Kings and Emperors

What that filth would do to his ship didn’t bear thinking about; there’d be cow piss dripping onto the mess tables and hammocks of the upper gun-deck for days, and cow pats piling up as high as the weather deck gun-ports!

“Tetuán, hmm,” Lewrie mused aloud. “Ye know, I’ve not been to that port, yet. It might be a good idea t’make myself familiar with it.”

“Well, if you like slave-markets, and insults ’cause you’re an infidel, perhaps,” Mountjoy chortled. “If you ain’t a Muslim, you’ll get the evil eye from one and all, even if they like your money.”

“Not much by way of melons, grapes, or vegetables this time of year,” Lewrie mused some more, “but surely they’d still have grain in storage … wheat, millet, that couscous? Sheep, goats, cattle, hmm.”

“What are you thinking?” Mountjoy asked, puzzled by the sudden change in Lewrie’s mood from despondent to scheming-impish.

“They trade with anyone, right? Even the Spanish if they’ve solid coin?” Lewrie asked.

“Well, yes, but—,” Mountjoy replied.

“Sir Hew’s convinced that Ceuta’s been re-enforced, with more guns, and at least two new regiments of troops,” Lewrie said. “That means more gu

“I stand amazed, Captain Lewrie,” Mountjoy a

“Sly? Me?” Lewrie scoffed, goggling at him.

“Or do you prefer … low cu

“I’ll call it curiosity t’begin with,” Lewrie said, laughing, “and if that leads to a little adventure—a successful adventure, mind—I may settle for the low cu

“We must open another bottle of champagne,” Mountjoy decided, turning his upside down to see one lone drop dribble out, frowning in disappointment.

Aye, drunk as a lord in an hour, Lewrie judged him; as drunk as an emperor by the afternoon. Lewrie figured that Mountjoy had earned himself a good drunk, after a year or more of scheming, pla

“You’ll have t’drink without me, sorry,” Lewrie told him as he got to his feet and fetched his hat. He did drain his glass of champagne to “heel-taps,” though. “I think I’ll ramble down to Maddalena’s to see if she’d like to dine out.”

“I see,” Mountjoy said, sniggering. “I celebrate my way, and you will celebrate your own way.”

“Something like that, indeed!” Lewrie told him, gri

CHAPTER EIGHT

“Boat-work, I see, sir,” Lieutenant Harcourt, the ship’s Second Officer, said, leaning over an old chart on Lewrie’s desk in his day-cabins.

“We draw too much water to go right to the docks,” Lewrie told him, tapping the chart with a pencil stub. “Tetuán’s a full two miles inland, up this long inlet, which is also too narrow for us. I asked round ashore with various merchants, and they all said it’s best to anchor off the mouth of the inlet and send boats in, or a single boat to place orders with the Moroccan traders, and wait for them to barge the goods out. They’re used to British ships putting in to purchase foodstuffs, so your presence won’t seem remarkable. I wish you to accompany Mister Cadrick, the Purser, who’ll buy flour and couscous, to give us a good reason to be there, but … I want you to keep a sharp eye out for any Spanish buyers, any boats along the quays, to see if the Dons cooped up in the fortress of Ceuta use Tetuán as a source for provisions. With all those new arrivals, they’re sure to be on short-commons, and need food from somewhere.”

“I’m to ‘smoak’ them out, sir? Aye, I see,” Harcourt agreed.

“All the men in your boat party will be armed, just in case,” Lewrie went on, “but the last thing I wish is swaggerin’, so keep the men close, and the arms out of sight unless they’re really needed. I don’t have to mention that there’s no drink to be had in an Arabic port, so the people in your party must be warned about that. I don’t know what Arabs think about whorin’, so you’ll have to caution them on that head, too. Once Mister Cadrick’s business is done, come back out to the ship, making it appear to be business as usual, with your report. Who will you have?”

“Able Seaman Crawley and his old boat crew, sir, and one of the cutters,” Harcourt decided quickly, playing old favourites from the ship’s former Captain’s days.

“Take Midshipman Fywell along,” Lewrie told him before Harcourt could request his ally, Midshipman Hillhouse. “He draws well, and art work could be useful.”

“Aye, sir,” Harcourt agreed, but that was rote obedience.

“The Moroccans have no way to enforce the accepted Three Mile Limit, so once we round Ceuta and come to anchor off Tetuán, we will do so one mile off the mouth of the inlet, where most of our traders and warships do. As I said, business as usual, and no one suspecting what we’re really about.

“We’ll also take a peek at the dock area on the South end of the neck of land below Ceuta, to see if they’ve any vessels there,” Lewrie continued. “If there are, there may be more boat-work, a cutting-out raid in the dark of night, but that’s for later. Right?”

“Right, sir,” Harcourt said. “And thank you for the duty, sir.”

“Good. Go brief your chosen hands, and we’ll be about it,” Lewrie told him in conclusion, and dismissal. He lingered after the Second Officer had left the great-cabins, studying the chart for a bit longer, noting that close inshore of the Moroccan coast ’twixt Ceuta and Tetuán there were soundings indicating six or seven fathoms. If Sapphire had to chase Spanish coasters into those waters, there would be no refuge for them; his ship could still swim in there!

Satisfied at last, he rolled up the chart, grabbed his hat, and went out to the quarterdeck and the larboard-side chart room to place it back in a slot, then went to the helm, the compass bi

Sapphire was two miles Sou’east of Gibraltar’s Europa Point, on her way to Ceuta once again. She ploughed along at a slow five or six knots under tops’ls, fore course, spanker, and jibs. There was no rush to cross the Strait; it was only twelve miles to the fortress.

Now that Spring had arrived, he found the seas and winds mild and pleasant, the skies bright blue, with no ochre clouds of dust in the air from the Sahara for a change. In high Summer, and even in the Winter when the winds howled out of North Africa, the remnants of dust and sand storms cut visibility to almost nothing, and left Sapphire strewn with gritty dust that got into the food and water.

God, who’d live in such country, Lewrie thought; Unless they have nowhere else to go.

He’d been to many foreign places during his long naval career, some of them exotic, some dismal, and always got a strong longing for the ordered gentleness of England. He’d even tolerate the rain, if it made the countryside greener!

“Yar, dog, ’at’s filthy,” a sailor in the After-Guard griped. “I won’t throw it for ye, fer all th’ rum in th’ Indies!”

Disconsolate, Bisquit picked up his oldest plaything, a rabbit hide stuffed with wool batt. Half the hair was missing, by now, and Bisquit had mouthed it so long that it was permanently slimy. With a faint hope, he padded to Lewrie’s side and made some pleading whines.