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at White Globe Consulting, really.”
Oops. That just slipped out.
“Oh, really? I thought you hadn’t read my emails.”
“I didn’t!” I say hastily. “I mean … you know. Maybe one or two. Enough to get an
impression.”
“An impression!” He gives a short laugh. “OK, then, Poppy Wyatt, what’s your
impression? I’ve asked everyone else’s opinion, why not throw your tuppenceworth in? Why is
our top strategist taking a sideways step into an inferior company when I’ve offered her
everything she could want, from promotion, to money, to a higher profile—”
“Well, that’s the problem,” I cut him off, puzzled. Surely he realizes that? “She doesn’t
want any of those things. She gets really stressed out by the pressure, especially by media things.
Like that time she had to go on Radio 4 with no notice.”
There’s a long silence down the line.
“OK, what the hell is going on?” says Sam at last. “How would you know something like
that?”
There’s no way I can get out of this one.
“It was in her appraisal,” I confess at last. “I was bored on the tube once, and it was on an
attachment—”
“That was not in her appraisal.” He sounds quite shirty. “Believe me, I’ve read that
document back to front, and there’s nothing about media appearances—”
“Not the most recent one.” I screw up my face with embarrassment. “Her appraisal three
years ago.” I can’t believe I’m admitting I read that too. “Plus she said in that original email to
you, I’ve told you my issues, not that anyone’s taken any notice. I think that’s what she means.”
The fact is, I feel a total affinity for Vivien. I’d be freaked out by being on Radio 4 too.
All the presenters sound like Antony and Wanda.
There’s another silence, so long that I wonder if Sam’s still there.
“You might have something,” Sam says at last. “You might just have something.”
“It’s only an idea.” I backtrack instantly. “I mean, I’m probably wrong.”
“But why wouldn’t she say this to me?”
“Maybe she’s embarrassed.” I shrug. “Maybe she thinks she’s already made the point and
you’re not going to do anything about it. Maybe she thinks it’s just easier to move jobs.”
“OK.” Sam exhales. “Thank you. I’m going to pursue this. I’m very glad I rang you, and
I’m sorry I disturbed your evening.”
“No problem.” I hunch my shoulders gloomily and scoop up some more cake crumbs.
“To be honest, I’m glad to escape.”
“That good, huh?” He sounds amused. “How did the bandage go down?”
“Believe me, the bandage is the least of my problems.”
“What’s up?”
I lower my voice, glancing at the door. “We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.”
“Scrabble?” He sounds surprised. “Scrabble’s great.”
“Not when you’re playing with a family of geniuses, it’s not. They all put words like
iridiums. And I put pig.”
Sam bursts into laughter.
“Glad it’s so fu
“OK, come on.” He stops laughing. “I owe you one. Tell me your letters. I’ll give you a
good word.”
“I can’t remember them!” I roll my eyes. “I’m in the kitchen.”
“You must remember some. Try.”
“All right. I have a W. And a Z.” This conversation is so bizarre that I can’t help giving a
little giggle.
“Go and look at the rest. Text them over. I’ll give you a word.”
“I thought you were at a seminar.”
“I can be at a seminar and play Scrabble at the same time.”
Is he serious? This is the most ridiculous, far-fetched idea I’ve ever heard.
Plus, it would be cheating.
Plus, who says he’s any good at Scrabble?
“OK,” I say after a few moments. “You’re on.”
I ring off and head back into the drawing room, where the board has spawned another
load of impossible words. Someone has put down UG. Is that English? It sounds like Eskimo.
“All right, Poppy?” says Wanda, in such bright, artificial tones that I instantly know
they’ve been talking about me. They’ve probably told Magnus that if he marries me they’ll cut
him off without a pe
“Fine!” I try to sound cheerful. “That was a patient on the phone,” I add, crossing my
fingers behind my back. “Sometimes I do online consultation, so I might have to send a text, if
you don’t mind?”
No one even replies. They’re all hunched over their tiles again.
I line my phone up so the screen takes in the board and my rack of tiles. Then I press the
photo button.
“Just taking a family snap!” I say quickly as the faces rise in response to the flash. I’m
already sending the photo over to Sam.
“It’s your turn, Poppy,” says Magnus. “Would you like some help, darling?” he adds in
an undertone.
I know he’s trying to be kind. But there’s something about the way he says it that stings
me.
“It’s OK, thanks. I’ll be fine.” I start moving the tiles back and forth on my rack, trying to
look confident.
After a minute or two I glance down at my phone, in case a text has somehow arrived
silently—but there’s nothing.
Everyone else is concentrating on their tiles or on the board. The atmosphere is hushed
and intense, like an exam room. I shift my tiles around more and more briskly, willing some
stupendous word to pop out at me. But no matter what I do, it’s a fairly crap situation. I could
make RAW. Or WAR.
And still my phone is silent. Sam must have been joking about helping me. Of course he
was joking. I feel a wave of humiliation. What’s he going to think, when a picture of a Scrabble
board arrives on his phone?
“Any ideas yet, Poppy?” Wanda says in encouraging tones, as though I’m a subnormal
child. I suddenly wonder if, while I was in the kitchen, Magnus told his parents to be nice to me.
“Just deciding between options.” I attempt a cheerful smile.
OK. I have to do this. I can’t put it off any longer. I’ll make RAW.
No, WAR.
Oh, what’s the difference?
My heart low, I put the A and W down on the board—as my phone bleeps with a text.
WHAIZLED. Use the D from OUTSTEPPED. Triple word score, plus 50-point bonus.
Oh my God.
I can’t help giving a laugh, and Antony shoots me an odd look.
“Sorry,” I say quickly. “Just … my patient making a joke.” My phone bleeps again.
It’s Scottish dialect, btw. Used by Robert Burns.
“So, is that your word, Poppy?” Antony is peering at my pathetic offering. “Raw? Jolly
good. Well done!”
His heartiness is painful.
“Sorry,” I say quickly. “My mistake. On second thoughts I think I’ll do this word
instead.”
Carefully, I lay down WHAIZLED on the board and sit back, looking nonchalant.
There’s an astounded silence.
“Poppy, sweets,” says Magnus at last. “It has to be a genuine word, you know. You can’t
make one up—”
“Oh, don’t you know that word?” I adopt a tone of surprise. “Sorry. I thought it was fairly
common knowledge.”
“Whay-zled?” ventures Wanda dubiously. “Why-zled? How do you pronounce it,
exactly?”
Oh God. I have no bloody idea.
“It … er … depends on the region. It’s traditional Scottish dialect, of course,” I add with