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And then there was Clam Bay. Cold even when su
It was kind of hard to hide. Not just because everyone in Clam Bay had a tendency to wear gray, shuffle slowly as if dragging themselves reluctantly across the land, and speak in a slow, halting, decidedly non-quaint, nonfolksy way. They also looked alike. It was a small gene pool in this town, and it hadn’t really worked out that well for any of the citizens of Clam Bay.
Also, the clamming was lousy in Clam Bay.
Philip and Vance ate breakfast in near silence. There was no need to remark on their growing pile of bills and the lack of tourists. Without looking at the budget, Philip estimated they had another four months before the all-consuming debt . . . well . . . consumed them.
The bell attached to the front door jingled. Philip and Vance jumped up and ran to greet the visitor. Their hopes were dashed by the sight of the Clam Bay constable.
“Hello,” said Philip halfheartedly.
The constable nodded and tipped his gray hat. “Mornin’, fellas. I’m afraid we have us a slight little problem here.”
Philip tried to place the accent. It wasn’t New Englandish. Not quite. Clam Bay had its own special dialect. It really was a world of itself. Too bad it wasn’t in the charming Old World way, but the creepy, skin-crawling fashion. But for all their creepiness, the folks of Clam Bay hadn’t done anything to Philip or Vance.
And now there was a problem.
The constable led them outside and pointed to a hanging sign posted by the road. “Want to tell me about this?”
Vance said, “I found it in the attic. Thought it looked Old World. Kind of cool.”
The icy wind made the sign swing. The constable steadied it. “We’d like you to take it down, if you could.”
“Why?”
The constable made a snorting noise and spat up a wad of green phlegm. “We just would rather if you did.”
“Excuse me,” said Vance, “but this isn’t a police state, is it? We can have anything we want on our house, can’t we?”
The constable frowned. It wasn’t easy to detect, because the citizens of Clam Bay had mouths bent downward naturally. “Ehyah. It’s just, well, we don’t like to think about it. About the old town name, huh.” He worked his jaw as if testing to see if it still functioned properly.
“You can barely read it,” said Vance.
“It’s a memory,” said the Constable. “A bad memory that we would rather forget.”
He gazed out toward the ocean with a strange combination of yearning and dread. Nobody swam in Clam Bay’s waters. They were too cold. But sometimes, Philip would catch a citizen or two standing on the beach. Always with that same unsettling expression.
“We’ll take it down,” said Philip. “No problem.”
The constable nodded. “Ehyah.” He rubbed his face. “Ehyah.” He shuffled away, never taking his eyes off the sea.
“Why’d you agree to that?” asked Vance. “It’s a free country.”
“Oh, stop it,” said Philip. “Who really cares? We gotta live here, right? At least for another few months.”
“It’s censorship. It’s bullshit.”
“Yeah, yeah. You can fight the good fight when we go back to New York.”
Grumbling, Vance wrestled with the sign, stubbornly trying to uproot it with his bare hands.
CLAM Bay’s general store was large on the outside. But on the inside, it was half empty. The weird thing was that instead of splitting the store down the middle with empty aisles on one side and filled aisles on the other, the arrangement was seemingly random. There was the ca
There was nobody ever in the store. He was sure that people shopped here. They had to. It was the only place to get groceries. But he never saw anyone other than the raggedy guy by the cash register. So Philip wasn’t really paying attention when he nearly plowed into the woman as he turned into the aisle.
They jumped simultaneously.
“Oh, jeez. I’m sorry,” he said.
She smiled. It’d been a while since he’d seen a smile like that. And she wasn’t wearing standard Clam Bay gray or black. No, she had on a blue sweater and some tan slacks, and Philip realized how cheery tan could be in these circumstances.
“Don’t worry about it. I should’ve been looking. It’s just . . . well, I’m just not used to seeing anyone else here.” She extended her hand. “I’m Angela.”
“Hi, I’m—”
“Philip,” she interrupted.
“Have we met?”
“Oh, no. I just arrived in town yesterday. But the village is buzzing with gossip about the two”—she made air quotes—“ ‘big-city fellows’ who moved into the Bay.”
He had a hard time imagining Clam Bay buzzing. The cashier was sitting slouched by the front of the store, motionless, staring out the window.
Angela moved past him and headed toward the register. He hadn’t finished his shopping, but he followed her. “So what brings you to Clam Bay?” he asked.
“Just visiting my mother.”
That surprised him. She didn’t have the look of someone born here. She wasn’t gorgeous. Or even especially attractive. In a different place, she might even be on the pretty side of plain. But here, in this place, she was a knockout. How the gene pool worked that one out, he couldn’t figure.
“I was adopted,” she said. “That’s what you were thinking, right?”
He nodded. “Yeah, was it that obvious?”
“No, but it’s the first thought any outsider should probably have. So how about you?” she asked. “Why did you and your”—she broke out the air quotes again—“ ‘life partner’ decide to move to Clam Bay?”
“Not really a good reason for it, I guess. Just bad judgment on . . . Wait. What did you call us?”
“Oh, I’m sorry.” She blushed. “Was that the wrong term? I didn’t mean to offend.”
“You think . . . Uh, we’re not gay.”
She laughed. “Oh, it’s all right. Nobody here cares about something like that. We’re pretty tolerant of alternative lifestyles.”
“We’re not gay,” he said with a little more force than intended. “We’re just friends.”
“Are you married?”
“No.”
“Girlfriends?”
“Not at the moment.”
“Confirmed bachelors?” She raised an eyebrow.
“Not confirmed,” he replied.
“So two single guys from the big city move to our little town and open a bed-and-breakfast. But you’re not gay.”
“We’re just friends,” he said.
“Right. Because straight men open bed-and-breakfasts all the time.”
“These straight men did.”
“Straight men named Philip and Vance.”
He wanted to argue, but he was suddenly begi
VANCE took the news of their “big-city fellows” status better than Philip. Probably because it turned out that he actually was gay.