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Like her colleagues in crime Kinsey Millhone and V. I. Warshawski, Carlyle pursues personal relationships along with her cases, and even when she doesn't know her clients and villains at the start of an adventure, she often becomes intimately acquainted with them-sometimes physically-before the solution is reached. Says Barnes, "I am not Carlotta even if we do share some characteristics. We both play blues guitar when we need to think. She plays better than I do. But then I have much better taste in men!"
Lucky Pe
Lieutenant Mooney made me dish it all out for the record. He's a good cop, if such an animal exists. We used to work the same shift before I decided-wrongly-that there was room for a lady P.I. in this town. Who knows? With this case under my belt, maybe business'll take a 180-degree spin, and I can quit driving a hack.
See, I've already written the official report for Mooney and the cops, but the kind of stuff they wanted: date, place, and time, cold as ice and submitted in triplicate, doesn't even start to tell the tale. So I'm doing it over again, my way.
Don't worry, Mooney. I'm not go
The Thayler case was still splattered across the front page of the «Boston Globe.» I'd soaked it up with my midnight coffee and was puzzling it out-my cab on automatic pilot, my mind on crime-when the mad tea party began.
"Take your next right, sister. Then pull over, and douse the lights. Quick!"
I heard the bastard all right, but it must have taken me thirty seconds or so to react. Something hard rapped on the cab's dividing shield. I didn't bother turning around. I hate staring down gun barrels.
I said, "Jimmy Cagney, right? No, your voice is too high. Let me guess, don't tell me-"
"Shut up!"
«"Kill» the lights, turn «off «the lights, okay. But «douse» the lights? You've been tuning in too many old gangster flicks."
"I hate a mouthy broad," the guy snarled. I kid you not.
«"Broad,"«I said. "Christ! Broad? You trying to grow hair on your balls?"
"Look, I mean it, lady!"
«"Lady's» better. Now you wa
"I want all your dough," he said.
Who can you trust? This guy was a spiffy dresser: charcoal-gray three-piece suit and rep tie, no less. And picked up in front of the swank Copley Plaza. I looked like I needed the bucks more than he did, and I'm no charity case. A woman can make good tips driving a hack in Boston. Oh, she's gotta take precautions, all right. When you can't smell a disaster fare from thirty feet, it's time to quit. I pride myself on my judgment. I'm careful. I always know where the police checkpoints are, so I can roll my cab past and flash the old lights if a guy starts acting up. This dude fooled me cold.
I was ripped. Not only had I been co
It's gorgeous. Part of my inheritance. A '59 Chevy, shiny as new, kept on blocks in a heated garage by the proverbial dotty old lady. It's the pits of the design world. Glossy blue with those giant chromium fins. Restrained decor; just the phone number and a few gilt curlicues on the door. I was afraid all my old pals at the police department would pull me over for minor traffic violations if I went whole hog and painted "Carlotta's Cab" in ornate script on the hood. Some do it anyway.
So where the hell were all the cops now? Where are they when you need 'em?
He told me to shove the cash through that little hole they leave for the passenger to pass the fare forward. I told him he had it backwards. He didn't laugh. I shoved bills.
"Now the change," the guy said. Can you imagine the nerve?
I must have cast my eyes up to heaven. I do that a lot these days.
"I mean it." He rapped the plastic shield with the shiny barrel of his gun. I checked it out this time. Fu
I fished in my pockets for change, emptied them.
"Is that all?"
"You want the gold cap on my left front molar?" I said.
"Turn around," the guy barked. "Keep both hands on the steering wheel. High."
I heard jingling, then a quick intake of breath.
"Okay," the crook said, sounding happy as a clam, "I'm go
"Good. Don't call this cab again."
"Listen!" The gun tapped. "You cool it here for ten minutes. And I mean frozen. Don't twitch. Don't blow your nose. Then take off."
"Gee, thanks."
"Thank «you,"«he said politely. The door slammed.
At times like that, you just feel ridiculous. You know the guy isn't going to hang around, waiting to see whether you're big on insubordination. «But,» he might. And who wants to tangle with a.22 slug? I rate pretty high in insubordination. That's why I messed up as a cop. I figured I'd give him two minutes to get lost. Meantime I listened.
Not much traffic goes by those little streets on Beacon Hill at one o'clock on a Wednesday morn. Too residential. So I could hear the guy's footsteps tap along the pavement. About ten steps back, he stopped.
Was he the one in a million who'd wait to see if I turned around? I heard a fu
One minute more. The only saving grace of the situation was the location: District One. That's Mooney's district. Nice guy to talk to.
I took a deep breath, hoping it would have an encore, and pivoted quickly, keeping my head low. Makes you feel stupid when you do that and there's no one around.
I got out and strolled to the corner, stuck my head around a building kind of cautiously. Nothing, of course.
I backtracked. Ten steps, then whoosh. Along the sidewalk stood one of those new "Keep Beacon Hill Beautiful" trash cans, the kind with the swinging lid. I gave it a shove as I passed. I could just as easily have kicked it; I was in that kind of funk.
Whoosh, it said, just as pretty as could be.
Breaking into one of those trash cans is probably tougher than busting into your local bank vault. Since I didn't even have a dime left to fiddle the screws on the lid, I was forced to deface city property. I got the damn thing open and dumped the contents on somebody's front lawn, smack in the middle of a circle of light from one of those snooty Beacon Hill gas streetlamps.
Halfway through the whiskey bottles, wadded napkins, and beer cans, I made my discovery. I was doing a thorough search. If you're going to stink like garbage anyway, why leave anything untouched, right? So I was opening all the brown bags-you know, the good old brown lunch-and-bottle bags-looking for a clue. My most valuable find so far had been the mouldy rind of a bologna sandwich. Then I hit it big: one neatly creased bag stuffed full of cash.
To say I was stu
I was so befuddled I left the trash right on the front lawn. There's probably still a warrant out for my arrest.
District One Headquarters is off the beaten path, over on New Sudbury Street. I would have called first, if I'd had a dime.