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“I’m sure the FBI is going to be keeping me and my internet searches on file for a while. But there is an unbelievable wealth of penis party favors. This is just about half of what was out there. Some of it I thought might get us arrested. So I refrained because even though we know the sheriff, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t want Cassie to play with us anymore if we got her in trouble.”
“I do think all the bridesmaids should wear these blinky penis pins on our dresses for the wedding though.” A
Lily nodded. “Sure. It can be our something new.”
Fresh giggles broke out, and the server just shook his head, gri
“Why are penises evocative of bridal showers anyway? I mean, hello, none of us has one.”
“Maybe it’s for ladies who are chaste. So they might get spooked when they see one the first time. Get ’em used to what is to come. Not that we’re talking Lily. I mean hello.”
More laughter.
“We always do it in the pitch dark so I won’t get scared.” Lily couldn’t get through the whole sentence without laughing.
“Damn it, I’m trying to drink some beer but if you keep making me laugh I’m going to choke and then someone will have to give me the Heimlich and forever we’ll remember this as that one time A
“I like how she was so dainty just then,” Cassie said as she took a drink of her beer.
“Everyone always associates A
“Is this a kinky sex thing, Maggie? I heard that about you, but I didn’t want to say anything.” Tate leaned forward. “Not that it should stop you from telling us if it is.”
Maggie shook her head. “No, you pervs! A long time ago I was in here and carrying nachos and Shane bumped into me and spilled them all over me and he was a total dick about it. But it wasn’t six months after that that Kyle and I ended up together.”
“Us pervs? Girl, you dated one brother before you ended up with the other one. Floozy!” Cassie, who also happened to be Shane’s wife, snorted.
“I’m not the only one!” Maggie pointed at Liv. “She did it too.”
“You’re such a tattletale.” Liv just waggled her brows.
Tate, now married to Matt, who Liv dated years before, clapped her hands over her ears. “Lalalalalala.”
“Hush you. All fecund and round with the man’s baby. Again.”
Things had been a little rocky at first between Tate and Liv. Tate had been intimidated by Liv who was ridiculously gorgeous. But after a brief back-and-forth, Liv had just kept pushing herself into Tate’s life until she gave in. The two had been good friends ever since, and as Liv absolutely adored Marc and Matt pretty much worshipped Tate, there wasn’t anything to worry over.
Lily patted Tate’s hand and stole one of her wings while she was at it. “I had a friend in Macon express dismay that someone might date two brothers, and I said, girl, have you ever lived in a small town?”
The table dissolved into laughter again.
Beth held up her glass. “The first toast tonight goes to Lily. Who will be marrying our dumbhead brother Nathan in just a few weeks and then it’ll be too late, she’ll be a Murphy. She keeps Nathan in line and smiling and so sex addled he mainly stays out of my business so thank you, Lily, and welcome to our messed-up family!”
Glasses raised as everyone toasted the woman of the evening.
“Here’s to Lily, who knows just how crazy we all are and who stays anyway!”
“And to Lily, who has awesome shoes in my size!”
Barbecued chicken came out right as a few other people arrived. Pe
“Just in time, I see.” Jill, the youngest Murphy sibling, grabbed a glass and the pitcher as she sat. “Sorry, it was a hellish day at work. I have a client who thinks he’s god. He’s really just a pain in my butt.”
“It’s all right, there’s plenty of food, drink and penis paraphernalia for all.” A
Jill curled her lip and held up a purple sugar penis. “If a real penis was purple, it might also taste like tears and loneliness.”
Beth nodded. “Especially if it was that small. Still, let’s not find out.”
Jill raised her brows. “Good to know Joe’s wedding tackle isn’t tiny and purple.”
“I’ll give you five dollars to ask him about it.” A
Tate clapped. “I’ll give you ten to ask William about it. It’s fun to watch that vein on his temple throb when he’s forced to confront the fact that his baby sister and his best friend are doing dirty sexytimes.”
Jill made herself a plate. “The thing I love most about you, Tate, is how you look so sweet on the outside. All maternal with that pretty pale hair and you are just such a troublemaker. I admire that.”
“I can guarantee you those boys are not having anywhere near as much fun as we are.” Liv sat back in her chair. “Hey, do these dick lollipops have gum in them?”
“I’m not sure where I stand on dick lollipops with stuff in the middle.”
“You’re all going to ruin our sweet baby Jill.” Beth put an arm around her sister.
“Please. Have you met Jill?” A
“I know, A
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“I think it’s truly over. We’re way better off as friends and I’m not just saying that. He wants marriage. White picket fences and babies. I don’t. I don’t want that life and I care about him. He should be happy and he can’t be with me. And I don’t want to feel guilty all the time about not giving him what he needs. I think we’re both in love with each other, but it’s not deep enough. Not to weather this. I’d never ask him to keep hanging on, waiting around to see if maybe I’ll change my mind. He deserves to be in love with someone who wants that as much as he does.”
“That’s too bad. I like Royal. I like you two together.” Tate handed the platter of tacos down to their end of the table.
“I like him too. I’ve liked him since we were kids. I think we can be better friends. I do know for sure that I can’t commit to him like he deserves.”
Beth understood it. A
It wasn’t like Beth wanted to say A
“Now that I’ve calmed down all the hilarity with my spinster news, how about we open some presents?” A
“So it’s time for some presents!” Beth stood. “Well, first it’s time for cake. Then presents. A
Which was easy enough. She wove her way through the crowd and found him near the bar. “Hey, Pete, can we get the cake when you get the chance?”
“You sure can. Everything else all right?”