Where It Began

Ponytail looks as if she wants to stuff the entire playology supply of mushy modeling clay down Wendy’s throat.

“It’s hard to see yourself like this,” she says. “Of course it is. But it’s going to be all right. It might not seem that way right now but—”

But what? You have to wonder what Ponytail could even come up with that would make this even vaguely all right, now or ever.

But she doesn’t have to.

“You go to Winston School!” Wendy says. “You’re on Student Council! The world is your oyster.” She avoids Ponytail’s eyes. “Remember that.”

Winston School is hard to forget, and even if you could forget it, no one else will let you. But the Student Council part is a memory I was just as happy living without. And oysters, which I have only ever eaten with Billy at restaurants he finds and drives me to and orders for me and I slurp down with a smile on my face, are pure slime.

I close my eyes and wait until their voices recede into the whirring and a

I close my eyes and keep them shut until they go away.

And then, even before I look up, even with the hospital banging and the disembodied voices in the corridor, the humming and clicking of the equipment I’m tethered to, I can hear John breathing. He is standing there staring at me, braced against the green wall, with tears ru

Vivian hisses, “John-o, get a grip. Shhhhhh! You’re scaring her.”

But he is completely silent, stoned and still, and you can tell that Vivian is who he’s scaring the shit out of. Because a catatonic drunk staring straight up from a reclining leather chair is a lot easier to deal with than a sloppy, barely standing one with watering cans for eyes.

Not to mention, a mother who is pissed off that you did what you did but is determined to remain u

I close my eyes and I go back to watching Gabriella Gardiner Presents Scenes from Teen Life in the Three B’s. Back to watching the scene with Billy and me throwing darts from his bed to the wall. Feeling his phantom fingers touch my cheek back when it didn’t hurt to touch my face, back when my face didn’t have scabs and ridges where the stitches used to be.

But not for long.

X

BECAUSE: THE MINUTE THE BUTTERFLY BANDAGES are off and my face is semi-unveiled, Vivian is even more obsessed with making me look semi-normal.

She pulls out the bags of camouflage supplies and we gaze at all that product.

“My poor little prizefighter,” she says, sitting on the side of my bed with a crate of tiny little sea sponges, a species I am probably personally responsible for pushing over the brink of extinction by my inordinate use of its posthumous services. She pulls out a jar of sewer-scented Brazilian cover-up with the consistency of mud. Not the makeup version of pouffy masque-mud either—actual mud.

“Look at this,” she says, swirling a sponge in the monochromatic glop. “This is such a nice color.”

“For that semi-alive look,” I say.

Vivian frowns with the lower half of her face, careful not to crease the skin around the eyes. Apparently I was unconscious long enough for her to develop a meaningful relationship with the makeup genius at the Lancôme counter at Neiman Marcus. His idea of how to reduce the appearance of swelling involves brushing three shades of blush onto my cheeks, and then, given the inevitable failure of this clever technique to turn a battered pumpkin into Heidi Klum, distracting people with more eye makeup than they’ve ever seen on one person.

Vivian tries to get me to let her apply eye liner, but it feels as if she is slicing off my eyelid with a meat cleaver.

“It kills me to see you like this,” she says, mostly to herself. “It kills me to be doing this. You were so beautiful. You were. But you have to stay positive. I’m really making inroads here.”

“Can Lisa and Anita maybe come over?” I say. “Now that this is getting covered up?” In a burst of baseless positivity, I am vaguely optimistic about how I’m going to look smeared with beige mud and all that multicolored blush.

But Vivian is so busy trying to figure out the finer points of making purple, green, and yellow skin look normal that she’s not exactly taking in what I’m saying.

“Don’t worry,” she says, surveying the wreckage with a sour look. “They can try all they want, but they have to get past me. You don’t have to see anyone looking like this.”

Which, of course, is the story of my life: Vivian making decisions about how to organize my life based on how I look.

Setting in motion my After.

This is how my After starts: It is June. It is the summer before junior year. It is last summer, not even one whole year ago, which in the warp of hospital time seems like it happened in some other century, and Vivian decides it would be a good idea if I could look like someone else.

This is not as far into the realm of the truly bizarre as it sounds, given that my actual appearance, not to mention my actual life, is so not in Vivian and John’s satisfactory column. And she can pretty much tell that no matter how much she tells me to stand up straight, brush my hair, and slather on zit cream, it’s not going to make a dent in my sub-regularity.

“A makeover?” Lisa says. “Like, you get a new hairdo and a personal shopper? How can you spend a whole summer doing that?”

“You should at least do something you can put down on a college application. You can’t have a blank space the summer before junior year,” Anita says, not because she’s a complete pain, but because if she doesn’t get into someplace a lot better than UCLA, her parents are going to make her go to UCLA and live at home and let them check her outfits every morning.

“It’s not like you have to cure cancer or anything,” Lisa says. “Not that you couldn’t.”

Anita is more realistic. “How many mani-pedis can you get in one summer before you want to jump off a bridge?” she says. And then she says, “Oh no! You’re not getting implants, are you? Do you want me to find you some articles about how unhealthy that is at our age? You can’t even tell how big your boobs are going to get for years.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with them now,” Lisa says.

“Of course not,” Anita says. “That’s not the point. The point is that having plastic surgery before junior year is insane.”

“Not that you’re insane,” Lisa says.

“At least give yourself two years to think about it,” Anita says. “At least if you do it between high school and college, everyone won’t know.”

Vivian probably would have had me redone surgically if she hadn’t blown all those bucks on my vast collection of bazillion dollar T-shirts I didn’t exactly fill out. Seriously. For a couple of months, I was the only kid in the Three B’s who wasn’t anorexic whose mother wanted her to pack on the carbs on the off chance that all those extra calories would somehow migrate to my chest—until it became obvious it wasn’t going to work and she wanted me to go back to subsisting on carrot sticks and cartons of Trader Joe’s soy milk.

Look:

Wave while other people fly off to camp or their family’s cute little cottage or castle or villa or whatever on Majorca for summer vacation.

Watch while I go off to Yuko System of Beverly Hills and get seven hundred dollars’ worth of chemically straightened hair. With extensions. And shimmering blond highlights with color-coordinated low lights. It takes all day.