Circus of the Damned

“Yeah, yeah, witness testimony is a bitch,” Zerbrowski said.

“Go on, Anita,” Dolph said. It was his way of saying, “Zerbrowski, shut up.” Zerbrowski shut up.

“A person who died as the victim of a violent crime is more confused. Scared shitless, so that sometimes they don’t remember very clearly.”

“But they were there,” Zerbrowski said. He looked outraged.

“Zerbrowski, let her finish.”

Zerbrowski pantomimed locking his lips with a key and throwing the key away. Dolph frowned. I coughed into my hand to hide the smile. Mustn’t encourage Zerbrowski.

“What I’m saying is that I can raise the victim from the dead, but we may not get as much information as you’d expect. The memories we do get will be confused, painful, but it might narrow the field down as to which master vampire led the group.”

“Explain,” Dolph said.

“There are only supposed to be two master vampires in St. Louis right now. Malcolm, the undead Billy Graham, and the Master of the City. There’s always the possibility we’ve got someone new in town, but the Master of the City should be able to police that.”

“We’ll take the head of the Church of Eternal Life,” Dolph said.

“I’ll take the Master,” I said.

“Take one of us with you for backup.”

I shook my head. “Can’t; if he knew I let the cops know who he was, he’d kill us both.”

“How dangerous is it for you to do this?” Dolph asked.

What was I supposed to say? Very? Or did I tell them the Master had the hots for me, so I’d probably be okay? Neither. “I’ll be all right.”

He stared at me, eyes very serious.

“Besides, what choice do we have?” I motioned at the corpse. “We’ll get one of these a night until we find the vampires responsible. One of us has to talk to the Master. He won’t talk to police, but he will talk to me.”

Dolph took a deep breath and let it out. He nodded. He knew I was right. “When can you do it?”

“Tomorrow night, if I can talk Bert into giving my zombie appointments to someone else.”

“You’re that sure the Master will talk to you?”

“Yeah.” The problem with Jean-Claude was not getting to see him, it was avoiding him. But Dolph didn’t know that, and if he did, he might have insisted on going with me. And gotten us both killed.

“Do it,” he said. “Let me know what you find out.”

“Will do,” I said. I stood up, facing him over the bloodless corpse.

“Watch your back,” he said.

“Always.”

“If the Master eats you, can I have your nifty coveralls?” Zerbrowski asked.

“Buy your own, you cheap bastard.”

“I’d rather have the ones that have enveloped your luscious body.”

“Give it a rest, Zerbrowski. I’m not into little choo-choos.”

“What the hell do trains have to do with anything?” Dolph asked.

Zerbrowski and I looked at each other. We started giggling and couldn’t stop. I could claim sleep deprivation. I’d been on my feet for fourteen straight hours, raising the dead and talking to right-wing fruitcakes. The vampire victim was a perfect end to a perfect night. I had a right to be hysterical with laughter. I don’t know what Zerbrowski’s excuse was.

Chapter 3

There are a handful of days in October that are nearly perfect. The sky stretches overhead in a clear blue, so deep and perfect that it makes everything else prettier. The trees along the highway are crimson, gold, rust, burgundy, orange. Every color is neon-bright, pulsing in the heavy golden sunlight. The air is cool but not cold; by noon you can wear just a light jacket. It was weather for taking long walks in the woods with someone you wanted to hold hands with. Since I didn’t have anyone like that, I was just hoping for a free weekend to go away by myself. The chances of that were slim and none.

October is a big month for raising the dead. Everyone thinks that Halloween is the perfect season for raising zombies. It isn’t. Darkness is the only requirement. But everyone wants an appointment for midnight on Halloween. They think spending All Hallows Eve in a cemetery killing chickens and watching zombies crawl out of the ground is great entertainment. I could probably sell tickets.

I was averaging five zombies a night. It was one more zombie than anyone else was doing in one night. I should never have told Bert that four zombies didn’t wipe me out. My own fault for being too damn truthful. Of course, truth was, five didn’t wipe me out either, but I was damned if I’d tell Bert.

Speaking of my boss, I had to call him when I got home. He was going to love me asking for the night off. It made me smile just thinking about it. Any day I could yank Bert’s chain was a good day.

I pulled into my apartment complex at nearly one in the afternoon. All I wanted was a quick shower and seven hours of sleep. I had given up on eight hours; it was too late in the day for that. I had to see Jean-Claude tonight. Joy. But he was the Master Vampire of the City. If there was another master vampire around, he’d know it. I think they can smell each other. Of course, if Jean-Claude had committed the murder, he wasn’t likely to confess. But I didn’t really believe he’d done it. He was much too good a business vampire to get messy. He was the only master vampire I’d ever met who wasn’t crazy in some way: psychotic, or sociopath, take your pick.

All right, all right, Malcolm wasn’t crazy, but I didn’t approve of his methods. He headed up the fastest-growing church in America today. The Church of Eternal Life offered exactly that. No leap of faith, no uncertainty, just a guarantee. You could become a vampire and live forever, unless someone like me killed you, or you got caught in a fire, or hit by a bus. I wasn’t sure about the bus part, but I’d always wondered. Surely there must be something massive enough to damage even a vampire beyond healing. I hoped someday to test the theory.

I climbed the stairs slowly. My body felt heavy. My eyes burned with the need to sleep. It was three days before Halloween, and the month couldn’t end too soon for me. Business would start dropping off before Thanksgiving. The decline would continue until after New Year’s, then it’d start picking up. I prayed for a freak snowstorm. Business drops off if the snow is bad. People seem to think we can’t raise the dead in deep snow. We can, but don’t tell anyone. I need the break.

The hallway was full of the quiet noises of my day-living neighbors. I was fishing my keys out of my coat pocket when the door opposite mine opened. Mrs. Pringle stepped out. She was tall, slender, thi

Custard, her Pomeranian, pranced at the end of his leash. He was a round ball of golden fur with little fox ears. Most cats outweighed him, but he’s one of those little dogs with a big-dog attitude. In a past life he was a Great Dane.

“Hello, Anita.” Mrs. Pringle smiled as she said it. “You’re not just getting in from work, are you?” Her pale eyes were disapproving.

I smiled. “Yeah, I had an… emergency come up.”

She raised an eyebrow, probably wondering what an animator would have for an emergency, but she was too polite to ask. “You don’t take good enough care of yourself, Anita. If you keep burning the candle at both ends, you’ll be worn out by the time you’re my age.”

“Probably,” I said.

Custard yapped at me. I did not smile at him. I don’t believe in encouraging small, pushy dogs. With that peculiar doggy sense, he knew I didn’t like him, and he was determined to win me over.

“I saw the painters were in your apartment last week. Is it all repaired?”

I nodded. “Yeah, all the bullet holes have been patched up and painted over.”