Dead To Me

When he turned toward the door as the train pulled into the next station, I stood and barked, “Hey! What did you say about Vegas? What’s that got to do with anything?”

Gaynor coughed his earthy cough and glanced over at Co

Co

Gaynor shrugged. “Beats me,” he said before brushing aside my hands. “You might want to keep yer kid here in line. He might last longer.”

With a final cackle, Gaynor turned toward the exit. As the doors slid open, he looked back over his shoulder and winked at me.

“Smile, kid, it won’t mess up your hair.”

The old man shuffled off the train and disappeared into the crowd. His earthy scent faded as people pushed and shoved to get on, stepping over the dislodged ventilation cover lying on the floor.

“What thehell was that all about?” I asked.

“I’m not sure,” Co

“I’m out twenty dollars!”

“Expense it,” he said flatly.

“But-”

“Look,” Co

“Hiskind?” I asked.

Co

The doors dinged closed and the train took off beneath the city once again.

“So,” I said, “it’s up to us to figure out what the Vegas trail is. I really don’t think the Department’s going to okay an impromptu trip to Nevada for either of us. Not that I wouldn’t welcome the change of scenery…”

“I’ll ask Quimbley,” Co

14

“I really shouldn’t be cavorting with the enemy,” the Sectarian Defense League’s Jane said with a vicious smile from across the table. “But that’s what us cultists are all about, right? Embracing temptation and not always doing the right thing?”

I was as surprised as anyone to be sitting at Mesa Grill across the table from Faisal Bane’s right-hand woman, but Dave Davidson had arranged a little reconciliatory powwow between the D.E.A. and the Sectarians. Since I had been the one who had rashly taken my bat to their reception desk, Co

Negotiation wasn’t really my strong point (hence the bat incident), and in coming to this di

I relaxed after inspecting my third glass of wine in a row for any obvious signs of poisoning before taking a sip. It worked its magic over me, the sound of craptastic light jazz mixed with the pretheater crowd around us. I found the idea of breaking bread with the enemy terribly uncomfortable. Especially when the enemy’s tight black top left little to the imagination.

Jane’s casual di

Jane looked down at my hands. “Nice gloves.”

I didn’t want to really get into my psychometry with the enemy, so I quickly changed the subject.

“You don’t strike me as the cultist type,” I said. I attacked the chile releno before me. It was true. Cute, flirty, and sassy didn’t really fit the cultist mold I had read about in the pamphlets circulating the office-and that’s what Jane had proved to be over the appetizers.

“Is there a type?” she asked coyly as she poked around the greens and blue corn chips on her plate.

“Well, I don’t want to sound like we stereotype,” I said, “but we do a fair amount of profiling. There are plenty of telltale warning signs of cultism. Ritualistic tattoos or scarification, nocturnal goings-on, joining the church of Scientology. You just don’t fit the bill.”

Her smile widened as if she was relishing her evilness, but then her face crumbled. “It’s that obvious, is it?”

I nodded.

“Look,” I said openly. “I’m not here in any capacity except to smooth things over in the City Hall sense, but you’re totally not what I had expected the Sectarians to send. How does someone like you even fall in with that crowd?”

“Same way I expect people fall in with yours,” she said defensively. When I refused to take umbrage at her words, she softened and continued. “Actually, it all happened a bit oddly, really. Months before coming to work at the Sectarian Defense League, I had been temping, doing all kinds of meaningless jobs for a host of ridiculous companies. Answering phones for law firms, cutting fabric swatches in the Fashion District, hole punching countless binders, playing hours of Solitaire and Minesweeper.”

It sounded wretched. “It sounds wretched,” I said.

“It was okay, honestly. Being a temp is all about being an outsider. It gave me freedom. I never grew too attached to any one job, no matter how promising it might seem, because I knew full well that the next day I’d probably be working in an advertising office sorting headshots for a coffee commercial.”

She stopped going a mile a minute, and averted her eyes back to her food, smiling apologetically.

“Maybe this is a bit more ‘Dear Diary’ than you’d like to hear over di

“No,” I encouraged her, “go on.” Hopefully the wine and letting her guard down might lead to me finding out something useful.

“My whole life I’ve felt like an outsider,” she said, leaning in and lowering her voice, “until the job with the Sectarians came along. Shandra, my handler-handler-geesh, I sound like I worked for the CIA! Anyway, she said there was a new client trying out our temp agency, a potential cash cow. So it was important for me to make a good first impression. ‘A happy client is a repeat client,’ she said. I wasn’t even sure what a Sectarian was, but I knew it was important to Shandra and that was good enough for me. So here I am.”

“Unbelievable,” I said.

I found it ludicrous that a temp had risen so easily to become the right-hand woman to one of the most dangerous cultists in the Tri-State Area. I could be with my department for years and never come that close to the seat of power! It didn’t seem fair that she had garnered such a lofty position by sheer chance. That type of job should have gone to someone like the old badass version of me. I used to have evil down pat.

“So they just jobbered you into a cultists’ rights organization and threw you headlong into evil?”

Jane laughed, covering her mouth. “Oh, no! The first week was a bit boring actually. A lot of filing, transferring of calls, typical office stuff, and then there was the incident where Mr. Bane’s original assistant director-a horror show of a woman-just disappeared. Not much of a loss if you ask me. I didn’t care for her from the start, honestly.”

“Why? Was shetoo evil?” I asked. I wondered if the forces of Darkness got all snippy with each other around the water cooler.

“No, Mr. Snarky,” Jane said, “but as Mr. Bane’s go-to girl, she knew she could be a condescending bitch and get away with it.” She blushed. “Then one day, she was just…gone.”