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“No!” The man’s exclamation down the phone takes me by surprise. “He can’t leave.”
“Well, he is. Sorry.”
“You have to stop him. Go up to him and stop him leaving the hotel. Go up to him now.
Do whatever it takes.”
“What?” I stare at the phone. “Look, I’m sorry, but I’ve never even met you—”
“Nor me you,” he rejoins. “Who are you, anyway? Are you a friend of Violet? Can you
tell me exactly why she decided to quit her job halfway through the biggest conference of the
year? Does she think I suddenly don’t need a PA anymore?”
Aha. So Violet’s his personal assistant. This makes sense. And she walked out on him!
Well, I’m not surprised, he’s so bossy.
“Anyway, doesn’t matter,” he interrupts himself. “Point is, I’m on the stairs, floor nine,
the lift jammed, I’ll be downstairs in less than three minutes, and you have to keep Yuichi
Yamasaki there till I arrive. Whoever the hell you are.”
What a nerve.
“Or what?” I retort.
“Or else a year of careful negotiation goes down the tubes because of one ridiculous
misunderstanding. The biggest deal of the year falls apart. A team of twenty people lose their
jobs.” His voice is relentless. “Senior managers, secretaries, the whole gang. Just because I can’t
get down there fast enough and the one person who could help won’t.”
Oh, bloody hell.
“All right!” I say furiously. “I’ll do my best. What’s his name again?”
“Yamasaki.”
“Wait!” I raise my voice, ru
Could you wait a minute?”
Mr. Yamasaki turns questioningly, and a couple of flunkies move forward, flanking him
protectively. He has a broad face, still creased in anger, and a wide, bullish neck, around which
he’s draping a silk scarf. I get the sense he’s not into idle chitchat.
I have no idea what to say next. I don’t speak Japanese, I don’t know anything about
Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can’t exactly go up to him and say
“Sushi!” out of the blue. It would be like going up to a top American businessman and saying
“T-bone steak!”
“I’m … a huge fan,” I improvise. “Of your work. Could I have your autograph?”
He looks puzzled, and one of his colleagues whispers a translation into his ear.
Immediately, his brow clears and he bows to me.
Cautiously, I bow back, and he snaps his fingers, barking an instruction. A moment later,
a beautiful leather folder has been opened in front of him, and he’s writing something elaborate
in Japanese.
“Is he still there?” The stranger’s voice suddenly emanates from the phone.
“Yes,” I mutter into it. “Just about. Where are you?” I shoot a bright smile at Mr.
Yamasaki.
“Fifth floor. Keep him there. Whatever it takes.”
Mr. Yamasaki hands me his piece of paper, caps his pen, bows again, and makes to walk
off.
“Wait!” I cry desperately. “Could I … show you something?”
“Mr. Yamasaki is very busy.” One of his colleagues, wearing steel glasses and the
whitest shirt I’ve ever seen, turns back. “Kindly contact our office.”
They’re heading away again. What do I do now? I can’t ask for another autograph. I can’t
rugby-tackle him. I need to attract his attention somehow.
“I have a special a
telegram! I bear a message from all Mr. Yamasaki’s many fans. It would be a great discourtesy
to them if you were to refuse me.”
The word discourtesy seems to have stopped them in their tracks. They’re frowning and
exchanging confused glances.
“A singing telegram?” says the man in steel glasses suspiciously.
“Like a Gorilla Gram?” I offer. “Only singing.”
I’m not sure that’s made things any clearer.
The interpreter murmurs furiously in Mr. Yamasaki’s ear and after a moment looks at me.
“You may present.”
Mr. Yamasaki turns and all his colleagues follow suit, folding their arms expectantly and
lining up in a row. Around the lobby I can see a few interested glances from other groups of
businesspeople.
“Where are you?” I murmur desperately into the phone.
“Third floor,” comes the man’s voice after a moment. “Half a minute. Don’t lose him.”
“Begin,” the man in steel spectacles says pointedly.
Some people nearby have turned to watch. Oh God. How did I get myself into this?
Number one, I can’t sing. Number two, what do I sing to a Japanese businessman I’ve never met
before? Number three, why did I say singing telegram?
But if I don’t do something soon, twenty people might lose their jobs.
I make a deep bow, to spin out some more time, and all the Japanese bow back.
“Begin,” repeats the man in steel spectacles, his eyes glinting ominously.
I take a deep breath. Come on. It doesn’t matter what I do. I only have to last half a
minute. Then I can run away and they’ll never see me again.
“Mr. Yamasaki … ” I begin cautiously, to the tune of “Single Ladies.” “Mr. Yamasaki.
Mr. Yamasaki, Mr. Yamasaki.” I shimmy my hips and shoulders at him, just like Beyoncé.11
“Mr. Yamasaki, Mr. Yamasaki.”
Actually, this is quite easy. I don’t need any lyrics—I can keep singing “Mr. Yamasaki”
over and over. After a few moments, some of the Japanese even start singing along and clapping
Mr. Yamasaki on the back.
“Mr. Yamasaki, Mr. Yamasaki. Mr. Yamasaki, Mr. Yamasaki.” I lift my finger and
waggle it at him with a wink. “Ooh-ooh-ooh … ooh-ooh-ooh … ”
This song is ridiculously catchy. All the Japanese are singing now, apart from Mr.
Yamasaki, who’s standing there, looking delighted. Some nearby delegates have joined in with
the singing, and I can hear one of them saying, “Is this a flash mob thing?”
“Mr. Yamasaki, Mr. Yamasaki, Mr. Yamasaki … Where are you?” I mutter into the
phone, still beaming brightly.
“Watching.”
“What?” My head jerks up and I sweep the lobby.
Suddenly my gaze fixes on a man standing alone, about thirty yards away. He’s wearing
a dark suit and has thick black rumpled hair and is holding a phone to his ear. Even from this
distance I can see that he’s laughing.
“How long have you been there?” I demand furiously.
“Just arrived. Didn’t want to interrupt. Great job, by the way,” he adds. “I think you won
Yamasaki round to the cause, right there.”
“Thanks,” I say sarcastically. “Glad I could help. He’s all yours.” I bow to Mr. Yamasaki
with a flourish, then turn on my heel and head swiftly toward the exit, ignoring the disappointed
cries of the Japanese. I’ve got more important stuff to worry about than arrogant strangers and
their stupid business deals.
“Wait!” The man’s voice follows me through the receiver. “That phone. It’s my PA’s.”
“Well, she shouldn’t have thrown it away, then,” I retort, pushing the glass doors open.
“Finders keepers.”
There are twelve tube stops from Knightsbridge to Magnus’s parents’ house in North
London, and as soon as I resurface from the underground I check the phone. It’s flashing with
new messages—about ten texts and twenty emails—but there are only five texts for me and none