The Laughing Corpse

“Then talk. I haven’t got all night.”

He sighed. “You don’t make this easy.”

“If it was easy you wanted, you should have picked on someone else.”

He nodded. “Very true. Please, be seated.” He went back to lean on the desk, arms crossed over his chest.

“I don’t have that kind of time,” I said.

He frowned slightly. “I thought we agreed to talk this out, ma petite.”

“We agreed to meet at eleven. You’re the one who wasted an hour, not me.”

His smile was almost bitter. “Very well. I will give you a...condensed version.”

I nodded. “Fine with me.”

“I am the new Master of the City. But to survive with Nikolaos alive, I had to hide my powers. I did it too well. There are those who think I am not powerful enough to be the Master of all. They are challenging me. One of the things they are using against me is you.”

“How?”

“Your disobedience. I ca

“What do you want from me?”

He smiled then, wide and genuine, flashing fangs. “I want you to be my human servant.”

“Not in this lifetime, Jean-Claude.”

“I can force the third mark on you, Anita.” There was no threat as he said it. It was just a fact.

“I would rather die than be your human servant.” Master vampires can smell the truth. He would know I meant it.

“Why?”

I opened my mouth to try to explain, but didn’t. He would not understand. We stood two feet apart but it might have been miles. Miles across some dark chasm. We could not bridge that gap. He was a walking corpse. Whatever he had been as a living man, it was gone. He was the Master of the City, and that was nothing even close to human.

“If you force this issue, I will kill you,” I said.

“You mean that.” There was surprise in his voice. It isn’t often a girl gets to surprise a centuries-old vampire.

“Yes.”

“I do not understand you, ma petite.”

“I know,” I said.

“Could you pretend to be my servant?”

It was an odd question. “What does pretending mean?”

“You come to a few meetings. You stand at my side with your guns and your reputation.”

“You want the Executioner at your back.” I stared at him for a space of heartbeats. The true horror of what he’d just said floated slowly through my mind. “I thought the two marks were accident. That you panicked. You meant all along to mark me, didn’t you?”

He just smiled.

“Answer me, you son of a bitch.”

“If the chance arose, I was not averse to it.”

“Not averse to it!” I was almost yelling. “You cold-bloodedly chose me to be your human servant! Why?”

“You are the Executioner.”

“Damn you, what does that mean?”

“It is impressive to be the vampire who finally caught you.”

“You haven’t caught me.”

“If you would behave yourself, the others would think so. Only you and I need know that it is pretense.”

I shook my head. “I won’t play your game, Jean-Claude.”

“You will not help me?”

“You got it.”

“I offer you immortality. Without the compromise of vampirism. I offer you myself. There have been women over the years who would have done anything I asked just for that.”

“Sex is sex, Jean-Claude. No one’s that good.”

He smiled slightly. “Vampires are different, ma petite. If you were not so stubborn, you might find out how different.”

I had to look away from his eyes. The look was too intimate. Too full of possibilities.

“There’s only one thing I want from you,” I said.

“And what is that, ma petite?”

“All right, two things. First, stop calling me ma petite; second, let me go. Wipe these damn marks away.”

“You may have the first request, Anita.”

“And the second?”

“I ca

“Which you don’t,” I said.

“Which I don’t.”

“Stay away from me, Jean-Claude. Stay the fuck away from me, or I’ll kill you.”

“Many people have tried through the years.”

“How many of them had eighteen kills?”

His eyes widened just a bit. “None. There was this man in Hungary who swore he killed five.”

“What happened to him?”

“I tore his throat out.”

“You understand this, Jean-Claude. I would rather have my throat torn out. I would rather die trying to kill you than submit to you.” I stared at him, trying to see if he understood any of what I said. “Say something.”

“I have heard your words. I know you mean them.” He was suddenly standing in front of me. I hadn’t seen him move, hadn’t felt him in my head. He was just suddenly inches in front of me. I think I gasped.

“Could you truly kill me?” His voice was like silk on a wound, gentle with an edge of pain. Like sex. It was like velvet rubbing inside my skull. It felt good, even with fear tearing through my body. Shit. He could still have me. Still take me down. No way.

I looked up into his so-blue eyes and said, “Yes.”

I meant it. He blinked once, gracefully, and stepped back. “You are the most stubborn woman I have ever met,” he said. There was no play in his voice this time. It was a flat statement.

“That’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever paid me.”

He stood in front of me, hands at his sides. He stood very still. Snakes or birds can stand utterly still but even a snake has a sense of aliveness, of action waiting to resume. Jean-Claude stood there with no sense of anything, as if despite what my eyes told me, he had vanished. He was not there at all. The dead make no noise.

“What happened to your face?”

I touched the swollen cheek before I could stop myself. “Nothing,” I lied.

“Who hit you?”

“Why, so you can go beat him up?”

“One of the fringe benefits of being my servant is my protection.”

“I don’t need your protection, Jean-Claude.”

“He hurt you.”

“And I shoved a gun into his groin and made him tell me everything he knew,” I said.

Jean-Claude smiled. “You did what?”

“I shoved a gun into his balls, alright?”

His eyes started to sparkle. Laughter spread across his face and burst out between his lips. He laughed full-throated.

The laugh was like candy: sweet, and infectious. If you could bottle Jean-Claude’s laugh, I know it would be fattening. Or orgasmic.

“Ma petite, ma petite, you are absolutely marvelous.”

I stared at him, letting that wonderful, touchable laugh roll around me. It was time to go. It is very hard to be dignified when someone is laughing uproariously at you. But I managed.

My parting shot made him laugh harder. “Stop calling me ma petite.”

Chapter 22

I stepped back out into the noise of the club. Charles was standing beside the table, not sitting. He looked uncomfortable from a distance. What had gone wrong now?

His big hands were twisted together. Dark face scrunched up into near pain. A kind God had made Charles look big and bad, because inside he was all marshmallow. If I’d had Charles’s natural size and strength, I’d have been a guaranteed bad ass. It was sort of sad and unfair.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“I called Caroline,” he said.

“And?”

“The baby-sitter’s sick. And Caroline’s been called in to the hospital. Someone has to stay with Sam while she goes to work.”

“Mm-huh,” I said.

He didn’t look the least bit tough when he said, “Can going down to the Tenderloin wait until tomorrow?”

I shook my head.

“You’re not going to go down there alone,” Charles said. “Are you?”

I stared up at the great mountain of a man, and sighed. “I can’t wait, Charles.”

“But the Tenderloin.” He lowered his voice as if just saying the word too loud would bring a cloud of pimps and prostitutes to descend upon us. “You can’t go down there alone at night.”

“I’ve gone worse places, Charles. I’ll be all right.”