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MRS DUBEDAT He gets tired so soon. But you see, dont you, what a genius he is? You see that he is worth saving. Oh, doctor, I married him just to help him to begin: I had money enough to tide him over the hard years at the begi
RIDGEON Have you got one?
MRS DUBEDAT [producing another] Only this one. It was the first.
RIDGEON [devouring it with his eyes] Thats a wonderful drawing. Why is it called Je
MRS DUBEDAT My name is Je
RIDGEON A strange name.
MRS DUBEDAT Not in Cornwall. I am Cornish. It’s only what you call Guinevere.
RIDGEON [repeating the names with a certain pleasure in them] Guinevere. Je
MRS DUBEDAT Oh, take it. It’s my own: he gave it to me. Take it. Take them all. Take everything; ask anything; but save him. You can: you will: you must.
REDPENNY [entering with every sign of alarm] Theyve just telephoned from the hospital that youre to come instantly — a patient on the point of death. The carriage is waiting.
RIDGEON [intolerantly] Oh, nonsense: get out. [Greatly a
REDPENNY But —
RIDGEON Chut! cant you see I’m engaged? Be off.
REDPENNY, bewildered, vanishes.
MRS DUBEDAT [rising] Doctor: one instant only before you go —
RIDGEON Sit down. It’s nothing.
MRS DUBEDAT But the patient. He said he was dying.
RIDGEON Oh, he’s dead by this time. Never mind. Sit down.
MRS DUBEDAT [sitting down and breaking down] Oh, you none of you care. You see people die every day.
RIDGEON [petting her] Nonsense! it’s nothing: I told him to come in and say that. I thought I should want to get rid of you.
MRS DUBEDAT [shocked at the falsehoodJ Oh!
RIDGEON [continuing] Dont look so bewildered: theres nobody dying.
MRS DUBEDAT My husband is.
RIDGEON [pulling himself together) Ah, yes: I had forgotten your husband. Mrs Dubedat: you are asking me to do a very serious thing?
MRS DUBEDAT I am asking you to save the life of a great man.
RIDGEON You are asking me to kill another man for his sake; for as surely as I undertake another case, I shall have to hand back one of the old ones to the ordinary treatment. Well, I dont shrink from that. I have had to do it before; and I will do it again if you can convince me that his life is more important than the worst life I am now saving. But you must convince me first.
MRS DUBEDAT He made those drawings; and they are not the best — nothing like the best; only I did not bring the really best: so few people like them. He is twenty-three: his whole life is before him. Wont you let me bring him to you? wont you speak to him? wont you see for yourself?
RIDGEON Is he well enough to come to a di
MRS DUBEDAT Oh yes. Why?
RIDGEON I’ll tell you. I am inviting all my old friends to a di
MRS DUBEDAT Yes, oh yes. That was how I found out about you.
RIDGEON It will be a doctors’ di
MRS DUBEDAT Yes, of course I will come. Oh, thank you, thank you. And may I bring some of his drawings — the really good ones?
RIDGEON Yes. I will let you know the date in the course of to-morrow. Leave me your address.
MRS DUBEDAT Thank you again and again. You have made me so happy: I know you will admire him and like him. This is my address. [She gives him her card].
RIDGEON Thank you. [He rings].
MRS DUBEDAT [embarrassed] May I — is there — should I — I mean — [she blushes and stops in confusion].
RIDGEON Whats the matter?
MRS DUBEDAT Your fee for this consultation?
RIDGEON Oh, I forgot that. Shall we say a beautiful drawing of his favorite model for the whole treatment, including the cure?
MRS DUBEDAT You are very generous. Thank you. I know you will cure him. Good-bye.
RIDGEON I will. Good-bye. [They shake hands]. By the way, you know, dont you, that tuberculosis is catching. You take every precaution, I hope.
MRS DUBEDAT I am not likely to forget it. They treat us like lepers at the hotels.
EMMY [at the door] Well, deary: have you got round him?
RIDGEON Yes. Attend to the door and hold your tongue.
EMMY Thats a good boy. [She goes out with MRS. DUBEDAT].
RIDGEON [alone] Consultation free. Cure guaranteed. [He heaves a great sigh].
ACT II
After di
Mrs Dubedat, wrapped up for departure, comes in. They rise, except Sir Patrick; but she takes one of the vacant places at the foot of the table, next B. B.; and they sit down again.
MRS DUBEDAT [as she enters] Louis will be here presently. He is shewing Dr Blenkinsop how to work the telephone. [She sits]. Oh, I am so sorry we have to go. It seems such a shame, this beautiful night. And we have enjoyed ourselves so much.
RIDGEON I dont believe another half-hour would do Mr Dubedat a bit of harm.
SIR PATRICK Come now, Colly, come! come! none of that. You take your man home, Mrs Dubedat; and get him to bed before eleven.
B. B. Yes, yes. Bed before eleven. Quite right, quite right. Sorry to lose you, my dear lady; but Sir Patrick’s orders are the laws of — er — of Tyre and Sidon.[155]
WALPOLE Let me take you home in my motor.
SIR PATRICK No. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Walpole. Your motor will take Mr and Mrs Dubedat to the station, and quite far enough too for an open carriage at night.
MRS DUBEDAT Oh, I am sure the train is best.
RIDGEON Well, Mrs Dubedat, we have had a most enjoyable evening.
MRS DUBEDAT [with a touch of shy anxiety] What did you think of Louis? Or am I wrong to ask?
RIDGEON Wrong! Why, we are all charmed with him.
WALPOLE Delighted.
B. B. Most happy to have met him. A privilege, a real privilege.
SIR PATRICK [grunts]!
MRS DUBEDAT [quickly] Sir Patrick: are y o u uneasy about him?
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B.B.’s memory of the laws of Medes and Persians from the Bible (see Daniel 6:8-15) fails, so he improvises.