Elephant Song

The female swished her great grey backside from side to side in flirtatious refusal of his advances, affording him fleeting whiffs of her heady oestrus odours which drove him into further ecstasies of excitement.  Every few minutes he rushed away to scent mark the borders of his territory and warn off any possible rivals who might be tempted to trespass on this ardent courtship.

As soon as he reached the boundary, he pointed his rump at one of the trees or shrubs which were his signposts, curled his tail up on to his back, unsheathed his massive pink penis from the scabbard of grey wrinkled skin and, aiming backwards between his rear legs, released a cloud of urine with the force of a fire hose that almost flattened the target.  Honour satisfied, he rushed back, grunting with passion to the bashful female, who immediately fled towards the furthest boundary of his domain with him in full pursuit.

At the best of times the rhino is afflicted with poor eyesight, but now these two were almost completely blinded by singleminded passion.

Daniel and Bo

It was hard dangerous work with death only an instant or a foot away, but Bo

Apart from her lack of fear, Bo

Suddenly the bull swirled without warning.  Perhaps he had detected a breath of their body smell through the clouds of love perfume with which the female was filling his wide flaring nostrils.  He charged straight at them and Daniel grabbed her arm.  Freeze!  he whispered urgently, and they sank to their knees and froze into utter stillness.

From a distance of twenty feet the big, creature confronted them, blowing and buffing and snorting.  His piggy eyes bloodshot with passion and fury, he peered myopically at them, waiting for some small movement that would convince him that they were neither a rock nor a bush, and thus worthy of the full weight of his jealous wrath.

Daniel tried to hold his breath, but his lungs were scalding from his exertions and he choked to breathe.  Suddenly he was aware of a faint electric whirring sound close to his left Ear, and he swivelled his eyes in their sockets without moving his head.

To his astonishment and incredulity, Bo

The lens of the Sony was only feet from the rhino's nose.  They could see right up his wide nostrils to the shiny wet pinkness of his nasal mucosa, and she was filming it.  That impressed Daniel as nothing before had done.

I've got myself one hell of a camera jockey, he thought.  Jock would have been on the next plane home by now.

Suddenly the rhino switched around, a movement so quick and agile that it seemed impossible in such a massive creature.

Love had triumphed over aggression.  He rushed back to his paramour, buffing and puffing with eagerness.

Bo

Come on!  She was on her feet again with a lithe bound.

By the time they caught up with the couple in a glade of pale grass beside the rocky watercourse, the cow had at last succumbed to the bull's persistent courtship.  She allowed him to place his chin on her rump, and she stood quiescent and submissive under this significant caress.  Get ready, Daniel warned Bo

Suddenly the bull reared up over the female.

Bo

You got it, and we've taken too many risks already, Daniel whispered.

Let's get out of here.  He took her arm and drew her away.

They retreated carefully, a pace at a time, watching the bull all the way.

A hundred yards from the two rhino, Daniel deemed them well out of harm's way and they set off towards the combi, still elated by the thrill and the danger, laughing and chatting, not bothering to look backwards, until Daniel snapped abruptly, Look out!

He's coming again.  The bull was charging straight at them, an ungainly gallop that did not swerve or deviate, glaring malevolently at them over the wickedly curved horn.  I think he's got our wind.  Daniel grabbed Bo

He's still coming.  Bo

Get down.  Keep still.  They crouched on the stony ground and watched in helpless horror as the rhino rushed straight at their hiding-place.

This time, he's not going to stop.  For the first time Bo

Four tons of prehistoric monster, horned and menacing, towered over them.

It sniffed the thorn leaves that gave them such flimsy shelter and its breath rattled the branches and blew into their faces.

Then abruptly and unexpectedly, the bull switched around and presented them, at a range of only a few feet, with its fat rounded hindquarters.

They stared in horror as its penis unsheathed from between its back legs.

We are on his boundary, Daniel breathed.  He's going to mark this bush!

Us!

It pointed at them like a pink fire-hose.

We're trapped, Bo

Just close your eyes, and think of England.  A steaming cloud engulfed them, blowing over them with the force of a tropical hurricane, not a simple jet but a storm of scalding liquid that sent Daniel's bush hat flying from his head and soaked them both to the skin.  The bull wriggled his tail with satisfaction, stamped his back feet and then charged away with the same impetuosity with which he had arrived.

Daniel and Bo

Daniel moved first.  He wiped his face with the palm of his hand, a slow theatrical gesture begi

For a moment Bo

Clinging together, sodden and stinking, they laughed until they couldn't stand up, and then they laughed some more.  Rhino urine had lacquered their hair into sticky dreadlocks, and stained their clothing with interesting patterns.

They sneaked into the Norfolk Hotel through the rear entrance behind the kitchens and fled across the lawns to their cottage suite, where they stood under the shower for twenty minutes and, still giggling, shampooed and soaped each other until their bodies glowed.