After the Downfall

“What?”

“Nothing. Let it go.”

“When you start to say something like that, you should finish.”

She sighed. “I suppose you’re right. I almost wish I could help what I feel. It would keep you from mooning around the way you do. At least you don’t paw me all the time, the way a real Lenello would. If you did, I would have to learn to throw you over my shoulder. And who could I learn that from but you? You see what a problem it would be.”

He couldn’t help smiling. She had a barbed wit when she felt like turning it loose. “If you want to learn to throw people, even people my size, I can teach you.”

He thought she would say no, not wanting to give him any excuse to get his hands on her. But she nodded. “That might be useful. Lenelli aren’t the only troublemakers around here. We have thieves and robbers of our own.”

“Sometimes, if someone comes with a sword or knife, better to give what he wants,” Hasso said. “Don’t be stupid. You can get killed for no good reason if you are stupid.”

“I understand,” Drepteaza answered. “Is there ever a good reason to get killed?”

“You ask a soldier, remember. Sometimes it’s worse for everyone else – and for you, too – if you run away instead.” How many men, friends and enemies alike, had Hasso seen making that same unhappy choice? A lot of soldiers – most of them – died from being in the wrong place at the wrong time. But some chose their time and place, and died trying to keep the bastards on the other side from doing something nasty. And sometimes it made a difference, and sometimes it didn’t. You couldn’t know ahead of time. You did what you did, that was all.

“Am I big enough to throw you around if I have to?” Drepteaza asked, derailing his train of thought.

“To throw someone my size, anyway. I throw Lenelli much bigger than me. Maybe throwing me is harder, because I know what you do before you do it,” Hasso answered.

“I see.” She nodded. “How does someone small throw someone larger, though?”

“Size is not the trick. The trick is knowing what to do.” Hasso muttered to himself. He wanted to say leverage, but he had no idea how, either in Bucovinan or in Lenello.

“I hope you’re right. Let me go change into breeches, so I can get thrown around without embarrassing myself.”

Hasso laughed in surprise. “What about the baths?”

“The baths are the baths. This is different,” Drepteaza said.

“Why?”

“I don’t know. I never thought about it, but it is. Doesn’t your country have customs that wouldn’t make any sense to an outsider? The gods know the Lenelli do.”

“Maybe we do. I’m sure we do.” Hasso sketched a salute. “All right. Go change, then. I meet you in the fencing practice room.”

“See you there.” Drepteaza got up and left the table.

As Hasso walked down the corridor, he almost ran into Dumnez. His driver said, “Hello. I’m going to be one of the people getting dragon bones. We set out tomorrow.”

“No!” The Wehrmacht officer clapped a hand to his forehead. “You can’t! You mustn’t! Somebody screws up to let you.”

“Why shouldn’t I? I want to give the Lenelli one in the teeth, same as everybody else does,” Dumnez said. “This has to do that some kind of way. It’s too important not to.”

“But you know about gunpowder. You shouldn’t go where they might catch you.” Security! Hasso was sure Lord Zgomot would see it when it got pointed out to him. He’d worried about Sca

Dumnez looked mutinous. “They won’t catch me.”

“True. You don’t go, so they don’t catch you,” Hasso said. Dumnez tried to slip past him, but Hasso grabbed his arm. For a moment, he wondered if he would need his dirty-fighting talents. Taking on somebody he outweighed by more than thirty kilos wasn’t close to fair, but if Dumnez grabbed a knife. . To forestall him, Hasso added, “We talk to Lord Zgomot. If you don’t listen to me, you listen to him, right?”

“He won’t waste time on the likes of me,” Dumnez said.

“He does – he will – for this,” Hasso said. “Come on.”

He had to talk his way past the stewards and chamberlains who shielded any ruler from the slings and arrows of outrageous reality. But, even though gunpowder wasn’t magic, it was a magic word. It got Hasso and Dumnez through to the Lord of Bucovin in short order. Zgomot listened, pondered, and spoke: “The foreigner is right, Dumnez. You stay here. Is anyone else who knows about gunpowder going?”

“I don’t think so, Lord,” Dumnez replied.

“Go find out. If anybody is, pull him off,” Zgomot said. “Good thing you bumped into Hasso. We don’t want to take chances we don’t have to.” Dumnez gave the Wehrmacht officer a sour look, but he didn’t argue with his sovereign.

And Hasso wasn’t very late to the fencing room. He apologized to Drepteaza, explaining what had happened. “That wouldn’t have been good,” she agreed, and then got down to business. “So. You’re going to throw me around, are you?”

“Yes. You know how to land soft?”

“I think so.”

“All right. We go slow at first.”

He showed her how to flip a man. He didn’t take any undue liberties with her person when he flipped her. He was sure he bruised her, though she did land well. She was strong for her size, and well coordinated. He’d thought she would catch on fast, and he was right. It wasn’t hard – grab, turn, duck, twist, heave.

“Now I come at you,” he said, and he did. When she flipped him, he didn’t do anything to try to stop her. He went over on his back, and got a bruise or two of his own.

“You let me do that.” Her voice was accusing. “You even helped.”

“Well, sure,” he said as he climbed to his feet. “You have to learn.” He tried not to think about the feel of her against him. “I went easy with King Bottero’s master-at-arms at first, too.”

“So he knows these flips?” Drepteaza said.

“Not any more. He’s dead.”

“Oh.” That seemed to satisfy her. “Let’s try it again. Faster this time?”

“A little,” Hasso agreed. He went over her shoulder and thudded down. “Oof! That’s good.”

Drepteaza smiled. “It is! Again!”

Hasso picked up more bruises. He couldn’t have cared less. “You will be sudden death on two legs,” he said. Drepteaza positively beamed.

XXIV

When Hasso started working with gunpowder and catapults, Lord Zgomot changed his mind and suggested that he move away from Falticeni for a while. Hasso didn’t say no. The Lord of Bucovin had two excellent reasons on his side. One was not showing everybody in a good-sized city what Bucovin was up to. The other was not u

The place where Hasso ensconced himself was more than a farm and less than an estate. Maybe it was as close as the Bucovinans could come to a Lenello-style estate. It had a big, fancy house – but one with a thatched roof. Several peasant families who worked the fields and tended stock in the meadows lived in cottages not far from the big house. The house and land belonged to Zgomot himself. The place was more than thirty kilometers away from Falticeni – far enough to let Hasso and his men make as much noise as they needed to.

Rautat and Drepteaza went with him. The underofficer translated for him with carpenters and catapult makers when his Bucovinan ran dry. The priestess did some of that, too. She also taught him more of the natives’ language. And she seemed intent on learning all the dirty fighting he knew how to teach.

‘“Sudden death on two legs,’“ she quoted. “That’s what I want.”

“You’re on your way,” Hasso said. She wasn’t as strong as he was, and she didn’t have his reach. But she was a long way from a weakling, and she was fast as a striking snake. She could hurt him, and she had, more than once. He’d knocked her about, too; once you started practicing anywhere close to full speed, that was bound to happen. Thumping down on thick grass in a meadow hurt less than the rammed-earth floor of the fencing room had.