed at every turn in our society equally by small-souled straight people who can only stand us if we act just like them, and by gay people who’ve lost their co

“Hu

“Well, I am honored to know you. Both of you.”

“Thank you,” Hu

Again, Hu

“So, your mom left the nursing home and she still hasn’t been found?” Shoemaker asked.

“No, and it’s been over twenty-four hours. We think she went off with somebody, but for the life of us we can’t think who.”

“What is her birth date?”

“January twenty-eighth. Why do you ask?”

“One of our members, Savion Davenport, can do her chart and see if we can get a handle on what lies ahead. What time of day was she born on January twenty-eighth?”

“I don’t know the answer to that.”

“She’s never had her chart done before?”

“Well, just Medicare.”

“Savion is highly intuitive, so he’ll figure it out.”

Art said, “So you live in Vermont? We were over there one time several years ago.”

“In Ferrisburg, near the lake. Most of the back-to-the-earth folks who moved to Vermont from New York in the ‘60s have semi-assimilated. A lot have regular jobs, and I can’t argue with that. Not everybody can afford to swim with the dolphins, or needs to. A lot are doing righteous work — teaching, medicine, traditional healing, energy work, what have you. However, De

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We may have to levitate the Pentagon again, ha ha, and reclaim De

“Are there porpoises in Lake Champlain?” Art asked.

Shoemaker chuckled. “Aren’t there porpoises everywhere?

The thing is, not everybody can see them. Or is willing to. The Native Americans near Ferrisburg tell stories of porpoise-like creatures filling the lake like carp in a farm pond before the coming of the white man.”

Hu

“That may help account for your free spirit, Hu

“What’s that?”

“Berdaches are Native Americans who are free of gender straitjackets.”

“We saw an Indian drag queen one time at Foxwoods Casino,”

Art said. “But I guess you’re talking about something historical.”

“Not necessarily. Drag queens are very much in the berdache spirit. Like your friend Marylou Whitney. I could tell even just talking to her on the telephone that she was deeply real and she was deeply special.”

Art said, “Yes, in Palm Beach Marylou is famous for being the most glamorous woman with a dick in South Florida.”

Hu

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Shoemaker eased his chair back a foot or so as Hu

Hu

“At the Rdq commune, you made us proud all over again to be sissies.”

“I was a radical myself one time,” Hu

Artie was one, too. We were at Stonewall when the cops raided the place and we got arrested. Except for a few disorderly conduct things in the ‘80s, it’s my only time to be arrested. It’s where Artie and I met.”

Shoemaker got down on the floor in front of Hu

“Oh, that’s all right.”

Art said, “You should meet the twins. They’ll probably drop by later.”

Climbing back onto his chair, Shoemaker said, “Instead of your being shu

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incredible amount of crap. Donald, tell Quentin what we all have been going through since I won the lottery on Wednesday. It’ll make your hair stand on end.”

“All of it? Including the Cobleskill situation?”

“Yes, maybe Quentin has some ideas on how to deal with people who are just out-and-out satanic.”

“Satanic! Let’s hear about that. The Radical Drama Queens have ways of dealing with Lucifer’s minions.”

I described to Shoemaker the events of the past five days. I told him about the blackmail and other threats, the pellet-gun attack, Rita Van Horn’s going missing, the kidnapping hoax, the laundry basket full of requests and demands for a share of Hu