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number?” She riffles through a bundle of papers, then clasps her hair despairingly. “Clemency!”
“Shall I Google it for you?” I suggest.
“Clemency will Google it. Clemency!” Poor Clemency starts so badly, tea slops out of
one of the cups.
“I’ll take that,” I say hastily, and relieve her of the Costa tray.
“If you could, that would be helpful.” Lucinda exhales sharply. “Because you know, we
are all here for your benefit, Poppy. And the wedding is only a week away. And there is still an
awful lot to do.”
“I know,” I say awkwardly. “Um … sorry.”
I have no idea where Magnus and his parents have got to, so I head toward the back of
the church, holding the Costa tray full of cups, trying to glide, imagining myself in my veil.
“Ridiculous!” I hear Wanda’s muffled voice first. “Far too fast.”
I look around uncertainly—then realize it’s coming from behind a heavy closed wooden
door to the side of the church. They must be in the antechapel.
“Everyone knows … Attitude to marriage … ” That’s Magnus speaking—but the door is
so thick I can catch only the odd word.
“ … not about marriage per se!” Wanda’s voice is suddenly raised. “ … pair of you! …
just can’t understand … ”
“Quite misguided … ” Antony’s voice is like a bassoon chiming in.
I’m rooted to the spot, ten yards away from the door, holding the Costa coffee tray. I
know I shouldn’t eavesdrop. But I can’t stop myself.
“ … admit it, Magnus … complete mistake …”
“ … cancel. Not too late. Better now than a messy divorce … ”
I swallow hard. My hands are trembling around the tray. What am I hearing? What was
that word, divorce?
I’m probably misinterpreting, I tell myself. It’s only a few stray words, they could mean
anything.
“Well, we’re getting married, whatever you say! So you might as well bloody like it!”
Magnus’s voice soars out, clear as a bell.
A chill settles on me. It’s quite hard to find an alternative interpretation of that.
There’s some rumbling reply from Antony, then Magnus yells again, “ … will not end in
bloody disaster!”
I feel a swell of love for Magnus. He sounds so furious. A moment later there’s a rattling
at the door, and in a flash I backtrack about ten steps. As he emerges, I walk forward again,
trying to look relaxed.
“Hi! Cup of tea?” Somehow I manage a natural tone. “Everything all right? I wondered
where you’d got to!”
“Fine.” He smiles affectionately and snakes an arm around my waist.
He’s giving no hint that he was just yelling at his parents. I never realized he was such a
good actor. He should go into politics.
“I’ll take those in to my parents, actually.” He quickly removes the tray from my grasp.
“They’re … er … looking at the art.”
“Great!” I manage a smile, but my chin is wobbling. They’re not looking at the art.
They’re telling each other what a terrible choice their son has made for a wife. They’re making
bets that we’ll be divorced within a year.
As Magnus emerges from the antechapel again, I take a deep breath, feeling sick with
nerves.
“So … what do your parents make of all this?” I say as lightly as I can manage. “I mean,
your father’s not really into church, is he? Or … or … marriage, even.”
I’ve given him the perfect cue to tell me. It’s all set up. But Magnus shrugs sulkily.
“They’re OK.”
I sip my tea a few times, staring miserably at the ancient stone floor, willing myself to
pursue it. I should contradict him. I should say, “I heard you arguing.” I should have it out with
him.
But … I can’t do it. I’m not brave enough. I don’t want to hear the truth—that his parents
think I’m crap.
“Just got to check an email.” Is it my imagination or is Magnus avoiding my gaze?
“Me too.” I peel away from him miserably and go to sit by myself on a side pew. For a
few moments I hunch my shoulders, trying to resist the urge to cry. At last I reach for my phone
and switch it on. I might as well catch up with some stuff. I haven’t looked at it for hours. As I
switch it on, I almost recoil at the number of buzzes and flashes and bleeps which greet me. How
many messages have I missed? I quickly text the concierge at the Berrow Hotel, telling him he
can call off the search for the ring, and thanking him for his time. Then I turn my attention to the
messages.
Top of the pile is a text from Sam, which arrived about twenty minutes ago:
On way to Germany over weekend. Heading to mountainous region. Will be off radar for
a bit.
Seeing his name fills me with a longing to talk to someone, and I text back:
Hi there. Sounds cool. Why Germany?
There’s no reply, but I don’t care; it’s cathartic just to type.
So much for fake ring. Did not work. Was found out and now M’s parents think I’m a
weirdo.
For a moment I wonder whether to tell him that Lucinda had the ring and ask him what
he thinks. But … no. It’s too complicated. He won’t want to get into it. I send the text—then
realize he might think I’m having a go at him. Quickly I type a follow-up:
Thx for help, anyway. Appreciate it.
Maybe I should have a look at his in-box. I’ve been neglecting it. There are so many
emails with the same subject heading, I find myself squinting at the screen in puzzlement—till it
dawns on me. Of course. Everyone’s responded to my invitation to send in ideas! These are all
the replies!
For the first time this afternoon, I feel a small glow of pride in myself. If one of these
people has come up with a groundbreaking idea and revolutionizes Sam’s company, then it will
all be down to me.
I click on the first one, full of anticipation.
Dear Sam,I think we should have yoga at lunchtimes, funded by the company, and several others
agree with me.Best,
Sally Brewer. I frown uncertainly. It’s not exactly what I was expecting, but I suppose yoga is a
good idea.
OK, next one.
Dear Sam,Thanks for your email. You asked for honesty. The rumor among our department is
that this so-called ideas exercise is a weeding-out process. Why not just be honest yourself and
tell us if we’re going to be fired?Kind regards,
Tony I blink in astonishment. What?
OK, that’s just a ridiculous reaction. He’s got to be a nutter. I quickly scroll down to the
next one.
Dear Sam,Is there a budget for this “new ideas’ program you’ve launched? A few team leaders
are asking.Thanks,
Chris Davies That’s another ridiculous reaction. A budget? Who needs a budget for ideas?
Sam,What the fuck is going on? Next time you feel like a
you mind consulting the other directors?Malcolm The next is even more to the point:
Sam,What’s this all about? Thanks for the heads-up. Not.VicksI feel a twinge of guilt. It
never occurred to me that I might get Sam into trouble with his colleagues. But surely everyone
will see the beneficial side as soon as the ideas start flooding in.
Dear Sam,The word is that you’re appointing a new “ideas czar.” You may recall that this was
my idea, which I raised in a departmental meeting three years ago. I find it a little rich that my
initiative has been appropriated and very much hope that when the appointment is made, I will