Futures and Frosting

Our wedding had been just a simple ceremony on the beach with our family and friends.  After all the drama about getting engaged, both of us realized we didn’t care about anything but becoming husband and wife.  It didn’t matter where it happened, just as long as it did happen.  For an early wedding gift that year, Carter had given me all four seasons of “My Fair Wedding” and a box of porn.  He still holds out hope my porn addiction would become a reality.

Carter slides his hand down into the water and lets it rest on the inside of my thigh.  As the kiss became more intense, his hand inches further and further down.  I groan into his kiss as his fingers graze between my legs and make goose bumps break out on my skin.

“Happy a

The wet, smoothness of his fingers slide through my slit and I thrust against his hand as he slowly pushes one finger deep inside me.

A commotion from outside the bathroom door ceases all activity and we pause, my lips brushing against Carter’s and his hand resting between my legs.

“What was that?” I whisper.

“It’s nothing.  The kids are in Gavin’s room playing.  I gave them a piggy bank full of pe

“Ohhhhh fuck,” I moan, tilting my head back until it rests against the tile wall.  “You should probably check on them.  The pe

A crash and a yell sound down the hall and I sit up quickly, splashing water over the side of the tub, forcing Carter to fall back onto the floor on his ass.

“Shit.  I’ll go check it out,” he says with a sigh as he stands up and opens the bathroom door.  “We’ll continue this after I’ve duct taped them to the wall.”

He closes the door behind him and I lean back into the warm, soapy water with a smile on my face.

The past few years have been hectic, but I wouldn’t change them for the world.  A year after Sophia was born, we had moved into a new home.  The small, ranch house was perfect when it was just the three of us, but once you had a baby, it came with a lot of shit.  We had quickly outgrown that house and moved into a two-story colonial a few streets away from Liz and Jim.

Business at Seduction and Snacks is still booming.  I've added more items to my menu so people can have breakfast or lunch there, and I've hired five additional people to the staff.  Liz and Jim had just gave birth to their second baby girl last month and Je

Gavin is now eight and a half years old and getting ready to start third grade and our baby Sophie is growing up entirely too fast.  She'll be going to preschool this year and I want to sob every time I think about it.  Gavin is an amazing big brother and has spent the past three years teaching his little sister everything he can about tormenting us.  The other day, Sophie had come into our bedroom and a

My father had married his long-time girlfriend Sue a few months ago in a small ceremony in his backyard.  Gavin, Sophia, and Sue’s granddaughter Sarah made up the wedding party.  Sarah and Sophia were the same age and Gavin escorted both of them down the aisle.  And by escorted, I meant kept the two girls separated since they kept trying to smack each other with their flower girl baskets as they walked until they eventually took Gavin down with them in a big pile of flailing arms, legs, screaming, and crying.  Carter and I ran down the aisle and tried to break up the fight but Jesus, those girls were strong.  Carter got kicked in the nuts and dropped down to his knees, and I got scratched in the face.  Regardless, it was a beautiful ceremony and my mother, in her usual fashion, took control of Tee Time at the small reception.  Je

I sink down further into the water and let out a big sigh.  We’ve all come a long way since that frat party nine years ago.  Carter and I still play a round or two of beer pong on the a

I can’t wait to see what the future will hold for us.  We've had our ups and our downs, and we've had our fair share of struggles over the years, but we have proven that we can get through anything.  Our beast of a dog, aptly named Gigantor, recently became a big brother himself when Carter’s parents dropped off a cat for Sophie.  Of course it had come with special hoity-toity cat papers that said it would walk around with a stick up its ass and demand to eat off of our good china.  Since I nipped the whole Sopranos thing in the bud when we named our daughter, Carter had adamantly insisted we name the cat Meadow, after Tony Soprano’s daughter.  Aside from that, Carter has proven a thousand times over what a wonderful father he is.  I had been a little nervous at first how he would handle having a little girl, but he was amazing and he was very protective of his daughter.  So much so that my father had bought him a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter.  In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?”

And now my wonderful husband is off taking care of the kids so I can relax in a bubble bath alone without someone coming in to pee, brush their teeth, or ask me why monkeys have nipples.  Nothing can ruin this perfect moment or my happy mood thinking about the future.

“Hold still for a second.  I need to get it in the right spot,” I hear Gavin say softly on the other side of the door.

“What’s going on out there?  Where’s daddy?” I shout out to him.

“He poopin', Mommy!” Sophie yells back.

Thanks for letting me know.

“You guys be good out there, okay?  Mommy will be done in a minute,” I shout to them as I picked up my wine glass from the edge of the tub and took a healthy sip.

I close my eyes and let the tension ease from my body until a few minutes later, words are loudly whispered by Gavin that you never want to hear on the other side of the door when you’re taking a bath.

“Okay, the clothes basket is in the ready position at the edge.  All systems go.  Sophie, hold on tight.  And don’t let go of the cat.”

The End