Gust Front

«That's crazy,» Mike argued, thinking about the first part of the statement.

«Why?» asked John with a laugh. «They've got a real war to worry about. They don't have to worry about the 'War on Drugs.' «

«No,» said Mike with a touch of impatience. «I was talking about the Sub-Urbs. The work on them is hardly complete. I don't see them being able to take tens of thousands of geriatric invalids! Who the hell is going to care for them there?»

«Search me,» said Honest John, putting words into action as he patted his pockets. «Damn,» he muttered, swaying to his feet. «I gotta go back to the ship an' get some more weed.» He took one step forward and fell in the water. He came up spluttering and looked around. «Where's those damn dolphins when you need them?» he said blearily.

Mike shaded his eyes against the westering sun and smiled. «Be filled with joy; salvation is at hand,» he quipped and pointed at the opening where the group of humans and cetaceans had just hove into view.

«Hey Herman!» shouted Honest John. «Give a poor drunk trader a fin, buddy!» He grabbed a dangling rope and smiled up at Mike happily. «To think I could have been in-processing right now.»

Mike nodded in mock soberness. «I gotta agree that might not have been a great idea.»

CHAPTER 26

The Pentagon, VA, United States of America, Sol III

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«You know, General,» said General Horner, with a characteristic antihumor frown, «I gotta wonder if this was the greatest idea.»

Taking a look around the in-processing station, General Taylor was forced to wonder the same thing. Even if Horner had said it in jest.

Shortly after the change of command structures, one of General Horner's computer geeks pointed out that the recall program had been misdesigned. Any serious student of modern militaries could recognize that there were, of necessity, two general types of officers: warriors and paper pushers. There were a few officers, such as Jack Horner, who were superlative in both areas. But they were few and far between. Most officers were very good at one or the other, but not both.

The reason for a fighting army to have warriors in the officer ranks was obvious. But there was a viable reason for paper pushers as well. Armies float on a sea of paper. The logistic problems of Napoleonic armies had been solved, but only at the expense of constant information flow that required humans in the loop. Humans who were much more comfortable making decisions on the basis of a spreadsheet than a map. Humans who found a more efficient way to load trucks, well, exciting.

But bureaucracies are like hedges: beautiful when pampered and trimmed and ugly as hell when left to run riot. A military filled with warriors slags into a scrapheap as the warriors vie for command slots and neglect their paperwork. A military filled with paper pushers bloats out of control as the paper pushers create new empires to lord over.

The upcoming war with the Posleen was, admittedly, going to require lots and lots of bean counters. But the previous perso

However, most of the first «crop» was . . . a little on the moldy side.

* * *

«What're you in for?»

The questioner was a tall, trim man in his early seventies. He vaguely recognized the man next to him, but could not quite place the face.

The man in question took a suck off the oxygen tube in his nose and wheezed out a reply. «I got the Medal in Holland,» he croaked. The statement set off a paroxysm of coughing that trailed into laughter. «They're go

«You go

«Sure,» said the emphysemic once he had reestablished control. «As long as the damn ceremony don't go on too long. What'd they get you for? I don't recognize you from any of the meetings.» The last was accusatory. The group consisted mostly of Medal of Honor wi

«I made it on points,» said the tall former lieutenant colonel. He'd never thought he'd be wearing Army green again; it was almost ludicrous. Hell, there were more people who wanted him offed in the Puzzle Palace than in the rest of the globe. If they ever organized, his ass was as good as dead.

The emphysemic just grunted and went back to listening to the brass drone. He thought he knew who was who, but then realized that the black guy was in charge. Hell of a world.

«Who's the jig?» the WW II paratrooper asked and coughed for his efforts. He rattled the bottle to get it to deliver a decent amount of oxygen but it didn't help.

His former inquisitor just laughed.

«In conclusion,» said General Taylor, «I'll just mention a few things about where you should expect to be placed. Most of you are thinking, 'Hell, I've got the Medal. They don't dare let me get killed.' All I can say to that is, sorry. This is the real and the bad and the scary. I can't afford to waste warriors on bond tours and rear-area paper pushing. You can expect to be placed with Line forces and shuttled from front to front for emergency reaction forces. You are going to be the tip of the spear, always the men in the breach.

«Face it, most of you screwed up over and over again to win the awards that are on your chest.» This last brought a note of often hacking laughter from the two hundred or so in the meeting room. «If I had to be there, I couldn't think of a better group to have at my side or behind me. So it is the least I can do for my soldiers.»

«There are,» he finished, «a lot of things going wrong in the Ground Forces today, and throughout America. Our job is to fix them. And we are going to.»

CHAPTER 27

No-Name-Key, FL, United States of America, Sol III

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With great ceremony Harry pressed the «on» button. There was a buzz from the crowd enjoying alcohol and appetizers as the thirty-inch television blossomed into life, showing the CBS evening news.

He bowed to the humorous applause, then walked to the back of the bar where Mike and Honest John were continuing a ru

The weekly party was in full swing as the mosquitoes closed in on the pub. In one corner the youngsters from throughout the mid-Keys region played and argued as the teenagers danced. A table down the middle of the room was half covered with dishes brought in by families. Most of them consisted of various ways to prepare conch. The pièce de résistance, two man-sized black groupers, a butterflied yellow-fin tuna and three bushels of lobster tails, was grilling outside.

Mike and family had contributed to the haul. Honest John had accepted Mike's charter for the remainder of their stay and the boat had sailed out daily for fishing and diving adventures. Mike had returned laden with lobster and a variety of species of fish, while Sharon and Cally had collected inshore species with the dolphins and Karen. Despite his intent to spend time with Cally and Sharon, they had been drawn to the inshore and the dolphins while he had been drawn to the sailing, fishing and diving offshore.

The expert captain proved that it was not necessary to have a «tuna boat» to catch tuna, as he and Mike hit the yellow-fin run in the Stream. Mike had been thrilled by the explosive strikes of the streamlined eating machines, while John and the Key co-op had been thrilled by the high-quality protein; freshly caught tuna was a valuable trade meat.