Fang

“Why can’t we go to the NASCAR track?” Gazzy whined. “I think there’s a lot more that we could learn there.”

Fang nodded. “Gotta agree with Gazzy on that one. Physics. Geometry. Marketing, Advertising. Sociology.”

“You’re just lucky I’m not sending you guys to the zoo. You’ll take the art museum and love it.”

“I just don’t get what bird kids need to know about art,” Iggy said grumpily. Okay, so Iggy had a good reason to be complaining, what with not being able to see art and all.

“Well, I don’t either, to tell you the truth. That’s the whole point. There’s a reason that people flock to look at a bunch of useless things sitting in a building. We’re going to find out what it is.”

We landed in a grassy clearing away from the walking paths, then sauntered over to the nearby art institute. “Aren’t you afraid someone might find us here?” Nudge asked, looking warily at the school buses pulling up to the parking lot.

“I think an art museum is the last place in the world you’d look to find a bird kid.”

The reason? We’d never been to one. Didn’t seem like the place to head for survival. Now that I was actually in one, I saw that I’d been way off base.

Clean bathrooms. Cafeteria. Dozens of deserted corners, galleries, hallways, and back stairs where you could hide for hours, maybe even days. Outdoor courtyards for flying exercise. Huge mega-galleries with two-story-high ceilings that would be great for indoor flying. In an emergency, weapons would be available in the hall of medieval armor. The educational center had computers and books, and the gift shop had cool stuff for the younger kids – puzzles, games, arts and crafts…

Fang interrupted my reverie. “So what’s the plan?”

“Stay in pairs,” I directed. “Nudge and Angel, Gazzy and Iggy -”

“And Fang and Max,” Iggy finished in a mocking singsongy voice.

I ignored him. “Meet back here at the ticket desk in an hour and a half. And come with answers to these questions.” I pulled out a piece of paper I’d jotted notes on earlier in the day. “Okay. Each of you should tell us something you learned about history, about yourself, and about one or more of us.”

The flock looked at me blankly.

“We only have an hour and a half to practically discover, like, the meaning of life?” Fang asked.

“Why not? We’ve had to do harder stuff to survive,” I pointed out. “And besides – you never know. Someday we might have only a few seconds to figure out the meaning of life.”

23

FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS way more interested in NASCAR less than an hour ago, Fang sure seemed to be getting into the art museum. I mean way into.

“Were you, like, Indiana Jones or something in a former life?” I quipped as Fang dragged me through the fifth or sixth hall of ancient artifacts.

“Maybe,” Fang said in a faraway voice as he gazed at a birdlike ritual mask made by the – I squinted at the placard – Senufo tribe. We’d been through the Egyptian, Greek/Etruscan, Roman, pre-Columbian, and Native American collections, and now we were into African art.

“Aren’t you sick of broken pots and hatchets yet?” I asked him.

“What’s your hurry?” Fang turned and looked me in the eye. “Or d’you think that if you can’t save the world with it, it’s not worth your time?”

“Look, I have to find answers to my own questions or I lose leader credibility. And I haven’t found them here. I’m thinking maybe a da Vinci would be useful. He was pretty smart, from what I’ve heard.”

“Don’t think so much, Max. This is supposed to be about feeling stuff, not finding answers, right?”

Did I hear him correctly? Fang talking about feeling stuff?

Maybe there was something special about this place.

I knew Nudge and Angel had started off in the historicgarments gallery, and I figured they’d never leave a room full of eighteenth-century court dresses and Victorian ball gowns. So I was kind of surprised when we crossed paths near the Impressionist room.

“Predictable,” Fang whispered. “Pretty pastel-colored paintings of landscapes, flowers, and ballerinas.”

Those two were so completely zoned into the pictures that we tiptoed right by them. They didn’t even notice. What was it that Angel was so hypnotized by? I casually glanced at the placard to get the artist’s name. Mary Cassatt. I saw picture after picture by this painter of beautiful mothers with beautiful children. All soft, warm, comforting.

And I saw a tiny, tiny tear roll down Angel’s cheek.

Of all places to run into Gazzy and Iggy: the gallery where the canvases were big and the colors were wild, angry, free, and – well, explosive. The security person informed me it was called the “abstract expressionism” space.

“What are you guys doing here?” I asked. “Thought you’d be in the armory.”

“Well, it’s the easiest place for me to describe what I’m seeing to Iggy,” Gazzy explained.

“You’ve gotta be kidding,” Fang said, pointing to a painting made up of random splatters and lines. “Seems like the hardest place to be describing stuff. ’Cause there are no… actual… pictures here.”

“I can detect color fields, remember?” Iggy reminded us. “And then Gazzy just makes up the rest. What he thinks the picture represents.”

“Yeah, like that one over there?” The Gasman gestured to a composition that looped and splashed around two yellow circles. “It says Untitled #5, but I call it Happy Breakfast: Take two gigundous su

It was sweet of Gazzy to interpret, but God, did I wish Iggy could see with his own two eyes.

“Okay, everyone, time to report,” I a

I still didn’t have answers to my own questions, but one of the good things about being the leader is you can sometimes get away with not doing your own assignments. “Who wants to go first?”

Nudge, the eternal good sport, volunteered. “In the garment gallery we learned about corsets. ugh! Max, did you know that they could squeeze people to death?” Hmm, I should’ve restricted undergarments from the assignment. “I also learned that Angel can’t stand to look at any pictures with bad stuff in them, like devils or people or animals getting killed. Including dragons,” she went on. “And, um, about myself, I learned I like the photography the best. Imagination is great and all, but I like real people more.”

“A-plus, Nudge. Extra credit for that surprising insight on Angel.” Angel gave me a look like I was being mean. She was probably right. “Gazzy?”

“In the armory I learned the earliest gunpowder formula – coal, salt, pepper, and sulfur – and it was first written down in the year 1044.” I was pretty sure Gazzy already knew every formula for every explosive in history, but oh well. “And I decided that Iggy sees a lot less than he lets on. Also, I learned that I have a good imagination.”

“Sure you do, Gazzy, but didn’t we all know that?” I pointed out.

“If you did, you never told me,” he said poutily. Note to self: Must do better at encouraging flock.

“Fang? What say you, wise man?”

“Well, did you guys know the Rosetta Stone is, like, way more than a computer program? It’s actually this kind of awesome hieroglyphics-decoder-type rock. And about the flock, I discovered that in some parts of the world, if us bird kids had appeared hundreds of years ago, they literally would have thought we were gods. That’s pretty cool. And about me? I realized… I’d really like to travel the world. See different cultures, live in a tribe. I’m thinking Papua New Guinea or somewhere.”

“Yeah?” I raised an eyebrow. “Well, have fun with that. I think the flock’s seen enough of the globe lately.”