Ramage's Trial

The poor old Calypso needed a new suit of sails, and the present ones should be struck below as spares. The trouble was that she was back at Chatham being paid off when the war started again after the Treaty of Amiens, and she had been hurriedly commissioned - which meant getting the yards across with new rigging, but the old sails were bent on again. The Calypso was merely one of many ships of war being commissioned in a rush, and Ramage had not been there to use cu

Nor was Captain Ramage himself much better off! One of his first calls in London would be on his tailor. Twenty guineas, probably more, for a full dress coat and epaulette (it was an economy being a post-captain with less than three years' seniority because he had to wear an epaulette on only one shoulder). Ten guineas for an undress coat. Five guineas for the gold-laced hat. Breeches, silk stockings, shirts, stocks, handkerchiefs . . . Silkin, his steward, had a long list which included table linen as well which needed replacing. Well, he did not complain about that: it was very irritating sitting down at a meal alone and restraining oneself, between courses, from poking the tines of a fork into a fraying patch. Silkin did his best to darn the patches, but new ones appeared every time the cloths were laundered.

He remembered Alexis's irritation, while they were having di

He swung the telescope from L'Espoir to La Robuste and then to the Jason. All three ships were in good order, and for the moment none of the merchant ships showed any sign of dropping astern, although the sun had slipped well below the horizon. He had forgotten to look for the green flash. He had seen it hundreds of times in various latitudes, but it always amused him to watch for it, knowing that one blink at the crucial moment meant missing that bright green wink which lasted only a fraction of a second.

Young Kenton was standing over on the larboard side of the quarterdeck, having just taken over the deck from Martin. Ramage decided to go down to his cabin. Usually he did not like reading by candlelight in low latitudes because the flame made the cabin too hot, but they were now far enough north for it not to matter. More important, he had just found that the four volumes of letters edited by John Fe

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Gilbert looked puzzled as he tried to translate what was obviously a joke by Stafford. The trouble was that Gilbert's English had been learned in the eastern part of Kent, where country folk talked broadly and in a slow drawl, whereas the Cockney, Stafford, talked quickly, clipping words like a miserly tailor.

" 'Penten' - I do not understand it."

Stafford, sprawled along the form beside the table, the bread barge in front of him, was roaring with laughter, and Jackson tapped him on the arm. "That was all too quick for me, so how'd you reckon . Gilbert is going to understand?"

"He asked me if I went to church or chapel," Stafford explained. "I said I didn't go to either (he meant a'fore I came to sea) but that some o' my friends said their prayers in St George's Fields."

"What's fu

Stafford's features were now serious: he was faced with sheer ignorance, and he always delighted in instructing his shipmates. "I was making a little joke, see, about goin' to chapel. To the chapel in St George's Fields. There's only one chapel there -" he began laughing, "- and that's the one belonging to Magdalen Hospital, see?"

"No," Jackson said briskly. "This looks like one of your long jokes that has us all falling asleep."

"Yus, well, I'll shut up then and you can entertain the mess - song or story, eh Jacko?" Stafford asked sulkily.

"Oh come on," Rossi wheedled, now intrigued at the idea of a chapel in a place called St George's Fields. "Tell us about this saint. Why does he have his own chapel?"

"My oath," Stafford said despairingly, "I du

"Because of you," Gilbert said mildly. "You started to tell us a joke about it."

Stafford ran a hand through his hair and sat up straight, a look of desperation about him. "Chapel," he said slowly, as though feeling his way through a fog. "Church or chapel Gilbert asked, and I said some of my friends went to chapel in St George's Fields ..."

He rubbed his head, trying to restore the train of thought, but he had drunk his own rum issue and Gilbert had passed over his, and Jackson had paid him a tot for a favour done yesterday. Finally, he remembered. "Yus, well, I was really tellin' Gilbert that my friends were - well, young ladies who had to make their own living, if you get my meaning."

"Whores?" Gilbert asked.

"Well, yes, but that's a strong word."

"St George's Fields," Rossi said relentlessly. "Accidente, San Giorgio mi aiutaP'

"Wotchew rattling on abart, then?" Stafford demanded suspiciously. "Speak English!"

"I was asking St George to help me," Rossi said, "but you need his help more. Now come on, start again. First, we have the chapel in St George's Fields."

"Well, the chapel belongs to Magdalen Hospital," Stafford said, as though that explained everything.

"And . . ." Jackson said encouragingly, "what sort of hospital is it? Like Greenwich Hospital, for seamen?"

"Nah, nah, nan!" Stafford exclaimed. "That's the whole joke - it's for 'The Reformation and Relief of Penitent Prostitutes'!"

"A sort of Stafford family home, like Mr Ramage has St Kew, eh?" Jackson asked drily.

"You don't believe me," Stafford complained, "but it's run by dukes and earls and rich merchants. Has a surgeon, several apotharies -"

"Apothecaries," Jackson corrected out of habit.

"- yes, s'what I said, and parsons. One's the chaplain and two more take it in turns to preach each evenin'. And the matron - she's a hard old biddy, I can tell you."

"How can you tell us?" Rossi inquired i