The Reapers

It was this truck that Willis and Harding had just busted up with their shotguns.

“Wow,” said Jackie Garner, because it was he who had been sitting by the side of the road, waiting for the Fulcis to finish their business in the woods, “you guys are so screwed.”

Thus it was that when Harding turned around he saw two very large and very irate men emerging from the woods. One was hurriedly zipping up his fly. The other was staring unhappily at the truck. Their faces, which tended toward redness even at times of relative calm, had assumed the complexion of a pair of mutant plums. To Harding, they looked like trolls dressed in polyester, twin refrigerators in big-man pants and jackets. They couldn’t even walk properly, they were so wide. Instead, they shambled from side to side, like wind-up robots. The sight of the two men lumbering in their direction was so confusing to Harding and Willis that it took them a moment or two to react, so that Harding was still raising his shotgun when Tony Fulci’s fist co

Tony rounded on Jackie Garner.

“You was supposed to watch the fucking truck, Jackie,” he said.

“I was watching the truck. They asked me to move it, but you had the keys. I didn’t know they were going to start shooting it up.”

“You still ought to have said something to them.”

“I tried to say something.”

“Yeah? Well it wasn’t the right thing.” Tony reached out and yanked the candy bar wrapper from Jackie’s pocket. “How come you got time to finish a Three Musketeers bar but you ain’t got time to watch the truck? You can’t do both at once? I mean, the fuck, Jackie? You know, it’s just-the fuck.”

Jackie assumed a conciliatory pose and tone. “I’m sorry, Tony,” he said. “I don’t think they were reasonable men. You can’t talk to unreasonable men.”

“Well then, you ought not to have talked to them. You ought to have killed them.”

“I can’t just go killing people over a truck.”

“It wasn’t a truck. It was our truck.”

His brother was tenderly stroking the hood of the truck and shaking his head. With a last despairing look at Jackie, Tony went over to join him.

“How bad does it look?”

“Upholstery’s ripped to pieces, Tony. There’s some holes to the paintwork, too. Lights are shot. It’s a mess.” He was on the verge of tears.

Tony patted his brother on the shoulder.

“We’ll fix her up. Don’t worry. We’ll make her as good as new.”

“Yeah?” Paulie looked up hopefully.

“Better than new. That right, Jackie?”

Jackie, sensing that the storm was already blowing over, offered his support for this view.

“If anyone can do it, you guys can.”

Paulie got into the cab, having first carefully wiped it clear of glass, and started the truck. He let it run for a minute until he was satisfied that no damage had been done to the engine. Tony stood beside Jackie. Willis was still breathing, but only barely. Tony stared down at him. Jackie thought that he looked like he wanted to finish the job.

“You think Parker will be pissed at us?” he said.

The Fulcis admired Parker. They didn’t want him to be angry.

“No,” said Jackie. “I don’t think he’ll even be surprised.”

Tony brightened. He and Paulie dumped Harding’s body in the back of the dead men’s pickup, then tied Willis’s hands and legs with baling wire that they found in the cab and left him, unconscious, beside his dead colleague. Jackie then drove the truck into the woods and left it there, out of sight of the road.

“You think those guys were related?” Paulie asked his brother, as they waited for Jackie to return. “They looked like they was related.”

“Maybe,” said Tony.

“Pity they was such assholes,” said Paulie.

“Yeah,” said Tony. “Pity.”

There was a radio on the dashboard of the truck. It crackled into life just as Jackie Garner finished hiding the truck in the woods.

“Willis,” said a voice. “Willis, you there. Over.”

Jackie nearly didn’t answer it, then decided, aw, why not? He’d seen movies in which people found out the bad guy’s plans by pretending to be someone else on a phone or a radio. He didn’t see why it couldn’t work on this occasion.

“This is Willis. Over.”

There was a pause before the reply came.

“Willis?”

“Yeah, it’s me. Over.”

“Who is this?”

Dammit, thought Jackie, this is harder than it looks in the movies. I ought to learn to leave well enough alone.

“Sorry,” he said. “Wrong number.”

After all, there didn’t seem to be anything else to say. He put the radio down, then hurried back to join the Fulcis. They looked up in surprise at the sight of Jackie ru

“Time to go,” said Jackie. “Company’s coming.”

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

THEY DIDN’T DIE.

That was the first thing that struck Angel once they had made it to the trees: they were still alive. Ru

And so he had run hard, fighting the instinct to make himself as small as he could, knowing that to do so would slow him down. Be smaller, or be faster, that was the choice. In the end, he had opted for speed, every muscle in his body tense, his face contorted in expectation of the bullets that must inevitably begin to fly. He knew that he would be hit before he heard the shot that had taken him, so the silence, broken only by the sounds of breathing and footfalls, was of no consolation.

Both men zigzagged as they crossed the open ground, altering their pace and direction unexpectedly to throw off any shooters. The tree line began to loom closer, so close that, even in the murk, Angel could pick out details of bark and leaves. Farther back, the forest faded into shadows and gloom. There could be any number of men in there waiting for them, drawing a bead on the moving targets or holding their aim on a single spot, waiting for the target to come to them. Perhaps Angel would see the muzzle flash in the shadows before he died, the last flicker of light before the final darkness to come.

Fifteen feet. Ten. Five. Suddenly, they were among the trees. They dropped to the ground among the bushes, then crawled slowly away from where they had landed, careful to make as little noise as possible, avoiding undergrowth that might move and give away their positions. Angel glanced at Louis, who was about ten feet to his right. Louis raised a palm, indicating that he should stop. Something flew high above their heads in the dark, but neither man lifted his eyes to follow its progress. Instead, they waited, their attention fixed on the forest before them, their sight now adjusted to the darkness.

“They didn’t shoot,” said Angel. “How come they didn’t shoot?”

“I don’t know.”