Feast of Fools

Amelie blinked and turned her head toward Claire. She looked dead, except for the fact that she was moving; her eyes were still fixed, pupils gone wide, and her skin was an eerie blue white.

“The girl,” she whispered. “Must go. Hungry.”

Sam nodded and looked over his shoulder at Claire. “Go get her some blood,” he said. “There should be some in the refrigerator.”

And Claire realized with a shock that there wasn’t. They were all out of blood.

“Crap,” Shane breathed as they stood together looking into the fridge. The shelves held leftover chili, some pasta stuff, hamburger patties. Enough for them, for a couple of days. Not enough for anywhere near the number of people in the house, even for the humans. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I’m thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood,” Claire said. “Is that it?”

“No, I was thinking we’re out of chips. Of course that’s what I was thinking.” Shane moved some condiment bottles again, in a three-time-loser search for some elusive hidden blood bottle. “Did I say crap?”

“More than once, yeah. Shouldn’t you get back outside?”

“I traded shifts with a vampire. Better to have them walking around in the dark than us, you know? Besides, the fewer of them there are in here right now—”

“The better,” she finished. “I don’t disagree. But Sam said Amelie needs to feed, and that means blood. She’s not the only one, either. What about the DonationCenter?”

“They don’t deliver,” Shane said, and then snapped his fingers. “Wait. Wait a minute. Yes, they do.”

“What?”

He spun away and picked up the phone from the cradle on the wall, then put it back down. “Dead.”

Claire took out her cell phone. “I’ve got a signal.” She pitched it to him, and watched as he punched a number. “Who are you calling?”

“Pizza Hut.”

“Loser.”

He held up a finger. “Hey, Richard?” Not, Claire noticed, Dick. This situation had upgraded him to full-name status. “Listen, man, we’ve got a situation here at the Glass House.”

Claire could fill in the other half of the conversation from Richard Morrell almost verbatim. What do you think I have, with the town going crazy?

“We’re out of blood,” Shane said. “Amelie’s wounded. You do the math, man. A little home delivery service from Morganville’s Finest wouldn’t hurt right now.”

Whatever Richard said, it wasn’t encouraging. “You’re kidding,” Shane said, in an entirely different tone. A worried one. “You’re not kidding. Oh my God.” A short pause. “Yeah, man, I get it. I get it. Okay, right. Take care.”

That, she thought, was definitely the most civil she’d ever heard Richard and Shane. It was almost friendly.

Shane folded up the phone and threw it back to her, and his face was a study in self-control.

“What?”

“DonationCenter’s burning,” he said. “How do you feel about blood drives?”

The Bloodmobile arrived in front of the house exactly fifteen minutes later—glossy, black, and intimidating. It came with a flanking guard of squad cars and police wearing protective vests who took up posts on either end of the street.

Claire looked at the clock. It was nearly four a.m.— still hours until dawn, although the fires were making it hard to tell day from night. The Morganville Fire Department was outmatched. Whatever serial arsonists Bishop had employed were definitely doing their jobs.

Claire wondered what Bishop was doing. Waiting, probably. He didn’t really have to do anything else. Morganville was coming apart, with strikes at the communications hubs, the DonationCenter, and—as she heard by word of mouth from some of the others— the hospital. So far, the university seemed safe. There was a blood supply on campus, but it would be tough to get to in the chaos.

Michael went out to meet the vampire driving the Bloodmobile. He came back shaking his head. “Nothing left,” he said. “He’d already dropped off the day’s collections at the Center. There’s nothing in storage. He says he’s heard the supplies at the hospital have been sabotaged, too.”

“Unless we go door-to-door and gather up bottles and bags, that’s all there is,” said the stern-looking vampire. “I told the Council there should be more backup supplies.”

“What about the university storage?”

“Enough for a couple of days,” the Bloodmobile driver said. “I don’t know of anything else.”

“I do,” Claire said, and swallowed painfully as they all looked at her. “But I need to get permission from Amelie to take you there.”

“Amelie’s not in any shape to give permission. What about Oliver?”

Claire shook her head. “It has to be Amelie. I’m sorry.”

The Bloodmobile driver looked tired and very frustrated. He pinched the bridge of his nose. “Fine,” he said. “But before she can begin to give consent, she needs feeding. And I need donors.”

Eve, who’d been uncharacteristically quiet, stepped forward. “I’ll do it,” she said.

“Me, too.” That was Monica Morrell. She stripped off her heavy Marie Antoinette wig and dropped it on the ground. Claire thought about what Richard Morrell had told her about the mayor wanting to return the costume for credit, and almost laughed. So much for that plan. “Gina! Je

Monica, as imperious as a real French queen, put her ability to threaten and intimidate to good use for a change. Within ten minutes, they had a line of donors ready, and all four Bloodmobile stations were working.

Claire slipped back inside. The vampires were all facing the windows, watching for surprises. Most of the humans were outside, giving blood.

She faced the blank wall in the living room, next to the table. Got to do this fast.

It faded into mist, and she stepped through and was gone almost before the portal opened.

She stepped out into the prison, reached under her Harlequin top, and pulled out the sharpened cross that Myrnin had given her. Use it only in self-defense.

She was ready to do that.

Myrnin’s cell was empty, and the television was on and tuned to a game show. Claire checked the prison refrigerator. There was a good stockpile of blood there, if she could get it out where it was needed.

Myrnin could be anywhere.

No, she thought. Myrnin could be only in about twenty places in Morganville, at least if he was using the doorways.

She went back to the portal wall and concentrated, formed the wormhole tu

And there he was.

He was feverishly working, and every lamp and candle in the room burned at full capacity. He hadn’t stopped to change, though he’d lost the cone-head cap somewhere; as Claire watched, he got one of his full white sleeves too close to a candle and caught it on fire.

“Cachiad!” he blurted, and ripped off his sleeve to throw it on the ground and stomp out the blaze. Irritated, he stripped off the whole billowy top and dumped it, too.

He looked up, half-naked, wild, and saw Claire watching him.

For a second neither of them moved, and then Myrnin said, “It’s not what you think.”

Claire stepped away from the door. She swung it shut and clicked the padlock shut. “If you didn’t want anybody coming after you, you should have locked up.”

“I don’t have time for this, and neither do you. Now, do you want to help me, or—”

“I’m done helping you!” she shouted. Her abused voice broke like shattered glass, and she heard the raw fury bleed out. “You ran! You left us all to die!”

Myrnin flinched. He looked away, down at what he’d been doing at the lab table, and she saw that he’d prepared a number of slides. “I had my reasons, ” he said. “It’s the long game, Claire. Amelie understands.”

“Amelie got staked in the heart,” she said.

His head slowly rose. “What?”

“Bishop bought off her tribute, Jason. Jason staked her.”

“No.” It was a bare thread of sound. Myrnin shut his eyes. “No, that can’t be. She knew—I told her—”