The Laughing Corpse

Chapter 13

The sweltering darkness closed around me like a hot, sticky fist. A streetlight formed a puddle of brilliance on the sidewalk, as if the light had melted. All the streetlights are reproductions of turn-of-the-century gas lamps. They rise black and graceful, but not quite authentic. Like a Halloween costume. It looks good but is too comfortable to be real.

The night sky was like a dark presence over the tall brick buildings, but the streetlights held the darkness back. Like a black tent held up by sticks of light. You had the sense of darkness without the reality.

I started walking for the parking garage just off First Street. Parking on the Riverfront is damn near impossible. The tourists have only made the problem worse.

The hard soles of Irving’s dress shoes made a loud, echoing noise on the stone of the street. Real cobblestones. Streets meant for horses, not cars. It made parking a bitch, but it was...charming.

My Nike Airs made almost no sound on the street. Irving was like a clattery puppy beside me. Most lycanthropes I’ve met have been stealthy. Irving may have been a werewolf but he was more dog. A big, fun-loving dog.

Couples and small groups passed us, laughing, talking, voices too shrill. They had come to see vampires. Real-live vampires, or was that real-dead vampires? Tourists, all of them. Amateurs. Voyeurs. I had seen more undead than any of them. I’d lay money on that. The fascination escaped me.

It was full dark now. Dolph and the gang would be awaiting me at Burrell Cemetery. I needed to get over there. What about the file on Gaynor? And what was I going to do with Irving? Sometimes my life is too full.

A figure detached itself from the darkened buildings. I couldn’t tell if he had been waiting or had simply appeared. Magic. I froze, like a rabbit caught in headlights, staring.

“What’s wrong, Blake?” Irving asked.

I handed him the file and he took it, looking puzzled. I wanted my hands free in case I had to go for my gun. It probably wouldn’t come to that. Probably.

Jean-Claude, Master Vampire of the City, walked towards us. He moved like a dancer, or a cat, a smooth, gliding walk. Energy and grace contained, waiting to explode into violence.

He wasn’t that tall, maybe five-eleven. His shirt was so white, it gleamed. The shirt was loose, long, full sleeves made tight at the wrist by three-buttoned cuffs. The front of the shirt had only a string to close the throat. He’d left it untied, and the white cloth framed the pale smoothness of his chest. The shirt was tucked into tight black jeans, and only that kept it from billowing around him like a cape.

His hair was perfectly black, curling softly around his face. The eyes, if you dared to look into them, were a blue so dark it was almost black. Glittering, dark jewels.

He stopped about six feet in front of us. Close enough to see the dark cross-shaped scar on his chest. It was the only thing that marred the perfection of his body. Or what I’d seen of his body.

My scar had been a bad joke. His had been some poor sod’s last attempt to stave off death. I wondered if the poor sod had escaped? Would Jean-Claude tell me if I asked? Maybe. But if the answer was no, I didn’t want to hear it.

“Hello, Jean-Claude,” I said.

“Greetings, ma petite,” he said. His voice was like fur, rich, soft, vaguely obscene, as if just talking to him was something dirty. Maybe it was.

“Don’t call me ma petite,” I said.

He smiled slightly, not a hint of fang. “As you like.” He looked at Irving. Irving looked away, careful not to meet Jean-Claude’s eyes. You never looked directly into a vampire’s eyes. Never. So why was I doing it with impunity. Why indeed?

“Who is your friend?” The last word was very soft and somehow threatening.

“This is Irving Griswold. He’s a reporter for the Post-Dispatch. He’s helping me with a little research.”

“Ah,” he said. He walked around Irving as if he were something for sale, and Jean-Claude wanted to see all of him.

Irving gave nervous little glances so that he could keep the vampire in view. He glanced at me, widening his eyes. “What’s going on?”

“What indeed, Irving?” Jean-Claude said.

“Leave him alone, Jean-Claude.”

“Why have you not come to see me, my little animator?”

Little animator wasn’t much of an improvement over ma petite, but I’d take it. “I’ve been busy.”

The look that crossed his face was almost anger. I didn’t really want him mad at me. “I was going to come see you,” I said.

“When?”

“Tomorrow night.”

“Tonight.” It was not a suggestion.

“I can’t.”

“Yes, ma petite, you can.” His voice was like a warm wind in my head.

“You are so damn demanding,” I said.

He laughed then. Pleasant and resonating like expensive perfume that lingers in the room after the wearer has gone. His laughter was like that, lingering in the ears like distant music. He had the best voice of any master vampire I’d ever met. Everyone has their talents.

“You are so exasperating,” he said, the edge of laughter still in his voice. “What am I to do with you?”

“Leave me alone,” I said. I was utterly serious. It was one of my biggest wishes.

His face sobered completely, like someone had flipped a switch. On, happy, off, unreadable. “Too many of my followers know you are my human servant, ma petite. Bringing you under control is part of consolidating my power.” He sounded almost regretful. A lot of help that did me.

“What do you mean, bringing me under control?” My stomach was tight with the begi

“You are my human servant. You must start acting like one.”

“I am not your servant.”

“Yes, ma petite, you are.”

“Dammit, Jean-Claude, leave me alone.”

He was suddenly standing next to me. I hadn’t seen him move. He had clouded my mind without me even blinking. I could taste my pulse at the back of my throat. I tried to step back, but one pale slender hand grabbed my right arm, just above the elbow. I shouldn’t have stepped back. I should have gone for my gun. I hoped I would live through the mistake.

My voice came out flat, normal. At least I’d die brave. “I thought having two of your vampire marks meant you couldn’t control my mind.”

“I ca

“He’s the new Master of the City, isn’t he?” It was Irving. I think we had forgotten about him. It would have been better for Irving if we had.

Jean-Claude’s grip tightened slightly on my right arm. He turned to look at Irving. “You are the reporter that has been asking to interview me.”

“Yes, I am.” Irving sounded just the tiniest bit nervous, not much, just the hint of tightness in his voice. He looked brave and resolute. Good for Irving.

“Perhaps after I have spoken with this lovely young woman, I will grant you your interview.”

“Really?” Astonishment was plain in his voice. He gri

“Silence.” The word hissed and floated. Irving fell quiet as if it were a spell.

“Irving, are you alright?” Fu

“Yeah,” Irving said. That one word was squeezed small with fear. “I’ve just never felt anything like him.”

I glanced up at Jean-Claude. “He is sort of one of a kind.”

Jean-Claude turned his attention back to me. Oh, goody. “Still making jokes, ma petite.”