Field of Blood

EIGHT . AND PEOPLE ARE ARSEHOLES

I

George McVie was not allowed to drive the calls car. He wasn’t even allowed to sit in the front seat next to Billy, because during one of their arguments he’d gone for the wheel and almost killed them both. Neither he nor Billy spoke to the other in the conventional sense. McVie grunted when he wanted to follow up a radio call; sometimes he shouted when he wanted Billy to call back to the office for a photographer; other than that they said nothing. They had been working nights together for five months and were ready to kill each other.

Billy, with his shoulder-length wet-look perm, was already in the car, tuning the radio and putting his fags on the dashboard, making sure he had change for the burger van. McVie, dressed in a crumpled raincoat and cheap acrylic pullover, stood by the car under a heavy gray sky.

“What d’you mean, she’s not coming?” He glowered across the roof of the car at Paddy with exhausted baggy eyes.

“She isn’t coming out in the calls car tonight, but I asked Farquarson and Father Richards, and they both said it would be fine if I come.”

She tried to smile, but he wasn’t buying it. He looked from her to the building, to the newsroom window and Farquarson’s office, as if expecting to see his boss there, standing at the window, laughing down at him while fucking Heather Allen himself.

“Farquarson said for me to come,” she repeated.

McVie looked at her again, just to be sure that Paddy was indeed as dumpy and not-Heather as he had originally thought. He tutted bitterly, leaning across the roof of the car to her. “Right, you, I’ve got a lot to do tonight. Don’t talk over the radio calls and stay in the car when we get anywhere. I’m not babysitting you all fucking night. Just fucking shut up and we’ll get on fine.”

Paddy stood back, exaggerating her astonishment. “Listen you to me. There is absolutely no call for that sort of rudeness. I’ve been perfectly polite to you, haven’t I?”

McVie glared at her.

“Haven’t I?” She was determined to make him say it. “Have I been polite to you?”

McVie shrugged grudgingly.

“You’re pig ignorant.” She opened the car door and got in.

She had never met Billy before, but he introduced himself, shaking her hand over his shoulder as he smiled at her in the rearview mirror, relishing the sound of someone else fighting with McVie.

They sat there for a moment while McVie fumed, slapping the roof of the car a couple of times. Each time Billy cheerfully waggled his eyebrows at Paddy in the mirror. Finally McVie yanked open the back door and climbed in next to Paddy, angrily pulling the tails of his mackintosh out from under his seat.

“What in the name of fuck does ‘pig ignorant’ mean?”

“You,” Paddy shouted back, sticking her finger in his face, “don’t know how to behave around people.”

Billy muttered amen to that and turned the key, starting the engine. The radio crackled into life, drowning out all hope of a continued dialogue, even a bawled one. They sat for a few minutes listening to long pauses and requests for police cars to go back to the station. Livid at being ganged up on, McVie kicked the back of the seat, and Billy pulled the car out into the street.

Paddy sat back and watched the dark city slip past the window, enjoying the rare sensation of being in a car. They passed by a rough pub in the Salt Market. Two drunk men were wrestling outside, one in a gray leather bomber jacket squeezing the throat of a man in a crombie overcoat, holding him tight in the crook of his elbow, his opponent frantically reaching back, grabbing air, feeling for his attacker’s face. Both men were too old for a dignified street fight, their bellies and stiff legs restricting their movements, turning it into a jerky, adamant dance. Behind them three other men leaned against the pub’s outside wall, watching the fight, detached, as if it were an audition. If Paddy had been standing at a bus stop the sight would have scared the life out of her, but she felt secure in the smart car and able to observe it, imagining herself as a journalist. She had dreamed of this since she was at school, ever since Paddy Meehan got his royal pardon because of the work of a campaigning journalist.

II

It was the first of their nightly rounds. Billy stopped the car in a broad street on the north side lined by industrial warehouses, and McVie got out, slamming the door behind him. His hand was on the door to the police station before he realized that Paddy was at his back.

“Bint, stay in the car.”

“Farquarson told me to go with you, so that’s what I’m doing.”

McVie sighed, shutting his eyes and pausing dramatically, as if being pleasant to Paddy was the hardest call of his life. He reached up and pulled open one of the double doors, leaving it to close in her face.

Inside she found herself in a waiting room with dirty plastic chairs arranged around the walls, some slightly soot-stained where a visitor had used a cigarette lighter on the underside and back. Cheerful posters on the walls carried warnings about pickpockets and burglaries and gas leaks. Two tired young men were slumped disconsolately on the chairs, waiting and waiting and waiting.

Seated behind a high desk was a middle-aged policeman, his pink skin blistered with acne. He dabbed at his neck with a tissue, touching a weeping spot just below his ear, while he wrote in a large black book tilted towards him on the desk.

“God,” Paddy said to McVie when she caught up with him at the desk, “you’re an awful curmudgeon.”

“Who’s a curmudgeon?” The duty officer looked up from his ledger.

“Him,” said Paddy, thumbing at McVie. “He’s a torn-faced misery.”

The officer smiled pleasantly and dabbed again, flinching slightly as the tissue touched open skin.

“What’s going on?” McVie nodded at the big black book on the high desk.

“Nothing. A couple of suicides. One a schoolgirl found in her school uniform in the Clyde. She’d failed her mock O Grades. The other…” He looked down the ledger, guiding his eye with his finger. “A guy hanged himself at Townhead.”

Paddy expected McVie to go for the suicidal schoolgirl. It was the obvious choice: an emotive and tragic story with spin-off articles about the pressure of exams, a grieving family who would almost certainly give a quote about how it was someone else’s fault, and a good excuse to print a picture of a girl in school uniform. McVie flipped open his pad. “Whereabouts in Townhead?”

The desk sergeant was surprised too and had to find the entry in the ledger with his finger again. “Ke

“What’s the name?”

The officer looked at the ledger again. “Eddie McIntyre, but he doesn’t live there. He did it outside a girlfriend’s house.” He ran his finger along the entry. “Her name’s Patsy Taylor.”

McVie wrote down the names and addresses. “Right, Do

The officer flinched, checking behind McVie, reassuring himself that the waiting men couldn’t hear. “I’m not answering on the record.” He hardly moved his lips. “What we don’t want is a repeat of last night.”

McVie nodded. “They going to charge them?”

Do

“What’s the charge?”

Do

McVie leaned into him. “What are the families like?”

“Hmm, aye, well, one- okay. Other one- Wild West,” he said, as if the sin of breaching a professional confidence could be tempered by using broken language.

McVie stepped back from the desk and smiled warmly at the sergeant. “Do