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'I think possibly not,' he said. 'It could be a very close thing.'
He saw her glare at him in themirror.
'How close?'
'Um. Very.'
'Are you trying to say it might reach us at the same time as the ceremony?'
'Um. More sort of, um, before it,' said Cutwell wretchedly. There was no sound but the drumming of Keli's fingers on the edge of the table. Cutwell wondered if she was going to break down, or smash the mirror. Instead she said:
'How do you know?'
He wondered if he could get away with saying something like, I'm a wizard, we know these things, but decided against it. The last time he'd said that she'd threatened him with the axe.
'I asked one of the guards about that i
'As simple as that? You didn't use magic?'
'Only common sense. It's a lot more reliable in the long run.'
She reached out and patted his hand.
'Poor old Cutwell,' she said.
'I am only twenty, ma'am.'
She stood up and walked over to her dressing room. One of the things you learn when you're a princess is always to be older than anyone of inferior rank.
'Yes, I suppose there must be such things as young wizards,' she said over her shoulder. 'It's just that people always think of them as old. I wonder why this is?'
'Rigours of the calling, ma'am,' said Cutwell, rolling his eyes. He could hear the rustle of silk.
'What made you decide to become a wizard?' Her voice was muffled, as if she had something over her head.
'It's indoor work with no heavy lifting,' said Cutwell. 'And I suppose I wanted to learn how the world worked.'
'Have you succeeded, then?'
'No.' Cutwell wasn't much good at small talk, otherwise he'd never have let his mind wander sufficiently to allow him to say: 'What made you decide to become a princess?'
After a thoughtful silence she said, 'It was decided for me, you know.'
'Sorry, I —'
'Being royal is a sort of family tradition. I expect it's the same with magic; no doubt your father was a wizard?'
Cutwell gritted his teeth. 'Um. No,' he said, 'not really. Absolutely not, in fact.'
He knew what she would say next, and here it came, reliable as the sunset, in a voice tinged with amusement and fascination.
'Oh? Is it really true that wizards aren't allowed to —'
'Well, if that's all I really should be going,' said Cutwell loudly. 'If anyone wants me, just follow the explosions. I – g
Keli had stepped out of the dressing room.
Now, women's clothes were not a subject that preoccupied Cutwell much – in fact, usually when he thought about women his mental pictures seldom included any clothes at all – but the vision in front of him really did take his breath away. Whoever had designed the dress didn't know when to stop. They'd put lace over the silk, and trimmed it with black vermine, and strung pearls anywhere that looked bare, and puffed and starched the sleeves and then added silver filigree and then started again with the silk.
In fact it really was amazing what could be done with several ounces of heavy metal, some irritated molluscs, a few dead rodents and a lot of thread wound out of insects' bottoms. The dress wasn't so much worn as occupied; if the outlying flounces weren't supported on wheels, then Keli was stronger than he'd given her credit for.
'What do you think?' she said, turning slowly. 'This was worn by my mother, and my grandmother, and her mother.'
'What, all together?' said Cutwell, quite prepared to believe it. How can she get into it? he wondered. There must be a door round the back. . . .
'It's a family heirloom. It's got real diamonds on the bodice.'
'Which bit's the bodice?'
'This bit.'
Cutwell shuddered. 'It's very impressive,' he said, when he could trust himself to speak. 'You don't think it's perhaps a bit mature, though?'
'It's queenly.'
'Yes, but perhaps it won't allow you to move very fast?'
'I have no intention of ru
Cutwell spread his hands.
'All right,' he said. 'Fine. We all do what we can. I just hope Mort has come up with some ideas.'
'It's hard to have confidence in a ghost,' said Keli. 'He walks through walls!'
'I've been thinking about that,' said Cutwell. 'It's a puzzle, isn't it? He walks through things only if he doesn't know he's doing it. I think it's an industrial disease.'
'What?'
'I was nearly sure last night. He's becoming real.'
'But we're all real! At least, you are, and I suppose I am.'
'But he's becoming more real. Extremely real. Nearly as real as Death, and you don't get much realler. Not much realler at all.'
'Are you sure?' said Albert, suspiciously.
'Of course,' said Ysabell. 'Work it out yourself if you like.'
Albert looked back at the big book, his face a portrait of uncertainty.
'Well, they could be about right,' he conceded with bad grace, and copied out the two names on a scrap of paper. There's one way to find out, anyway.'
He pulled open the top drawer of Death's desk and extracted a big iron keyring. There was only one key on it.
WHAT HAPPENS NOW? said Mort.
'We've got to fetch the lifetimers,' said Albert. 'You have to come with me.'
'Mort!' hissed Ysabell.
'What?'
'What you just said —' She lapsed into silence, and then added, 'Oh, nothing. It just sounded . . . odd.'
'I only asked what happens now,' said Mort.
'Yes, but – oh, never mind:'
Albert brushed past them and sidled out into the hallway like a two-legged spider until he reached the door that was always kept locked. The key fitted perfectly. The door swung open. There wasn't so much as a squeak from its hinges, just a swish of deeper silence.
And the roar of sand.
Mort and Ysabell stood in the doorway, transfixed, as Albert stamped off between the aisles of glass. The sound didn't just enter the body via the ears, it came up through the legs and down through the skull and filled up the brain until all that it could think of was the rushing, hissing grey noise, the sound of millions of lives being lived. And rushing towards their inevitable destination.
They stared up and out at the endless ranks of lifetimers, every one different, every one named. The light from torches ranged along the walls picked highlights off them, so that a star gleamed on every glass. The far walls of the room were lost in the galaxy of light.
Mort felt Ysabell's fingers tighten on his arm.