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“Yeah, I guess so. Well, here we go.” I steeled my nerves, straightened my shoulders and prepared to return to the trenches.
“Round two.” He smiled.
Chapter Two
When we returned to the courtroom the Spirit Hunters gang seemed to be conferring about something exciting. Maybe they had found intelligent life here. Nah.
“Uh oh, I don’t see Mr. Marley anywhere. I had better go hunt him down,” Braden said, heading off in the other direction to do some spirit hunting himself. I saw Mr. Bre
“Hey, Mrs. Pierce,” he said. “What’s going on with Norman Bates?”
“That’s Nathan Bates,” I corrected him.
“Right, sorry, Nathan Bates, the body snatcher.” He smiled.
“You have an offer for me?” I asked hopefully. He grimaced and shifted his weight from foot to foot. That didn’t look like a good sign.
“Mr. Peterman’s family is very upset about what he went through.”
“What he went through? You’re kidding me right? Mr. Bre
“Your client was absconding with their dead relative, to go do, God knows what. I kinda get where they’re coming from. Don’t you?”
“What are you trying to tell me here, Mr. Bre
“I’m not going to make you try it. Your client can always just plead to the charges as filed and let the judge craft an appropriate sentence.”
“Are you serious? Let delicate Debra up there have at him? She’ll sentence him to be racked and boiled in oil. And then she’ll make him do community service and pay a fine too.”
“Now, Mrs. Pierce, you’re not implying that Judge Epstein would be u
“I’m so glad you find this amusing, Mr. Bre
“I’m sorry, counselor, but the office policy these days is that if the family strenuously objects, we don’t offer a deal anymore, even in Night Court on Halloween.” He gave me a boyish look that probably melted plenty of panties. “I really am sorry.” I had a feeling that Mr. Bre
“Well, I hope you enjoy our defense, Mr. Bre
“Hello, there. I’m Ernie, and this is ….”
“Burt!” I broke in gleefully as his partner approached. Three other guys in matching T-shirts brought up the rear. I noticed for the first time that their shirts had a picture of a ghost and the letters S.H.I.T. on the front.
“Spirit Hunters Investigative Team,” Ernie, who had noticed me noticing, explained. I nodded silently and Mr. Bre
“Did you have something to tell us?” I prompted.
“Yes, as a matter of fact, we felt that we should let someone know, we’re picking up some really weird stuff.”
“You should be fine as long you’ve had your shots,” Mr. Bre
“No, on our equipment!” his partner, Burt said, looking excited. “We’re picking up definite signs of an infestation.”
“Yeah, but I’m pretty sure they sprayed,” Mr. Bre
“He means we think there may be a malevolent entity here,” one of the guys in the background piped up, “but we’re not really sure it’s intelligent.”
“I thought Mr. Drake left,” I said to Mr. Bre
“No, he’s out in the hall having a pow wow with Delores in the Technicolor Dream Coat,” Mr. Bre
“Not him. He’s just a minor inhuman,” Burt offered.
“Those were my thoughts exactly,” I said with a smile.
“This is major spirit activity. The epicenter seems to be right in that spot right there,” Ernie said, turning around and pointing to precisely the place that Mr. Marley had been seated before he had vanished. Thunder clapped in background and lightening lit up the sky at that exact moment. Okay, not really. But if this had been a movie, that’s what would have happened.
“That spot, really? That’s where Mr. Marley was sitting,” I said to Mr. Bre
“Who was sitting there?” he asked.
“My husband Braden’s client, Mr. Marley. You know, the guy who supposedly died in 1905?”
“I don’t have a Mr. Marley. Edna must have him on her caseload,” he answered, referring to Edna Manson, the other prosecutor, who was working the room.
“Edna must have who on her caseload?” said a hardened-looking, Assistant District Attorney who happened to be walking by at the moment. She pushed a lock of jet-black hair out of her face, revealing a jagged scar and a charming sneer.
“Mr. Marley? He’s charged with trespassing and prowling at night?”
“Oh right. That’s just an administrative case, though. It was never closed, and we just have to figure out what to put in the file.”
“Why did you make him show up for that?”
“Make him show up? What are you talking about? The guy died in 1905, right here in this courtroom as a matter of fact.” Her mouth curled into a nasty grin, and I noticed that she had rather pointy teeth.
“From what, old age?” I asked, looking at my watch. There were going to be lots of warm drinks at Jessica’s Halloween party.
“He had a heart attack just as they called his case,” she answered in her gravely, three-pack-a-day lilt. “That’s why it was never resolved.” She cracked her knuckles.
“What are you talking about? He was sitting right over there,” I said, inching back. Edna was a little creepy.
“In the epicenter!” Ernie looked like he might wet his pants.
“We might be talking vortex,” Burt replied. He and Ernie gazed at each other like they had just struck gold. They darted off to go play with their lights in the spot Mr. Marley had been occupying with the entire S.H.I.T. following close behind. Well, at least I was fairly sure they could get a sample of some body fluid over there.
“It must be a mistake,” Edna said dismissively. She was such cynic, but she was a regular in that courtroom. Her spirit had probably died in there a few decades ago too.
“The date must be wrong,” I suggested. “Maybe he had a heart attack recently, but he survived. That’s probably what happened.”
“I work this courtroom all the time. I would have remembered that.” Edna paused and seemed to give it some thought. “Probably.” She didn’t look like she was so sure.
“Well, I’m telling you, there was a Mr. Marley, who must have known the facts of the case, because Braden discussed it with him,” I insisted. I had just been kidding around about him being a ghost. This night was getting weirder by the minute.
“I don’t know what to tell ya.” Edna shrugged and ambled on. Judge Epstein’s clerk called Commonwealth vs. Bates. Mr. Bre