Rhymes with Witches

The next morning, as I was on my way to check the cheerleader postings, I saw Stuart Hill pin Camilla Jones against her locker. Just as Camilla didn’t kowtow to the Bitches, she also didn’t kowtow to the football players, and from the looks of it, Stuart wasn’t pleased.

“I hear you’ve been complaining to Coach Sloan,” Stuart said. His ruddy cheeks looked like a little boy’s. “I hear you’ve been talking trash about me.”

“Leave me alone,” Camilla said, pushing against one of his arms. She gave him her toughest glare.

He reached down and pinched her nipple, right there in the hall. Camilla gasped and drew her arms to her leotard.

Stuart smirked. “Don’t go whining about something unless you want it,” he said as he sauntered off. “Slut.”

Camilla’s face flamed. “Asshole!”

I didn’t know what to do. My body had frozen when he first started in on her, and now my heart was whamming away, but the rest of me still couldn’t move. Camilla’s eyes found mine.

“You saw, didn’t you?” she demanded. “You saw what that asshole did?”

“I … I—”

“You have to come with me to tell Mr. Van Housen.”

Oh, crap, I thought. I was a lot better at being nice to Camilla when it didn’t involve going public. “I don’t think … I mean, I don’t know what I would …”

“You have to,” Camilla said. She blinked back tears. “Please.”

In the office, Mr. Van Housen put down a brochure picturing a scruffy tomcat glaring from within a cage. “Trap, Alter, Release,” read the caption beneath the photo. “The Race to Outpace.”

He listened impassively as Camilla told her story. “Uh-huh,” he said. “Uh-huh, uh-huh.” He was using his broken record technique, where he let a student get it all out while not saying anything in response. “Hmm. I see.”

“He touched my breast!” Camilla said. “That’s sexual harassment!”

“Hmm. Well, it certainly is a matter of concern.” Mr. Van Housen propped his elbows on the table and touched his fingers together. “You were there?” he said to me. “You saw this happen?”

I shifted my weight. I could tell he didn’t like Camilla, and it made me nervous. I hated it when grown-ups went along with the whole social code set up by the students, fawning over the popular kids and treating the underdogs like shit. At the same time, I knew what Mr. Van Housen wanted me to say, and I could feel that pressure weighing on me, too.

“Um, the thing is, I wasn’t really paying attention,” I said.

Camilla’s head whipped toward mine.

“But, yeah,” I said quickly. “He did … what she said.”

Mr. Van Housen frowned. “Yes. All right. Well, Camilla, you can rest assured that the matter will be taken care of.”

“Will there be a hearing?” Camilla demanded. “Will he be expelled?”

“The matter will be taken care of appropriately,” Mr. Van Housen said, with a look that shut Camilla up. “I appreciate your bringing this to my attention.”

I scurried out of his office. When Camilla came out two seconds later, her face was splotchy. She saw me and blanked her expression, but not before I’d seen what was underneath. She ducked her head and hurried past.

At the other end of the hall, the cheerleading results were posted on the community bulletin board. I took a breath and headed over.

“Oh my god!” I heard Tina Burston exclaim. She clapped, and her crutches fell to the floor. “It’s a dream come true!”

Two other girls squealed and hugged.

“Where’s Kim?” one of them said. “We have to find her. Kim! Kim! You made it!”

I pushed my way through the crowd and sca

Oh. Right. It wasn’t as if I were surprised, but just for a moment, I’d thought maybe.

I found Alicia at her locker.

“I don’t want to talk about it,” she muttered. Her eyes were rimmed with red.

“Okay,” I said.

“Anyway, who was I fooling? I didn’t even want to be a cheerleader. Cheerleaders just exist to make other people feel bad. Plus, they’re stupid.”

“Okay.”

She slammed her locker and headed down the hall. I walked beside her. At the door to her classroom, she stopped. She stubbed her pink-and-gray All-Star against the hall carpet.

“Rae’s singing karaoke tonight,” she said. “Want to go?”

“Sure,” I said.

She clamped her lips together. She nodded once, then went into the room.

Mary Bryan trapped me after French. “We need to talk,” she said.

Sweat popped out in my armpits. “I’m sorry I was such a dork at Kyle’s party,” I said. “I didn’t mean to embarrass you guys.”

“What are you talking about?” Mary Bryan asked. “You didn’t embarrass us.”

“But I was such a loser.”

“Well …” She shrugged. “I had a great time. So did Keisha and Bitsy.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah. So don’t worry about it.” She ushered me down the hall and out the back door of the building. “There’s Bitsy. Let’s go.”

“Huh? Go where?”

Mary Bryan tugged me across the parking lot. She climbed into the backseat of Bitsy’s car and scooted over to make room for me. Keisha was already in the front.

“But … it’s sixth period,” I said.

“So?” Bitsy said.

“So I’m supposed to be in LIFE.”

She looked at me blankly, and I said, “Learning Inspiration from Empathy. LIFE. Today we’re taking a field trip to the zoo, to talk to an expert on feral cats.”

“Why?”

“So we can learn more about the cats on campus. So we can learn to coexist, and help other people to—”

“I think you should pass,” Bitsy said. “I’m sure the cats will understand.”

I glanced back at the building. Then I squeezed into the car. We followed the winding campus road that led to the back gate, but no one explained what was going on. We left the school grounds, and Bitsy selected a song on her iPod.

“Uh … where are we going?” I asked over the music.

“My place,” Bitsy said.

“Why?”

“Why do you think?”

A shred of hope sliced through me. Was it possible I was still being considered?

Idiot, idiot, idiot, I scolded myself. Don’t even go there. I didn’t ask any more questions.

The neighborhood Bitsy lived in was even ritzier than Kyle Kelley’s, and her house was u

“We brought you here to tell you that we’re interested in you,” Keisha said at last.

“Not to be blunt, but we don’t have much choice,” Bitsy said. Keisha shot her a look of warning, and she added, “Of course we adore you, it goes without saying.”

“Oh yeah?” I said. I tried to form my mouth into a smile.

“It’s true,” Mary Bryan said. “Out of all the candidates, you’re our top pick. It was unanimous.”

“Candidates?” I said.

“Chelsea Campion had potential,” Mary Bryan said, “but her dad’s this Hollywood mogul type, so she’s got all sorts of contacts already. She doesn’t need us.”

“She certainly needs something,” Bitsy said. “Her bum’s as big as a bloody buffalo’s.”

“And we almost asked Ly

She continued listing girls—as well as why they were axed—and my stomach folded in on itself. Too pretty, too well co

“Carrie Beale came this close,” Mary Bryan said, holding her finger an inch from her thumb. “But then we were like, Ohhh. She doesn’t mind being a free agent. Which made us realize that she wouldn’t want it bad enough.”