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“Gin and tonic.”
They got their drinks and sat down by the pool. Clinking glasses, they gri
“Where’s Audrey this summer?” asked Hank after they’d toasted several other high-school escapades.
“Back in Geneva. I was go
“She’s a real nice girl. That was fun seeing you all in the Rail that night.”
“Yeah. I want to talk to you some more about the flying saucer thing.”
“Oh, no.”
“It’s really true, Hank. Look at this.” Conrad took the flying-wing picture out of his wallet.
“Could be a saucer,” agreed Hank after a brief inspection. “Or it could be a plane heading toward the camera. Where’d you get it?”
“Caldwell took it, out in our front yardon my tenth birthday .”
Hank shook his head impatiently. “I don’t see why it’s so all-fired important for you to think you’re from a flying saucer, Conrad. Your folks aren’t that bad. You act like a kid who thinks he’s an adopted prince.”
“Old man Skelton!” exclaimed Conrad. “That’s it! We’ll sneak in there tonight and steal that crystal he has. I’ve been dreaming about it ever since I found this picture. Maybe I can use the crystal for a definitive proof!”
Hank sipped his drink and gave a slow laugh of appreciation. “OK. Another Bunger-Larsen caper. Just like old times. ButI’m not going to get caught holding the bag on this one.You do the sneaking. Old Skelton shot him a robber just last year, I do recall.”
“Don’t worry, Hank, I’ll go in. Mr. Skelton can’t hurt me. I’ll just shrink if I have to. I wonder if Caldwell’s ready to hit the road.”
“Don’t bet on it.”
The party was breaking up now, but Caldwell and Tacy were still slow-dancing by the pool. As Conrad approached them, he could sense the working of Caldwell’s keen mind. With a sudden lurch, Caldwell managed to pull himself and Tacy into the pool. Great splashing and laughter.
“Ooh, Cal’well, you all right, hu
“Sure.” Caldwell gri
“Ah can toss yoah clothes into our dryer. Can you wait that looong?”
Caldwell gave Conrad a meaningful glance.
“I really have to get back to Hank’s,” offered Conrad. “He promised his mom he’d be back by—” “I can’t ride in the car all wet like this,” snapped Caldwell. Another signaling glance.
“Well ... uh, I wonder if you could maybe stay here for a while and I’ll come back for you? Could you give me your keys?” “All right. But drive carefully.” All the other guests were gone now. Still in the water, Tacy and Caldwell kept touching each other. “Cal’well can sleep in the gues’ room, Conrad. You just go home and call us tomorrah mornin’.”
The two brothers exchanged smiles. Everything was working out perfectly. Hank and Conrad got in the MG. “Hey, Hank, you want me to show you how I slalomed this hill that time?”
“Go, Bo Diddley.”
The two boys crouched and froze, waiting for a reaction. But all was quiet: Skelton’s big brick house, the rolling pastureland, the distant suburban split-levels, the thin crescent moon overhead.
They’d popped open one of the dining room windows. Right in there, not more than fifteen feet off, Conrad could make out a dark patch—the big fireplace, with the mantel where the famous crystal always sat.
“I’m goin’ back to the car,” whispered Hank. They’d left it around a bend in the driveway. “After you’ve been in there a minute, I’ll back her up for a fast getaway.”
“Good. Cover the license plate with one of the bags the beer came in. And don’t leave any empties on the ground. Fingerprints.”
“Right. And don’t you go in there with that tire iron. Armed robbery.”
Conrad handed the tire iron over, and Hank melted into the night. Conrad inched the window the rest of the way up, being careful not to touch the panes. He kept pausing and listening, poised to take flight.
Nothing.
Another minute and he’d eased himself up over the windowsill and into Skelton’s dining room. God, it was dark. If only he didn’t knock over a chair! He should have waited to do this sober—though of course if he’d been sober, he wouldn’t have tried it at all.
Faintly, faintly, he could see the dining table.Skirt that, but don’t bang into the walls. His feet were silent on the thick carpet underfoot. Old Skelton had gotten rich from all the land he’d sold off for the subdivisions. Fu
He heard the low whirr of the MG, backing up the driveway.Hurry!
Another few steps and he bumped into the mantel. He reached out, and with his first grab, he bagged the crystal. From childhood, he knew it by touch: a parallelepiped with hard edges and smooth faces.
Just then, all hell broke loose.
Chapter 19:
Saturday, August 6, 1966 KLA-BRAAAANNNNGGAAANNGAAANNG... .an alarm bell was screaming.SNIKKK ... sudden spotlights blanked out Conrad’s vision. In a spasm of terror, he dropped the crystal and shrank to thumb-size. His clothes and his mask shrank along with him.
There Conrad was, right in front of Skelton’s fireplace, standing next to the fallen crystal. The crystal looked as big as an icebox. There were fast footsteps upstairs.
Could he carry the crystal?Yes . Though tiny, he still had most of his old strength. Conrad hoisted the crystal onto his back and scampered for the window. Hank was right out there in the MG; you could hear him gu
As soon as he got out from under the dining table, Conrad tensed his legs and leaped for freedom. He landed right on the windowsill. Glancing back, he noticed something odd. High in one corner of the room, an automatic camera—the kind Conrad had seen in banks—was grinding away. But there was no time to do anything about it; Skelton was already pounding down his staircase. Another leap and Conrad was safe in the creases of the MG’s folded-down top. “Go, man,” shrilled Conrad. “Haul ass!” Hank peeled out. A load of buckshot whizzed past, but then they were safely around the bend in the driveway. Conrad hopped into the passenger seat and got big again.
They headed straight for Hank’s just a few miles off—and hid the car in the garage. A minute later they were in Hank’s bedroom, jabbering as adrenaline coursed through them. Conrad fumbled a cigarette lit, talking the whole time. “There was a camera in there, that’s what I can’t believe, spotlights and a camera mounted up ...”
“He got your picture? Little like that? Christ almighty, you looked like Mighty Mouse flyin’ out of there; you really weren’t shitting me, but ...” “It’s going to be on TV, I know it; maybe no one’ll recognize me, but why in God’s name did Skelton have that set up so—”
“For thealiens , son. Skelton always knew the crystal comes from a saucer, and he’s been waitin’ all these—”
“Shit, that’s right, my cover’s blown, my ass is—”
“Just glad I didn’t get shot for this dumb turd—”
“Calm down, won’t you, I have to get out of town before the cops and saucers come roaring down to—” “Youcalm down, asshole, cops can’t find us. Skelton couldn’t have seen the car, it was too dark, and the plates were covered, you had that silly-ass snot-rag on your face, and—”
“The flame-people aren’t going to like it, Hank, they don’t want anyone to know that—”
“Skelton’s so fucking nuts no one is going to give a squat, they’ll say it’s fake like any other UFO that—”
“I just hope they don’t terminate my mission, is all. I like being on Earth.”
They paused to catch their breath.
“Let me see that crystal, Paunch.”
Conrad handed it over. “I’d remembered it as being bigger than this. I saw it plenty of times when I was little. Pop was friends with Mr. Skelton, you know. He’s a pretty nice guy.”