Can You Keep A Secret?

some stupid index. Just look at you!' I gesture at Lissy, who has the biggest grey eyes in the

world, and gorgeous clear pale skin and is frankly stu

severe. 'I mean, who are you going to believe? The mirror or a stupid mindless magazine

article?'

'A stupid mindless magazine article,' says Lissy, as though it's perfectly obvious.

I know she's half joking. But ever since her boyfriend Simon chucked her, Lissy's had really

low self-esteem. I'm actually a bit worried about her.

'Is that the golden proportion of beauty?' says our other flatmate Jemima, tapping into the

room in her kitten heels. She's wearing pale pink jeans and a tight white top and as usual, she

looks perfectly ta

gallery. But all she ever seems to do is have bits of her waxed and plucked and massaged, and

go on dates with city bankers, whose salary she always checks out before she says yes.

I do get on with Jemima. Kind of. It's just that she tends to begin all her sentences 'If you want

a rock on your finger,' and 'If you want an SW3 address,' and 'If you want to be known as a

seriously good di

I mean, I wouldn't mind being known as a seriously good di

just not exactly highest on my list of priorities right now.

Plus, Jemima's idea of being a seriously good di

friends over, decorating the whole flat with twiggy things, getting caterers to cook loads of

yummy food and telling everyone she made it herself, then sending her flatmates (me and

Lissy) out to the cinema for the night and looking affronted when they dare creep back in at

midnight and make themselves a hot chocolate.

'I did that quiz,' she says now, picking up her pink Louis Vuitton bag. Her dad bought it for

her as a present when she broke up with a guy after three dates. Like she was heartbroken.

Mind you, he had a yacht, so she probably was heart-broken.

'What did you get?' says Lissy.

'Eighty-nine.' She spritzes herself with perfume, tosses her long blond hair back and smiles at

herself in the mirror. 'So Emma, is it true you're moving in with Co

'How did you know that?'

'Word on the street. Andrew called Rupes this morning about cricket, and he told him.'

'Are you moving in with Co

'I was about to, honestly. Isn't it great?'

'Bad move, Emma.' Jemima shakes her head. 'Very bad tactics.'

'Tactics?' says Lissy, rolling her eyes. 'Tactics? Jemima, they're having a relationship, not

playing chess!'

'A relationship is a game of chess,' retorts Jemima, brushing mascara onto her lashes.

'Mummy says you always have to look ahead. You have to plan strategically. If you make the

wrong move, you've had it.'

'That's rubbish!' says Lissy defiantly. 'A relationship is about like minds. It's about soulmates

finding each other.'

'Soulmates!' says Jemima dismissively, and looks at me. 'Just remember, Emma, if you want a

rock on your finger, don't move in with Co

Her eyes give a swift, Pavlovian glance to the photograph on the mantelpiece of her meeting

Prince William at a charity polo match.

'Still holding out for Royalty?' says Lissy. 'How much younger is he than you, again,

Jemima?'

'Don't be stupid!' she snaps, colour tinging her cheeks. 'You're so immature sometimes, Lissy.'

'Anyway, I don't want a rock on my finger,' I retort.

Jemima raises her perfectly arched eyebrows as though to say, 'you poor, ignorant fool', and

picks up her bag.

'Oh,' she suddenly adds, her eyes narrowing. 'Has either of you borrowed my Joseph jumper?'

There's a tiny beat of silence.

'No,' I say i

'I don't even know which one it is,' says Lissy, with a shrug.

I can't look at Lissy. I'm sure I saw her wearing it the other night.

Jemima's blue eyes are ru

'Because I have very slender arms,' she says warningly, 'and I really don't want the sleeves

stretched. And don't think I won't notice, because I will. Ciao.'

The minute she's gone Lissy and I look at each other.

'Shit,' says Lissy. 'I think I left it at work. Oh well, I'll pick it up on Monday.' She shrugs and

goes back to reading the magazine.

OK. So the truth is, we do both occasionally borrow Jemima's clothes. Without asking. But in

our defence, she has so many, she hardly ever notices. Plus according to Lissy, it's a basic

human right that flatmates should be able to borrow each others' clothes. She says it's

practically part of the unwritten British constitution.

'And anyway,' adds Lissy, 'she owes it to me for writing her that letter to the council about all

her parking tickets. You know, she never even said thank you.' She looks up from an article

on Nicole Kidman. 'So what are you doing later on? D'you want to see a film?'

'I can't,' I say reluctantly. 'I've got my mum's birthday lunch.'

'Oh yes, of course.' She pulls a sympathetic face. 'Good luck. I hope it's OK.'

Lissy is the only person in the world who has any idea how I feel about visiting home. And

even she doesn't know it all.

FOUR

But as I sit on the train down, I'm resolved that this time will be better. I was watching a

Cindy Blaine show the other day, all about reuniting long-lost daughters with their mothers,

and it was so moving I soon had tears ru

little homily about how it's far too easy to take our families for granted and that they gave us

life and we should cherish them. And suddenly I felt really chastened.

So these are my resolutions for today:

I will not:

Let my family stress me out.

Feel jealous of Kerry, or let Nev wind me up.

Look at my watch, wondering how soon I can leave.

I will:

Stay serene and loving and remember that we are all sacred links in the eternal circle of life.

(I got that from Cindy Blaine, too.)

Mum and Dad used to live in Twickenham, which is where I grew up. But now they've moved

out of London to a village in Hampshire. I arrive at their house just after twelve, to find Mum

in the kitchen with my cousin Kerry. She and her husband Nev have moved out too, to a

village about five minutes' drive from Mum and Dad, so they see each other all the time.

I feel a familiar pang as I see them, standing side by side by the stove. They look more like

mother and daughter than aunt and niece. They've both got the same feather-cut hair -

although Kerry's is highlighted more strongly than Mum's — they're both wearing brightly

coloured tops which show a lot of ta

I notice a bottle of white wine already half gone.

'Happy birthday!' I say, hugging Mum. As I glimpse a wrapped parcel on the kitchen table, I

feel a little thrill of anticipation. I have got Mum the best birthday present. I can't wait to give

it to her!

'Hiya!' says Kerry, turning round in her apron. Her blue eyes are heavily made-up, and round

her neck she's wearing a diamond cross which I haven't seen before. Every time I see Kerry

she has a new piece of jewellery. 'Great to see you, Emma! We don't see enough of you. Do

we, Aunty Rachel?'