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“Incoming!” Ros cried, and giggled.
So far, so good.
To our right was a vintage lighthouse, to our left an oversized buoy. The sun reflected off the lake, turning everything into cardboard cutouts. Behind the pier were the skyscrapers, as ruined and vacant as Mayan temples.
I looked through the binoculars. The Ferris wheel stood motionless; the fu
I waved my arm for everyone to hit the deck. Guts stayed down with his slime and Ros joined him. I gave the human the thumbs-up, praying that my thumb looked like his-normal, pink, alive. The male returned the gesture and smiled. He looked truly happy to see what he thought were survivors. Who knew how many of them were left? Judging from the lack of activity on the pier, not many.
And then A
As in: She Came from the Grave. As in: She-Zombie from Below Deck. As in: Yacht of the Living Dead.
She was armed with what we found on board-which wasn’t much, but she still looked ready for battle. The human lowered his binoculars.
“Get down!” Ros said, and I complied. Ros with his metal head might be safe, but the rest of us had left our helmets back in Wisconsin.
We heard shouts from the humans-indistinct and urgent commands pla
Guts whimpered and I put my arm around him. He nestled his head in my armpit, his hair one giant knot. I rolled onto my back and Guts curled against me like my wife. My head hit A
Because this was not how it should end.
“You go, A
There was the classic sound of a missile whistling overhead like a Wile E. Coyote Acme bomb, and the back of the boat exploded. A
I crawled over to the cardboard signs I’d made, gathered them under my arm, and pointed to the crow’s nest-at an angle now as the boat started to sink.
Those signs would save us. Words and signs and symbols prove our intelligence; they create our consciousness.
Language isn’t a virus from outer space, as Zombie William Burroughs said. It’s a virus from within.
Like the zombie virus, it changed us. With language, we evolved.
Oh, that mad genius Stein; he was Copernicus, Darwin, and Einstein all rolled into one big 21st Century Fox.
Quick as a lick, Guts was on his feet. Ru
WE CAN THINK, it read.
A bullet plowed into Guts’s shoulder. He jerked back but continued to hold the sign aloft.
Language, our only savior. My words as revolutionary as the Magna Carta, the Treaty of Versailles, and The Feminine Mystique. The Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: All zombies are created equal.
Guts moved to the second sign.
“What do they say?” Ros asked.
Guts held the sign up.
FRIEND? it asked.
And with that, they blew his brains out.
GUTS FELL INTO the lake, slow motion, end over end; the two signs followed him, floating down like paper airplanes. They bobbed on top of the water, impotent symbols with no one to read them, alphabet soup. The third sign landed on deck.
A
Joan cried out, her grief palpable. With the young ones dead and Isaac at the bottom of the lake, our future looked nonexistent.
I crawled over to the only sign left-WE ARE YOU, it read. I clutched it to my breast as if it were the holiest relic, the shroud of Turin, a tortilla imprinted with the Virgin’s face. A lock of Muhammad’s hair.
“Holy shit,” Ros said. “Plan, captain?”
I tossed him the binoculars and motioned for him to use them. Ros poked his metal head over the railing.
“They’re huddled in a group,” he said, “talking and pointing and looking over here. Barking into walkie-talkies. People ru
The boat was sinking, but the tide and the wind kept moving us westward. Flat on my stomach, elbow over elbow at zombie speed, clutching the final sign, I reached the bow and placed it on the railing.
“WE ARE YOU!” I wanted to shout it from the treetops: Just as humans came from apes, we came from humans. We are your descendants; that makes you our ancestors. Our fathers and mothers.
No one is alone. We are all co
The wind blew and pushed both the sign and boat forward; I held steady. They had to know.
A loudspeaker crackled.
“Attention,” a voice said. “This is Lieutenant Bill Davis of the provisional United States Army. Surrender your weapons.”
“Not very friendly,” Ros said.
Joan grabbed the rifle out of A
The object and its representation. The thing and its sign. The gun and the word.
Sticks and stones may break my bones…
I put my arm around Joan. Our healer, our saint. The goddess who kept us alive-yes, alive, not undead or living dead or stenches or corpses or rotters, but living beings.
Cogito, ergo sum. That’s Zombie Descartes, of course. I think, therefore I am.
“Stand up,” Lieutenant Davis commanded, the PA distorting his voice. “Stand where we can see you.”
I shook my head at Joan. My eyes were pleading with her because her eyes had light in them, were filled with love. Like the first time I saw her, months ago, when Ros caged her like cattle and I rejoiced to find another like me.
“Don’t stand,” Ros said. “They’ll shoot you.”
Joan stroked my hair, a chunk of which came out in her hand. She tried to smile, I could tell, but her face remained immobile, a death mask.
I heard violins swelling as Joan rose to her knees; we all winced when her suede-covered bite site hit the deck. She put her hands on the rail and hoisted herself up to stand on the bow-a matron, a caretaker, everyone’s mother. And without a doubt, a zombie.
She flashed the humans the peace sign.
“Identify yourself,” Davis said.
She pointed to my sign. WE ARE YOU.
Somewhere on shore, a bazooka discharged, followed by a smattering of bullets. The boat rocked and Joan almost lost her footing.
“Hold your fire!” Davis yelled.
What a coward I was, hiding from the humans, cowering behind the wooden planks of the boat like a child under the covers, afraid of the dark. Joan looked down at me and this time she did crack a smile. The clouds shifted or the sun moved or the earth tilted and a halo formed behind her head.
From her nurse’s pocket she removed a handgun, stuck it in her mouth, and blew her brains out. Her eyes never left mine.
Saint Joan, sacrificial lamb, she was stronger than we were. She refused to be captured by the enemy; she remained the mistress of her own fate.
Ros and I wailed; we ululated like Middle Eastern women whose children have been killed by taxis. Joan and the handgun and my sign fell to the deck.
“Get Stein,” I heard Davis bark. “Now!”