Twisted Bond

I blow-dry my hair with one hand and apply my foundation with the other. Overall, it’s kind of awkward, so I drop the blow-dryer before I apply my mascara. I’m blessed with thick, dark lashes that are naturally curly, but hey.

Mascara is a girl’s best friend.

After wine and cupcakes.

And shoes.

Speaking of shoes… I put my Louboutins on and stare at myself in the mirror. I was right. This looks too expensive. Like I’m trying. Which I am, but I’m not.

Jesus.

I sit on the edge of my bed and push my hair from my face, looking at myself in the mirror. What’s my real issue with this date? Because No

Or is it because the person I’m going on a date with isn’t the person I want it to be?

I resist the urge to slap my cheek to knock some sense into me. The person I want it to be? Is that supposed to be Drake? Sure thing—the man makes my body come alive like a fucking box of fireworks in the middle of a bonfire, but I can’t stand him. I want to wring his neck with my heels and shoot my cute little Glock into his foot in a repeat of my sixteen-year-old self.

So why the hell am I not comfortable with this date?

If this were multiple choice, I’d tick off all of the above. And scribble out the last before filling it in and scribbling it out and filling it and scribbling it out…

I stand, grab my favorite red lipstick—recently recovered from one of my Chucks—and apply it smoothly. Any more thinking and I’m going to be canceling with a phantom stomach bug or something. Which, come to think of it, doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Although, if I just suffer through this one date, No

And, oh God, those two weeks would be worth it…

I snatch my keys from the counter, shove my wallet into my clutch with my phone, and make my way out to my car before I change my mind.

I can’t shake the terrible feeling I have about this date, but that probably comes from No

Anyone who brings me cupcakes is a bonus.

Why does my mind keep going back to Drake?

Fuck you, brain. Fuck you ten bazillion times.

I spend the next few minutes repeating that mantra in my head as I drive back toward Melanie’s place. The realtor opposite is still bathed in light, and I park outside the coffee and bookstore while I wait for whoever is in the building to vacate.

Three raps on my window precede the door opening and my blond friend sliding in. “Suzie Carter. Single mom, twenty-six, moved to Holly Woods six months ago when her baby daddy got locked up for arson. Got a job working for Quentin and Jones almost immediately and has been seeing Barry Quentin ever since.”

“You star.” I scribble that down on my pocket-sized notepad. “How does no one who she is?”

“She’s pretty quiet. Keeps herself to herself. Apparently, she doesn’t want to bring any bad juju to the town her daughter is in love with.”

“Makes sense.” I snap my notebook shut and pull my phone out.

Mel moves to open the door and get out, but I grab her arm when the door to the realtor opens.

“Sit,” I hiss, tapping the camera con on my phone screen. I position myself in such a way that I could be texting or something.

“Smart,” Mel hums approvingly as I snap a photo of Barry with his arm tight around his assistant.

“Shh.” I angle the phone slightly to get a better lighting. Early April is the awkward time of year where it’s not quite dark and not quite light at this time. Thankfully, it’s almost always the lighter side.

Which is exactly how I get the shot of Barry Quentin planting a smacker onto Suzie Carter.

“Holy shit,” Mel breathes.

“Welcome to my world.” It’s all I need to say as I tuck my phone into my purse again, watching as Barry and Suzie get into his car for what is presumably a “late night at the office.”

Again with the originality. You’d think there’d be some better excuses than that by now.

“Thanks, Mel,” I say, smiling at her. “Any idea who Portia’s secret boyfriend is?”

“No. But one of my girlfriends goes to pottery glass with her down at Marcie’s place, and their class is tonight, so she’s go

“Okay. I have to go deal with No

“Thought you looked hot.” Mel winks teasingly, then she gets out of my car and shuts the door.

I roll my eyes as I head down the street to the restaurant. Giova

“Ahhh, Signorina Bond,” my favorite server, Alonso, greets me. “You are here for No

“Si,” I sigh. “Your lack of surprise astounds me, Alonso.”

He grins, switching to his native Texan accent. My twenty-five-year-old friend totally puts on the accent for the benefit of the customers, but he’s as country as they come. “I’m still askin’ for that date, Noelle. She’s a tough customer!”

I laugh. “She sure is. Maybe when you start datin’ women, she’ll let you take her precious grandbaby on a date. Until then, she’s offerin’ you Brody!”

Alonso laughs. “I assume you’re with the handsome gentleman, Giorgio.”

“So she tells me.”

“May I say you look stu

“You may. But I’m still not settin’ you up with Brody,” I tease him, knocking him with my elbow.

“Damn,” he shakes his head. “What I’d do to make that man gay.”

I cover my mouth with my hand to hide a very unladylike snort. “Will you show me to my table? It’s one of No

“Ahh. Her blind dates. She did good with this one, my friend. Very good. He is over here.” He takes my elbow and guides me to the back of the restaurant.

And, uh, yeah. No

“Signor, this is Noelle, your date for this evening,” Alonso says with a little flair, encouraging Giorgio to stand and kiss my hand.

I smile. “Giorgio, it’s lovely to meet you.”

“And you, Noelle. Your grandmother did not say you are so beautiful.” He smiles widely, sitting opposite me.

My cheeks flush slightly. “No

“Can I get you some wine?” Alonso asks, looking between us.

“House white, if that’s okay with the lady,” Giorgio says, looking to me.

“Fine.” I smile at him and Alonso. “Thank you.”

He disappears in seconds, leaving us alone.

“So,” Giorgio says to fill the awkward silence, “what do you do?”

So much for his being comfortable with my carrying a gun. Like I am right now.

“I’m a private investigator,” I respond, smiling, wishing I had a wine glass to hide behind when his eyes widen. Alonso? Hello? Now would be great. “No

Giorgio recovers. “In Austin. Private investigator. That’s interesting. How did you come about that?”

“I was a police officer myself, in Dallas. Let’s just say that a case I was working went very wrong and I felt some responsibility and came home.” I look away but pull myself back. “I don’t talk about it much. I loved my job as far as finding whodunit went, so private investigating is the perfect job for me.”