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He saluted Chester smartly. "Mr. Henderson? I believe that your representatives are ready?"
"Yes," he said, looking warily at the helicopter. "Where are you taking them?"
"To heaven, sir."
Chester pointed. "In that?"
"Surplus cargo, sir. We don't waste anything. And now, if your people are ready? Yali is waiting."
"Yali? Who is Yali?"
The man with the clipboard clucked disapprovingly. "He is your intermediary. Certainly you don't think you can get an ap
pointment with God on such short notice? Be happy for a chance to speak with His district Manager. Are we ready?"
"One moment." Chester spoke softly and hurriedly to his five representatives. "I remember a little about the New Guinea heaven. It was very European. Don't let that throw you. The important thing is the questions. Good luck."
Gina reached out for his hand, and he took it for a moment, squeezed, then let it fall. "We won't let you down, Chester," she promised. He nodded silently, his grin a lopsided slash.
The Garners followed their host into the helicopter. The door slammed shut, the engine revved, and in a cloud of dust it lifted off and vanished into the wounded sky.
Chester watched the crack seal shut, swallowing them. "Now it's wait," he muttered. "It's just wait."
Chapter Nineteen
NECK RIDDLES
"We will be arriving in Heaven in approximately three minutes," the man with the clipboard said. He had already taken their names down in a precise hand. His name was Gengai.
There was nothing to see but dense blue fog which strobed light. Leigh sat across the aisles from Griffin, elbows balanced on knees and chin balanced on fists. Griffin leaned toward him. "Well? What do you think we're in for?"
"Some kind of test of wits. Neck riddles, probably." "Neck riddles?"
Acacia bumped him on the shoulder with her palm. "Neck riddles. In olden days, a convicted felon was sometimes challenged to answer a series of riddles. If he won, he gained his freedom."
"Sounds like a good deal. What did the local king get out of it?"
"Jollies, mostly. Imagine a poor half-starved and half-flogged-
to-death prisoner standing in chains at the Royal Court riddling for his life. Sometimes the prisoners did have something to lose. Hanging versus burning, for instance."
"How does that apply to us? It's only Chester's neck on the block this time."
"It's everybody's. Without a Lore Master to lead us, we don't stand much of a chance. Lopez knows that, and he knows we know it, and believe me, he'll take advantage of it."
The blue fog cleared, and there were white clouds above and ahead of them. One billowing cloudscape bore a classically boxy-looking two-story house. As they "climbed" to the level of the cloud Griffin felt his load of Coca-Cola become buoyant, and knew that the copter was actually losing altitude.
They landed. The door swung down for them. The five Garners stepped down into knee-high white fog. The surface underfoot was spongy. The house nearby had white clay shingles and bamboo shades on its windows.
Strains of vaguely martial music drifted from within. Griffin recognized the overture to Bizet's Carmen. He hummed along, wondering where the insanity would end.
At the door they were greeted by a European manservant in coat and tails, who bid them enter with Old World formality. Gengai led them through a narrow hallway plush with white carpeting. Not a stick of furniture marred the path, so that when their guide turned left into an open doorway, Griffin was unprepared for what he saw.
The room was opulent. The ceiling was lost in distance; the walls seemed to go up forever. Two of the four walls were covered in bookshelves, a third wall was an enormous world map. The fourth was hung with reproductions of classic works of art. Griffin recognized a Picasso, two Dalis, a Frazetta. Frazetta? Well, why shouldn't God borrow from the future to decorate his rooms? But the paintings didn't really complement each other.
The room was furnished with wrought iron chairs interwoven with wicker and padded with leather. The total effect was fabulous and slightly off-center, as if the designer was only partially familiar with the culture he was imitating.
They took chairs near the center of the room. "I don't like this," Acacia said. "It's too polite. We're supposed to be lulled." Griffin drummed his fingers on the chair's arm. He could pick out titles on the shelves, and they were the same bizarre hodge
podge as the chairs and the paintings. There was a set of Encyclopaedia Brita
Footsteps in the doorway. Griffin found himself straightening self-consciously in his seat. He refused to go so far as twisting around to see who was there.
"Good afternoon." The man's voice was cultured, studiedly so. The footsteps came closer, and the figure passed into his peripheral vision and to the wall map. "I trust that it is afternoon on Earth? Ah, good. And your trip was comfortable? Fine, fine."
He was a middle-aged black man, larger and stronger than most New Guinea natives. He wore a tropical shirt and razor-creased white plantation pants. He clasped his hands behind his back and fairly pranced from side to side, personal energy radiating from him like waves of heat
"I am Yali, and I would like to welcome you to Heaven. I hope you will enjoy your stay." He laughed heartily, as at a private joke. "Yes, I most certainly hope you do. After all, some of you may stay forever. It is a nice place, actually, one of those infinitely rare situations where one is rewarded commensurately to one's efforts. Surely that is Heaven by any man's definition?" Again the vastly amused guffaw.
"Now that we are all friends, do have lunch with me, won't you?" Yali clapped his hands, and two beautiful dark women haloed in pale auras wheeled in twin carts laden with food.
Oliver ran his tongue lightly over his lips. "I hope this isn't a trick. Suddenly I am famished."
"Me three," Gina echoed.
"No tricks," Yali assured them. "Please. Enjoy."
The two carts locked together, and flaps folded out from the sides to form a buffet... of Spam, ca
Acacia leaned close to Griffin. "It looks as if this whole place was designed by pulling random pages out of 1950's women's magazines."
"Frightening, isn't it?" Griffin chose a light meal, refused a charitably offered Coca-Cola, and returned to his seat.
YaM bounced up and down on his toes, gri
Yali was unable to restrain his enthusiasm any longer. "I do not wish to interrupt your meal, but just as your mouths must be fed, so must your minds." He tapped his head with a forefinger. "Do you all agree?" There were no dissenting opinions, and that was enough for Yali. "I am sure you are wondering who I am, and how I earned such a position of honor in Heaven."
"All right, YaM, consider us mystified." Acacia ate while she listened.
"I was born in the Ngaing bush area of Sor, a member of the Walaliang patrician and the Tabinung matriclan. During World War Two, Europeans came and promised my people that if we fought the Japanese we would be given all of the things that the Europeans had-electric lights, automobiles, metal tools, ti