The Laughing Corpse

“Didn’t kill it. Exterminators killed it.” Big words seemed to hurt more than little words.

“Do you remember what happened as you were passing out?”

“No.”

“You emptied your clip into its face. Blew its damn brains out the back of its head. You went limp. I thought you were dead. God”--he shook his head--”don’t ever do that to me again.”

I smiled. “I’ll try not to.”

“When its brains started leaking out the back of its head, it stood up. You took all the fight out of it.”

Zerbrowski pushed into the small space, leaving the curtain gaping behind him. I could see a small boy with a bloody hand crying into a woman’s shoulder. Dolph swept the curtain closed. I bet Zerbrowski was one of those people who never shut a drawer.

“They’re still digging bullets out of the corpse. And every bullet’s yours, Blake.”

I just looked at him.

“You are such a bad ass, Blake.”

“Somebody has to be with you around, Zerbrow...” I couldn’t finish his name. It hurt. It figures.

“Are you in pain?” Dolph asked.

I nodded, carefully. “The doc’s getting me painkiller. Already got tetanus booster.”

“You’ve got a necklace of bruises blossoming on that pale neck of yours,” Zerbrowski said.

“Poetic,” I said.

He shrugged.

“I’ll check in on the rest of the injured one more time, then I’ll have a uniform drive you back to your place,” Dolph said.

“Thanks.”

“I don’t think you’re in any condition to drive.”

Maybe he was right. I felt like shit, but it was happy shit. We’d done it. We’d solved the crime, and people were going to jail for it. Yippee.

The doctor came back in with the painkillers. He glanced at the two policemen. “Right.” He handed me a bottle with three pills in it. “This should see you through the night and into the next day. I’d call in sick if I were you.” He glanced at Dolph as he said it. “You hear that, boss?”

Dolph sort of frowned. “I’m not her boss.”

“You’re the man in charge, right?” the doctor asked.

Dolph nodded.

“Then...”

“I’m on loan,” I said.

“Loan?”

“You might say we borrowed her from another department,” Zerbrowski said.

The doctor nodded. “Then tell her superior to let her off tomorrow. She may not look as hurt as the others, but she’s had a nasty shock. She’s very lucky there was no permanent damage.”

“She doesn’t have a superior,” Zerbrowski said, “but we’ll tell her boss.” He gri

I frowned at Zerbrowski.

“Well, then, you’re free to go. Watch those scratches for infection. And that bite on your shoulder.” He shook his head. “You cops earn your money.” With that parting wisdom, he left.

Zerbrowski laughed. “Wouldn’t do for the doc to know we’d let a civie get messed up.”

“She’s had a nasty shock,” Dolph said.

“Very nasty,” Zerbrowski said.

They started laughing.

I sat up carefully, swinging my legs over the edge of the bed. “If you two are through yukking it up, I need a ride home.”

They were both laughing so hard that tears were creeping out of their eyes. It hadn’t been that fu

“I’ll drive you home,” Zerbrowski gasped between giggles.

I had to smile. Seeing Dolph and Zerbrowski giggling was enough to make anyone smile.

“No, no,” Dolph said. “You two in a car alone. Only one of you would come out alive.”

“And it’d be me,” I said.

Zerbrowski nodded. “Ain’t it the truth.”

Nice to know there was one subject we agreed on.

Chapter 34

I was half asleep in the back of the squad car when they pulled up in front of my apartment building. The throbbing pain in my throat had slid away on a smooth tide of pain medication. I felt nearly boneless. What had the doctor given me? It felt great, but it was like the world was some sort of movie that had little to do with me. Distant and harmless as a dream.

I’d given Dolph my car keys. He promised to have someone park the car in front of my apartment building before morning. He also said he’d call Bert and tell him I wouldn’t be in to work today. I wondered how Bert would take the news. I wondered if I cared. Nope.

One of the uniformed police officers leaned back over the seat and said, “You going to be alright, Miss Blake?”

“Ms.,” I corrected automatically.

He gave me a half smile as he held the door for me. No door handles on the inside of a squad car. He had to hold the door for me, but he did it with relish, and said, “You going to be alright, Ms. Blake?”

“Yes, Officer”--I had to blink to read his name tag--”Osborn. Thank you for bringing me home. To your partner, too.”

His partner was standing on the other side of the car, leaning his arms on the roof of the car. “It’s a kick to finally meet the spook squad’s Executioner.” He gri

I blinked at him and tried to pull all the pieces together enough to talk and think at the same time. “I was the Executioner long before the spook squad came along.”

He spread his hands, still gri

I was too tired and too drugged to worry about it. I just shook my head. “Thanks again.”

I was a touch unsteady going up the stairs. I clutched the railing like it was a lifeline. I’d sleep tonight. I might wake up in the middle of the hallway, but I’d sleep.

It took me two tries to put the key in the door lock. I staggered into my apartment, leaning my forehead against the door to close it. I turned the lock and was safe. I was home. I was alive. The killer zombie was destroyed. I had the urge to giggle, but that was the pain medication. I never giggle on my own.

I stood there leaning the top of my head against the door. I was staring at the toes of my Nikes. They seemed very far away, as if distances had grown since last I looked at my feet. The doc had given me some weird shit. I would not take it tomorrow. It was too reality-altering for my taste.

The toes of black boots stepped up beside my Nikes. Why were there boots in my apartment? I started to turn around. I started to go for my gun. Too late, too slow, too fucking bad.

Strong brown arms laced across my chest, pi

It was Bruno pi

Tommy came up on the right. He had a needle in his hands.

“NO!”

Bruno cupped his hand over my mouth. I tried to bite him, and he slapped me. The slap helped a little but the world was still cotton-coated, distant. Bruno’s hand smelled like after-shave. A choking sweetness.

“This is almost too easy,” Tommy said.

“Just do it,” Bruno said.

I stared at the needle as it came closer to my arm. I would have told them that I was drugged already, if Bruno’s hand hadn’t been clasped over my mouth. I would have asked what was in the syringe, and whether it would react badly with what I had already taken. I never got the chance.

The needle plunged in. My body stiffened, struggling, but Bruno held me tight. Couldn’t move. Couldn’t get away. Dammit! Dammit! The adrenaline was finally chasing the cobwebs away, but it was too late. Tommy took the needle out of my arm and said, “Sorry, we don’t have any alcohol to swab it off with.” He gri

I hated him. I hated them both. And if the shot didn’t kill me, I was going to kill them both. For scaring me. For making me feel helpless. For catching me unaware, drugged, and stupid. If I lived through this mistake, I wouldn’t make it again. Please, dear God, let me live through this mistake.