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“Why would he need a truck like that?”
“He doesn’t need to need it. He just needs to be curious about it.”
“Must be nice.”
“I don’t know if I’d describe him that way,” Milgrim said. “But he’s definitely curious.”
“And extremely well co
“There aren’t that many genuinely eccentric rich people,” Milgrim said. “Evidently. Not even here.”
“Couldn’t prove it by me.”
“No,” Milgrim agreed, and took a tiny, careful sip of his bitter lemon pop.
“Why did they want the specs on those pants?”
“They’re interested in military contracts,” Milgrim said. “Designing. The actual clothing and equipment has to be manufactured in the United States. There’s a law.”
“No kidding,” she said.
“That’s what I’ve been told.”
“No,” she said, “I mean no kidding that they’re looking at contracting?”
“None,” said Milgrim. “They are. It’s a major current project.”
“Fucking hilarious,” she said.
Milgrim looked at his lemon pop, confused.
“Do you have a phone number?”
“I do,” said Milgrim, fishing the Neo from his jacket and showing it to her. “But it’s on this, and Bigend says it’s tapped.”
“Skip that, then. I arrested a serious shitbird who had one of those.”
Milgrim shuddered.
“Not because he had it. Something else. Do you have an e-mail address?”
“A Blue Ant address.”
“How about a Twitter account?”
“A what?”
“Sign up for one,” she said. “As Gay Dolphin Two, all caps, no spaces. Numeral two. From the laptop in the lobby. As soon as you finish your drink. Make your updates private. I’ll ask to follow you. I’ll be Gay Dolphin One. Allow me to follow you, refuse anybody else. It’ll mostly be porn bots anyway.”
“Porn bots? What is it?”
“It’s how I talk to my kids. You’ll register. That will be how we keep in touch. Let’s try to keep you out of trouble.”
Milgrim winced.
“You don’t want to leave town without letting me know. Or change hotels.”
“I have to go where they send me,” Milgrim said. “It’s what I do.”
“Perfect. I’ll be in touch.” She stood. “Thanks for the beer. Don’t forget about that registration. Gay Dolphin Two. Numeral two. All caps. No spaces.”
When she was gone, he continued to sit there, in the club chair. He took her card from his pocket. Held it without looking at it. Fingers on its sharp edges.
“No spaces,” his robot said.
17. HOMUNCULI
She found Heidi in Cabinet’s bar, monochromatically resplendent in a sort of post-holocaust drum majorette jacket, cut from several different shades and textures of almost-black.
“Fuckstick’s cards worked?”
“Two did,” said Heidi, raising a steaming glass of clear liquid in a highball glass. Her fresh-cut hair had been reblackened, likewise in several shades, and she seemed to have hit the makeup counter as well.
“What’s that?” Hollis asked, indicating the glass.
“Water,” Heidi said, and sipped.
“Want to go to Paris with me, tomorrow morning?”
“What for?”
“My day job. There’s a vintage clothing fair. I may have found someone who knows what Bigend wants me to find out. Part of it, anyway.”
“How did you find them?”
“I think she’s dating the keyboard player from the Bollards.”
“Small world,” said Heidi. “And he’s the only cute one. Rest are homunculuses.”
“Homunculi.”
“Little douche bags,” Heidi countercorrected. “I’ll pass. Throat’s bothering me. Fucking planes.”
“No, Eurostar.”
“I mean the one I came over on. When are you back?”
“Day after tomorrow, if I can find her tomorrow. I guess I’ll take Milgrim, then.”
“How was he?”
“Profoundly. Fucking. Peculiar.” Hollis blew gently on the thin tan island of foam afloat in her half pint of Gui
“Robert’s found me a gym. Old school. East side.”
“End. Not side.”
“He’s cute.”
“Don’t you dare. ‘No civilians,’ remember? If you’d stuck with the rule, you wouldn’t have to be divorcing fuckstick.”
“Look at you. Motherfucker’s on YouTube, jumping off skyscrapers in a flying-squirrel suit.”
“But it was your rule, remember? Not mine. After the boxers, you stuck with musicians.”
“Homunculuses,” Heidi said, nodding, “douche bags.”
“I could’ve told you that,” Hollis said.
“You did.”
The bar’s level of early-evening drinking-crowd noise tilted, suddenly. Hollis looked up and saw the Icelandic twins, their identical frosty pelts aglitter. Behind them, somehow worryingly avuncular, loomed Bigend.
“Shit,” said Hollis.
“I’m out of here,” said Heidi, putting down her water and standing, giving her shoulders an irritated shrug within her new jacket.
Hollis rose too, half-pint in hand. “I’ll have to speak with him,” she said. “About Paris.”
“You’re the one with the job.”
“Hollis,” said Bigend. “And Heidi. Delighted.”
“Mr. Bellend,” said Heidi.
“Allow me to introduce Eydis and Fridrika Brandsdottir. Hollis Henry and Heidi Hyde.”
Eydis and Fridrika smiled identically, in eerie unison. “A pleasure,” said one. “Yes,” said the other.
“I’m leaving,” said Heidi, and did, men turning to follow her with their eyes as she strode off through the bar.
“She isn’t feeling well,” said Hollis. “The flight’s affected her throat.”
“She is a singer?” asked either Eydis or Fridrika.
“A drummer,” said the other.
“May I speak with you for a moment, Hubertus?” Hollis turned to the twins. “Please excuse me. Take these seats.”
As they settled in the armchairs that Hollis and Heidi had vacated, Hollis stepped closer to Bigend. He’d forgone the blue suit this evening, and wore one in some peculiarly light-absorbing black fabric that somehow looked as though it didn’t have a surface. More like an absence, an opening into something else, antimatter paired with mohair. “I hadn’t known Heidi was here,” he said.
“We’re all surprised. But I wanted to tell you that I’m going to Paris tomorrow, to try to speak with someone who may know something about Hounds. I thought I’d take Milgrim.”
“You got along?”
“Well enough, considering.”
“I’ll have Pamela e-mail you in a few minutes. She can handle any reservations.”
“Don’t bother. I’ll keep track of expenses. But I don’t want to give up my room here, so I’ll keep it and you can cover that.”
“I already am,” Bigend said, “plus incidentals. Can you tell me anything about Paris?”
“I may have found someone who was involved with whatever the begi