Mindscan

"I'm afraid not."

Oh, well. It had been just a thought. "Thank you — wait. Wait." She was famous; she probably used something other than the name she was best known by. "Ms. Cohen,"

I said, suddenly remembering her maiden name. "Do you have a Ms. Karen Cohen?"

"I'll put you through."

Karen would doubtless know who was calling; the hotel room's phone would inform her. Of course, it was possible that she wasn't in, but—

"Hello," said that Southern-accented voice.

In that moment, I realized that she couldn't have had the same experience I'd had, not if she hadn't yet gone home to face family and friends. But, as I said, she had to know it was me; I couldn't just hang up. "Hello, Karen."

"Hi, Jake."

Jake.

My name.

"Hi, Karen. I—" I had no idea what to say, but then it occurred to me to put it on her. "I guessed you might still be in town. I thought you might be lonely."

"Aren't you sweet!" Karen declared. "What did you have in mind?"

"Um…" She was in downtown Toronto. Right by the theater district. Words came tumbling out. "Would you like to go see a play?"

"I'd love to," Karen said.

I turned to my wall screen. "Browser, show me live theater tonight in downtown Toronto for which good seats are still available."

A list of plays and venues appeared on the screen. "You know David Widdicombe?" I said.

"Are you kidding?" said Karen. "He's one of my favorite playwrights."

"His Schrodinger's Cat is on at the Royal Alex."

"Sounds great," Karen said.

"Wonderful," I said. "I'll pick you up at seven-thirty."

"Perfect," she said. "It's — that's perfect." She'd started to say 'it's a date,' I'm sure, but of course it was nothing of the kind.

14

The moonbus, as I'd seen before boarding it, was a simple-looking affair: a brick-shaped central unit, with great engine cones protruding from its rear end, and two cylindrical fuel tanks, one strapped to each side. The bus was silvery white, and the tanks, I was told, were painted a color called teal, apparently a mixture of blue and green. It sported the Hyundai logo in several places, and a United Nations flag on each side near the back.

There was a wide window across the front of the brick for the pilot (he apparently didn't like to be called a driver) to see through. The bus could accommodate fourteen passengers: there were eight swiveling seats along one side, and six down the other; a gap after the second seat made room for hanging space suits. Next to each passenger seat was a window about the size of those on airplanes; each window even had one of those vinyl blinds you could draw down, like on a plane.

Behind the last two seats were a small toilet on one side, and a tiny airlock cubicle on the other — "Pity the poor fool who mixes them up," the pilot had quipped during his orientation remarks.

The passenger cabin only extended halfway down the brick; the other half was taken up with cargo holds, the engines, and life-support equipment.

The moonbus's normal run was from LS One, on the Lunar Nearside, to High Eden, then on to Chernyshov Crater, both on Farside. Chernyshov was the site of a SETI facility, where big telescopes sca

We were getting close to High Eden, according to the status display shown on the monitors that hung from the ceiling. The gray, pockmarked lunar surface continued to streak by beneath us while a song I'd never heard before was playing through the moonbus's speakers. It was rather nice.

Karen, the old lady next to me, looked up and smiled. "What a perfect choice."

"What?" I asked.

"The music. It's from Cats."

"What's that?"

"A musical — from before you were born. Based on T. S. Eliot's Book of Practical Cats."

"Yes?"

"You know where we're going, no?"

"High Eden," I said.

"Yes. But where is it?"

"The far side of the moon."

"True," said Karen. "But more specifically, it's in a crater called Heaviside."

"Yes?" I said.

She sang along: "Up up up past the Russell Hotel/Up up up to the Heaviside layer…"

"What's the Heaviside layer?"

Karen smiled. "Don't feel bad, my dear boy. I imagine most people who saw the musical didn't know what it was, either. In the musical, it was the cat version of heaven. But 'Heaviside layer' is actually an old term for the ionosphere."

I was surprised to hear a little old lady talking about the ionosphere — but, then again, as I had to keep reminding myself, this was the author of DinoWorld. "See," she continued, "when it was discovered that radio transmissions worked over large distances, even over the curve of the Earth's horizon, people were baffled; after all, electromagnetic radiation travels in a straight line. Well, a British physicist named Oliver Heaviside figured there must be a charged layer in the atmosphere that radio signals were bouncing off. And he was right."

"So he got a crater named after him?"

"Two, actually. One here on the moon, and another on Mars. But, see, in a way we're not just going to Heaviside crater. We're going to the best place ever — the ideal retirement community. The perfect heaven for old cats."

"Heaven," I repeated. I felt my spine tingle.

Toronto. August. A warm breeze off the lake.

The play had been terrific — perhaps Widdicombe's best — and the evening was pleasantly warm.

And Karen looked — well, not lovely; that would be going too far. She was a plain thirty-year old woman, but she'd dressed up very nicely. Of course, some people had stared at us, but Karen had just stared right back. In fact, she'd told one gawking man that if he didn't look away, she'd turn on her heat vision.

In any event, I could hardly complain about Karen's appearance. I hadn't been any bargain to look at when I'd been flesh — too ski

And…

Fu

But I was having a hard time conjuring up a mental picture of my current self. The psychologists at Immortex had advised us to get rid of any photos of our old selves we had on display in our homes, but I hadn't had any. Still, it was days since I'd seen myself in a mirror, and even then — now that I no longer had to shave — they'd only been cursory glances. Could I really be forgetting what I used to look like?

Regardless of appearances, though, it was doubtless easier for an eighty-five-year-old woman to put her hand on the knee of a forty-four-year man than the other way around.

And, to my shock, Karen did just that, back in her hotel suite, after the play, the two of us sitting side by side on the lush, silk-upholstered couch in the living room. She unfolded her hand in her lap, lifting it, moving it slowly, giving me plenty of time to signal with body language or facial expression or words that I didn't want it to complete its obvious trajectory — and she let it come to rest on my right thigh, just above the knee.

I felt the warmth of her touch — not quite 37 degrees Celsius, but certainly more than room temperature.

And I felt the pressure, too: the gentle constricting of her fingers on the shifting plastic over the mechanics and hydraulics of my knee.