Towing Jehovah

Hope motioned for the gorgeous and curvaceous Dorothy Lamour — Myron Kovitsky in wig, makeup, evening gown, and latex breasts — to join him on stage. Smiling, blowing kisses, Lamour slithered across the canteen, accompanied by choruses of wolf whistles.

“Just wanted you boys to see what you’re fighting for.” Another Hope classic. “Yesterday, Crosby and I were—”

“Attention, everyone! Attention!” A breathless voice broke from the loudspeakers, popping and fizzing like a draught of Moxie encountering an ice cube. “This is Admiral Spruance on Enterprise! Great news, men! Barely four hours ago, sixteen army B-25s took off from the carrier Hornet under the command of Lieutenant Colonel James H. Doolittle and dropped over fifty demolition bombs on the industrial heart of Tokyo!”

Whoops and applause resounded through the Midnight Sun Canteen.

“The extent of the damage is not known,” Spruance’s portrayer continued, “but President Roosevelt is calling the Doolittle raid ‘a major blow to enemy morale’!”

The war reenactors stomped their feet. Bewildered but eager to please, the hostesses set down their sandwich trays and cheered.

“That is all, men!”

When the tumult died away, the spotlight pivoted toward the northeast corner, just as So

At the next table over, a perky redheaded hostess was busy earning her salary, sharing a Coca-Cola with a chunky sailor in his early forties.

“…not supposed to ask where you’re going,” the hostess was saying as Oliver tuned in their conversation.

“That’s right,” the sailor replied. “The Japs have spies everywhere.”

“But I can ask where you’re from.”

“Georgia, ma’am. Little town called Peach Landing.”

“Really?”

“Newark, actually.”

“Golly, I never met anyone from Georgia.” The hostess batted her eyes. “Got a girl, sailor?”

“Sure do, ma’am.”

“Carry her picture with you, by any chance?”

“Yes, ma’am.” With a sheepish grin the sailor pulled his wallet from his bell-bottoms and, slipping out a small photograph, handed it to the hostess. “Her name’s Mindy Sue.”

“She looks real sweet, sailor. Does she blow you?”

“What?”

At 1815 hours, the unmistakable roar of a PBY flying boat’s Pratt and Whitney engines passed over the Midnight Sun Canteen, rattling the Frydenlund bottles. A delicious anticipation flooded through Oliver. Surely this was Wade McClusky, heading for the nearest fjord in Strawberry Eight. Surely the Valparaíso had been spotted.

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“Speaking of mares,” said Flume as Hope and Crosby welcomed Frances Langford on stage, “did you know our subs used to carry buckets of horse guts along on their missions?”

Oliver wasn’t sure he’d heard correctly. “Buckets of… ?”

“Horse guts. Sometimes sheep guts. That way, whenever the Nazis dropped their depth charges, the sub commander could send the stuff to the surface, and the enemy would think he’d scored a hit!”

“What an amazing war,” said Pembroke, sighing with admiration.

“I’m in the mood for love,” sang Frances Langford.

“Baby, you came to the right place!” a randy sailor shouted.

“Simply because you’re near me…”

The front door flew open, and a small gale swept through the Midnight Sun Canteen. Blue with cold, Wade McClusky’s craggy portrayer strode inside and marched over to Oliver’s table. Ice crystals glittered on his flight jacket. Snow sat on his shoulders like a prodigious case of dandruff.

“Jeez, am I glad to see you!” shouted Oliver, slapping the group leader on the back. “Any luck?”

Smiling, blowing kisses, Frances Langford launched into her signature tune, “Embraceable You.”

“Gimme a lousy minute.” McClusky pulled a pack of Wrigley’s spearmint from his flight jacket, then slid a stick into his mouth like a doctor inserting a tongue depressor. “Hey, cutie!” he called to the redheaded hostess, who was still drinking Coke with the chunky sailor. “We’ll take a Frydenlund over here!”

“Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you,” sang Frances Langford. “Embrace me, my irreplaceable you…”

“You know, there’s a wonderful story co

“Hope suggested she give ’em a song,” said Flume, “so naturally Frances trotted out ‘Embraceable You.’ And when she looked toward the nearest bed — well, you’ll never guess what she saw.”

“Did you find the Valparaíso?” Oliver demanded. “Did you find the golem?”

“I didn’t find a goddamn thing,” said McClusky, accepting his beer from the hostess.

“She saw a soldier without any arms,” said Pembroke. “Both of ’em had been burned off. Isn’t that a wonderful story?”

The late-afternoon breeze lifted nuggets of rust from the dunes, hurling them over the starboard bulwark and scattering them across the weather deck like buckshot. Anthony do

Packaged in wax paper, sixty sandwiches lay in neat ranks, files, and layers. Closing his eyes, Anthony inhaled the robust fragrance. Follingsbee’s great breakthrough had occurred less than an hour after the inverse Eucharist, when he’d discovered that their cargo’s epidermis could be mashed into a paste possessing all the best qualities of bread dough. While Rafferty and Chickering had fried the patties, Follingsbee had baked the buns. In Anthony’s view, the fact that he’d be giving his crew not just meat but a facsimile of their favorite cuisine all but guaranteed the mutiny’s end.

The captain leaned over the rail. Today’s emissary from the shantytown was an elderly, cod-faced man, stripped to the waist and wearing black bicycle pants. He sat motionless amid the thick mist and swirling rust, arms outstretched in a gesture of entreaty, ribs bulging from his shriveled torso like bars on a marimba.

“What’s your name?” Anthony called to the starving man.

“Mungo, sir.” The sailor rose and stumbled backward, slumping against the tanker’s thrown propeller like a leprechaun crucified on a gigantic shamrock. “Able Seaman Ralph Mungo.”

“Find your shipmates, Mungo. Tell ’em to report here at once.

“Aye-aye.”

“Give ’em a message.”

“What message?”

“ ‘Van Horne is the bread of life.’ Got that?”

“Aye.”

“Let’s not get carried away,” said Ockham, cupping his palm around Anthony’s shoulder.

“Repeat it,” Anthony ordered the sailor.

“Van Horne is the bread of life.” Mungo pushed off from the orphan screw. Gasping for breath, he staggered away. “Van Horne is the bread…”

Twenty minutes later the mutineers appeared, flopping and crawling across the foggy dunes, and soon the lot of them sat clustered around the propeller. The allegory pleased Anthony. Above: he, Captain Van Horne, master of the Valparaíso, splendid in his dress blues and braided cap. Below: they, abject mortals, groveling in the muck. He wasn’t out to torment them. He had no wish to steal their wills or claim their souls. But now was the time to bring these traitors to heel once and for all, now was the time to bury the Idea of the Corpse in the deepest, darkest hole this side of the Mariana Trench.