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“Why are Dad’s arms so splotchy?” De
But it was Abby who answered, sharp-eared as always. She broke off a conversation with Mrs. Angell to call, “It’s the blood thi
“And since when has he started napping?”
“The doctors ordered him to do that. He’s supposed to nap even on weekdays, but he doesn’t.”
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“Well, it’s not as if you could have made any difference,” Amanda said.
“Thanks heaps, Amanda.”
Abby stirred protestingly in her rocker.
“Hasn’t it been just the loveliest summer?” Mrs. Angell asked in a lilting voice.
Since in fact it had been a very hot summer, wracked by violent storms, it was obvious that she was merely trying to change the subject. Abby reached over to pat her hand. “Oh, Lois,” she said, “you always look on the bright side.”
“But I enjoy the heat, don’t you?”
“Yes,” Abby said, “but I can’t help thinking of those poor souls down in the i
The Whitshanks themselves kept cool only with ceiling fans and a cleverly rigged attic fan and high, old-fashioned ceilings. Every now and then Red talked about installing air conditioning, but he said it didn’t sit right with him to disturb the bones of the house. Even the porch had ceiling fans, three of them, spaced out along its length — beautiful old fans with varnished wooden blades that matched the varnished porch ceiling and floor and the honey-colored porch swing and the wide front steps. (Junior’s choices, all of them, and Junior’s decision to set the lacy windowless transoms above every ground-floor doorway to let the breezes flow through.) And then the tulip poplars, of course: they provided shade, although Abby often complained about too much shade. Nothing would grow beneath them; the lawn was mostly packed earth with a few hardy sprigs of crabgrass poking forth, and the only plants that bloomed along the north edge of the lot were the hostas, with their miserly buds and their giant, monstrous leaves.
“What are the Nelson kids up to?” Jea
“I’m not sure,” Abby said. “Nowadays, you ask people about their children and you can see they wish you hadn’t. They say, ‘Well, our son just graduated from Yale but at the moment he’s, um …’ and then it turns out he’s bartending or brewing cappuccinos, and more often than not he’s moved back home again.”
“He’s lucky if he’s found a job at all,” Amanda’s Hugh said. “I’ve had to start laying off some of my wait staff.”
“Oh, dear, is the restaurant not doing well?”
“It seems nobody’s eating out anymore.”
“But now Hugh has this better idea,” Amanda said. “He’s thought up a whole new business, provided he can find backers.”
“Really,” Abby said. She frowned.
“Do Not Pass Go,” Hugh said.
“What?”
“That would be the name of my company. Catchy, right?”
“But what would it … do?”
“It’s a service for anxious travelers,” Hugh said. “Anxious to excess, I mean. You probably have no idea these people exist, since none of you ever travel, but I’ve seen a few, believe me. My own cousin, for one; my cousin Darcy. She packs so far ahead of time she has nothing left to wear. She packs everything, for every possible eventuality. She thinks her house mysteriously senses that she’s about to leave it; she says that just hours before a trip it will spring a leak or develop a sewage backup or a malfunction in the burglar alarm. The instructions she writes for the dog sitter are practically novels. She starts to suspect her cat has diabetes. So what I’m thinking is, for people like Darcy we would do all the prep work. Way more than what travel agents do. She gives us the dates and the destination, and ‘Say no more,’ we tell her. We not only reserve her flight and her hotel; we pack her suitcases three days ahead and ship them off express; no checked baggage. We arrange for the trip to the airport and the driver at the other end, the museum tickets and the tour guides and the tables at all the best restaurants. But that’s only the begi
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“That would have to be a very rich traveler,” Jea
“Well, I admit it’s not going to be cheap.”
“Very rich and very crazy, both at once. Wrapped up in one single person. How many of those could be living here in Baltimore?”
“Sheesh, man! Way to encourage a guy!”
“Oh, but I love the name,” Abby said hastily. “Did you think it up yourself, Hugh?”
“I did.”
“And is it … When you say ‘Do Not Pass Go,’ do you mean …?”
“You don’t have to wade through all the usual pla
“I see. So it’s got nothing to do with jail.”
“Jail! God, no.”
“And what about your restaurant?” Jea
“I’m going to sell it.”
“Oh, will anyone want to buy it?”
“Sheesh, people!”
“I was only wondering,” Jea
Mrs. Angell said, “Have you all noticed that lately the birds have started sounding more conversational? It’s like they’re talking, these days, not singing. Can you hear?”
They took a moment to listen.
“Maybe on account of the heat,” Abby suggested.
“I worry they’ve given up music. Turned to prose.”
“Oh, I can’t believe they’d do that,” Abby said. “More likely they’re just tired. They’ve decided to let the crickets take over.”
“When my California grandchildren come every summer to visit,” Mrs. Angell said, “they always ask, ‘What is that noise?’ ‘What noise?’ I say. They say, ‘That chirping and that whirring, that scritch-scritch-scritching noise.’ ‘Oh,’ I say, ‘I believe you must be talking about the crickets or the locusts or whatever. Isn’t it fu
And once she had spoken it seemed they all heard them, although no one had before — the steady racket of them. They made a rhythmic, jingling sound, like the chink-chink of old-fashioned sleigh bells.
Amanda said, “Well, I, for one, think Hugh’s idea is brilliant.”
“Thank you, hon,” Hugh told her. “I’m glad you believe in me.”
Mrs. Angell said, “Well, of course! We all do! And how about you, De
“Do I think Hugh is brilliant?”
“What are you working at, I meant.”
“Well, nothing,” De
“It’s so nice having him home,” Abby told Mrs. Angell.
“Oh, I can imagine!”
“You still with that kitchen outfit?” Jea
“Not anymore,” De