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‘Don’t do it again,’ she said.
Except that he really did have the most melting smile. ‘I can’t promise that. But not unless you want me to.’
‘Then I’m safe,’ she said firmly.
‘I wouldn’t count on it,’ he murmured.
It made her stomach jump in anticipation. ‘Are you going to teach me or not?’ she demanded, half shocked at her cranky tone of voice. Elric the Magnificent was enough to try the patience of a saint, and she was feeling less and less saintlike.
‘I’m going to teach you,’ he agreed. ‘Everything I know.’
Lizzie wasn’t even going to consider why that sounded so deliciously frightening. All she knew was that she didn’t want to change things, even if she could.
‘What?’ Xan said, glaring down at the see glass on the table. ‘The hell you’ll teach her everything you know!’
A loud sneeze made her jerk up so fast she almost knocked the glass off the table. ‘How did you get up here this time?’
‘Well, it wasn’t easy,’ Maxine said, looking perturbed. ‘Somebody had put a brick in the portal, some big ol’ shiny invisible thing, and-’
‘What do you want, Maxine?’
‘Boy, you look good.’
Maxine’s eyes were frankly admiring, and Xan was in a place where a little frank admiration was welcome, so she relaxed.
‘Thank you. Now what do you want?’
‘Is that dress silver? Like real silver?’
‘Yes. What do you want?’
‘You goin’ out tonight? Like to a party?’
‘A gala at the Ke
Xan began to feel almost cheerful.
Maxine sneezed again.
‘Maxine, can’t you take something for that?’
‘Allergies,’ Maxine said. ‘I’ve always had ‘em, not the regular kind, the doc can’t figure out what I’m allergic to, but it’s worse in here.’
Magic, Xan realized. I picked the only person in Salem’s Fork who’s allergic to magic. She sighed. ‘Did you have something to tell me, Maxine?’
‘Yes. Did you know that Da
‘No, he did not.’
‘Well, he said he did,’ Maxine said, as if it were irrefutable.
‘He lied to you, Maxine.’
‘Really?’
‘Men do that. Was there anything else?’
‘Well, he’s not in love with her. I asked, and he said to give him time.’
Xan sat back. ‘You asked. He just got into town this morning, and you asked if he loved her.’ Maxine nodded. ‘I thought-’
‘Don’t think, Maxine. It’s not good for you.’ Xan took a deep breath. ‘Now that you’re here, I have a job for you.’
‘Okay,’ Maxine said. ‘You want me to slip him a love potion? I bet you make a great love po-’
‘Maxine, he’s her True Love. He doesn’t need a love potion. He’s destined to love her. They all are. I cast the spell to find their real loves. It’s fate. It’ll happen. Leave them alone.’
‘Right.’ Maxine nodded. ‘Got it. Still, a love potion. Couldn’t hurt.’
‘Maxine.’
‘Don’t mess with fate. Right.’
‘Someone else is messing with fate,’ Xan said grimly, looking down at the Fortune house. After I expressly told him not to.’ You were supposed to take her powers, not teach her to use them, Elric, you double-crosser.
‘Whoa,’ Maxine said.
‘The bastard never does anything I want him to,’ Xan said, thinking of all the things she’d have liked Elric to do. ‘Oh,’ Maxine said knowingly. ‘A woman scorned.’
‘I beg your pardon,’ Xan said.
‘What a dummy,’ Maxine said, shaking her head. ‘You’d have thought he’d have gone for it. I mean, you’re no spring chicken, but you’ve definitely got it going on.’
‘Maxine, do you want to die a slow, agonizing death?’
‘No.’
Xan waited for a moment, but Maxine seemed to have gotten the point. ‘Lizzie is at home wearing an amethyst pendant. Get it from her and bring it to me.’
‘Amethyst…?’
‘Purple stone pendant. Get it.’
‘Okay.’ Maxine saluted. ‘Uh, Xantippe?’
‘No, you ca
‘What about Mare?’
‘Jude already loves Mare. Go.’
‘What about Crash?’
Xan stared into the see glass, trying to find Elric. ‘Who?’
‘Mare’s old boyfriend. He’s a mechanic who’s living in Italy and he came back to town and proposed to her at the Greasy Fork at lunchtime.’
Xan turned her head slowly to look at Maxine, standing there in her diner uniform with maxine embroidered over her left pocket. She looked a little more full-breasted than usual and a lot more uneasy. ‘At lunchtime?’
‘In front of God and everybody. Mare stood up and a
And you waited until now to tell me because…?’
‘It was lunchtime,’ Maxine said, outraged. ‘We were busy. And then I forgot. But then Dee and Da
‘No,’ Xan said. ‘Stay away from Mare. Stay away from Dee and Da
‘The one who looks like Jude Law?’
‘Yes, tell Jude to get to work on Mare, that he’s got competition. I’ll take care of Crunch.’
‘Crash.’
‘Whatever. Get that pendant and warn Jude.’ Maxine turned to go and Xan got a look at her chest in profile. ‘Maxine, what the hell are you wearing?’
‘Push-up bra,’ Maxine said, adjusting her breasts. ‘I’m making all the night waitresses wear them. We’ll get more customers.’
‘It’s a diner, Maxine, not the Salem’s Fork Hooters.’
‘I bet the tips go up.’ Maxine checked her watch. ‘My break’s over. Gotta go.’
She disappeared into the portal without so much as a
‘See ya,’ let alone a genuflect, and Xan thought about smiting her through the see glass and decided that being Maxine was probably punishment enough.
She looked back at the glass, worried now. Dee and Da
The glow from the workroom window told her that Lizzie and Elric were there. She ignored a stab of jealousy to focus on the problem: Elric had no business teaching Lizzie to use her magic, but if Maxine got the amethyst it would slow down her learning curve so badly he might get frustrated and just take Lizzie’s power from her. And then take Lizzie, keeping her safe and powerless in Toledo. Xan felt a real twinge at that; being kept in Toledo by Elric would be dark and erotic and mesmerizing, and her hand slipped on the glass just thinking about it; maybe when she was young again – she closed her eyes at the thought, young again – maybe when she had the girls’ powers, Elric would look at her differently, but no, he was meant to be with Lizzie and there were other men, although none like Elric. But then, accidents could happen. And Lizzie might not make it through.
Of course she was going to do her best to see that the girls survived the loss of their powers. She was their aunt, after all – she only wanted the best for them. But Lizzie was already more frail than the other two…
No. Youth is enough. Youth and power. Who needs Elric?
And then there was Mare. Xan could see her through the hideous neon that filled the plate-glass windows of Value Video!!, Jude gazing at her adoringly. He really was attractive, Mare surely would prefer him over some mechanic named Crash. Loud, oblivious Mare, who never stopping clumping around shouting long enough to notice what was going on around her. She was going to be the easiest, if she’d just ignore the mechanic and take the vice president, who had to be far superior…