Wrong

"Do you?" I ask and drop her ankles over my shoulders.

"Uh-huh."

"I enjoy it when you visit me at work after dropping the girls off at the hospital daycare."

"Do you think we're bad parents? Are the other parents using daycare to slip in a middle-of-the-day fuck?"

"If they're not, they should be."

"It was one thing when they couldn't walk, but they're little terrors now."

I pause and raise my head. "You don't want another one?"

"We have two!" she exclaims. "Under five! I just got Christine off to pre-school and I finally have Alessandra out of diapers."

"Well, maybe you'll change your mind?" I raise an eyebrow at her.

"Wait a minute." She sits up and scoots away from me. "Wait, wait, wait." She eyes me, scowling. "Do you think I'm pregnant now?"

"You're three days late."

"You're three days a

"I love the way your insults don't even make sense when you're flustered." I reach for her calf to pull her back to me, but she dodges me and grabs her phone from the nightstand.

I wait patiently while she thumbs through looking for her period-tracker app.

“How do you do that?” She scowls. “You don’t even have the app!”

"Pregnancy tests under the sink," I call out as she stomps off to the bathroom. "I can get a blood draw this week when you stop in for office sex."

"Thanks, babe, that's convenient," she replies sarcastically, and I just laugh.

I hear the stick hit the trash can before she appears from the bathroom with a sigh she doesn’t mean. I smile and crook my finger, beckoning her back to bed to finish what we started.

Something thumps against the bedroom door and the handle shakes back and forth. "Mommy?"

She sags. "There goes morning sex. For the next decade."

"Just a minute," I call out to whichever kid is in the hallway. "You," I say to her, "get back in bed. Give me five minutes, I'll set them up with a snack and a Disney movie and be right back."

She bites back a smirk. "You're going to distract our children with a movie so we can have sex? You’re so wrong."

Acknowledgments

Julie Huss,

Thank you for refusing to write the gynecologist erotica I kept asking for and telling me to go write it myself. Fine! I will! Um… okay. How do I use scrivener? How much is editing? Can you make me a cover? A pink one. XXOO,heart, heart, flower.

Kristi Carol,

Thank you for reading this from the very begi

Beverly Tubb,

Thank you for reading the first draft and loving it at a time I was ready to shelve the entire thing. Your repeated insistence that it was good and that you loved it may have very well been the difference between hitting the publish button versus the trash button.

Michelle New,

First, thank you for being you. Steady and drama free, always. Second, your graphics blow me away. Seeing my book through your graphic eyes? Just, wow. Thank you.

Is anyone still reading this? Holy shit. THANK YOU. I never set out to write a book. Like, ever. I don’t have a notebook filled with short stories from my childhood. I didn’t take a class. I just decided to do it one day. I’m not saying it was easy, or that I didn’t work really hard on it. Because it wasn’t & I did. I’d estimate that 90% of this book was written by hand, a sentence squeezed in a moment here and a minute there throughout days, then months. I spent weekends typing it then eventually sent it off for professional editing. Then a second round of professional editing. So while I didn’t have much of a game plan going in, I did my best to create a satisfying story that was free of grammatical errors and typos. If you enjoyed it, thank you. I know your time is valuable & I appreciate that you spent some it reading Wrong.

If you read this because you know me as Jana Aston, Julie Huss’ assistant, thanks for giving me a chance. Our styles & stories could not be more different. If you’re hoping my life plan is to become an author & leave my assistant days behind me, sorry you’re WRONG. You’ll have to crowbar me out of that role. I have a front row seat to the genius that is JA Huss. I get to talk with her about upcoming books. Months before a title’s even been a

If you think you spotted your name inside the book, you probably did. Ali Hymer, Alessandra Torre, Amber Jacobsen, Amber Gladson, Ashley Blackwell, Beverly Tubb, Bella Love, Brandee Price, Chelsea Holguin, Christy Baldwin, Christine Reiss, Heidi Tieman, Holly Brama, Je

Is this the part where I’m supposed to tell you about my future plans? I…. don’t know. Everly has a story. I’d like to think I will tell it to you, but this book releasing thing is exhausting. I’d really like to tell it to you though, because Everly’s story is not quite what you think.

About the Author

Jana Aston is an emerging author of political romance. This is Jana’s third book.

OMG, hahaha. That was the default sentence for “About the Author” on the program I’m using to format. I’m told I have to have an author bio and I’ve been dragging my feet making one. I really, really like the one above. But it’s not true. I wrote one book. This is it. And it’s about as far from a political romance as you can get. It’s politically incorrect, sure. And offensive to doctor’s. And probably virgins.

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